"What the hell is this?"

"Massager!"

"Is it really a massager? you pervert, kneel on the washboard tonight!"

"Oh, don't, this, you must have misunderstood, this is a beauty massager, which can slim the face, whiten the skin, tighten the skin, and relieve fatigue!"

"How much did you buy it?"

"Two thousand pieces a piece. ”

"It's so expensive, you stupid, you must be ......