Chapter 258: I almost laughed
"Ahaha...... Ahaha......"
"God has long eyes! God has long eyes! Good death! Good death! Ahaha......"
"Ah...... Ah......h
After watching the latest issue of "Comedy Super League", I saw all the praise on the Internet, Guo Gang was in a very bad mood, but he couldn't find anything to vent on this hospital bed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info was depressed, so he simply threw away his phone, didn't look at it, out of sight and out of mind.
Guo Gang was about to lie down and sleep, when suddenly He Zhuang in the next bed suddenly laughed wildly, slapping the bed board with his hand while laughing. He Zhuang's sudden abnormal behavior startled Guo Gang and him, and his first reaction was that He Zhuang was crazy.
"Brother Zhuang?!Is it Brother Zhuang?!What's wrong with you?Brother Zhuang?Doctor! Doctor is coming! Hurry up!"
Guo Gang saw He Zhuang next to him because he was laughing too hard, and he seemed to be out of breath in the last few times, and he couldn't breathe, looking like he was about to lose his breath, he hurriedly called the doctor over!
Thanks to the fact that this is a high-level ward, there are doctors to take care of them 24 hours a day, and when they heard Guo Gang's call, they rushed in as soon as possible! Seeing He Zhuang like that, he was also surprised, and hurriedly stuffed the oxygen tube next to the hospital bed into He Zhuang's nostrils, and then pressed his palms on He Zhuang's chest several times in a rapid and high-frequency manner.
This kind of first-aid action, Guo Gang recognized, many times people who encounter drowning are so first aid, and he has also learned it. Seeing that this doctor is skilled, he is much stronger than Guo Gang, and he is worthy of being professional.
The doctor who rushed in was actually confused, it was obvious that he had encountered this kind of patient who looked dangerous because of his laughter for the first time in so many years of practicing medicine, and he could only subconsciously borrow the ordinary method of pressing his chest and relieving his qi to deal with it.
But it seemed that the effect was very good, and the patient finally passed with that breath, and the doctor secretly praised himself in his heart that he was a genius. With today's case as the theme, I will write a paper tomorrow, and maybe I may even win an award!
One last time, and then call it a day......
The doctor's heart is also quite active, and he thinks so much at such a dangerous moment as saving people.
Click!
However, he suddenly heard the sound of a bone breaking, and the doctor's heart clicked, and he was startled, and secretly screamed: Not good!
"Ah...... Painful ......"
"Ah...... Stop......"
Before He Zhuang, who had just been in tune, could recover from the panic, his chest suddenly hurt, and he heard a rib in his chest snap and break. This pain made him die and come back to life.
"Ahem! Don't worry, it's okay, I can't die! Wait a minute, I'll go over that thing!" The doctor was wearing a mask, and no one saw the embarrassment on his face.
It was really careless, forgetting that the patient's injured part was a rib, and one of them had already been broken. I didn't notice too much, when I just pressed his chest, the technique moved down an extra centimeter, and as a result, his ribs were crooked again.
Of course, the doctor will not admit that there is a problem with his job.
"Lying on the grass...... Sizzle...... "He Zhuang wanted to greet the doctor's family, but he found that he was in pain when he spoke, so he could only stare at him with his eyes!"
Don't think that Gong Guitar doesn't know, this doctor clearly broke his ribs, and he pretended that nothing happened, which is really annoying. Complain, you have to complain to him!
Just got the good news that Gong Ji was beaten to death on the street, and at this moment, he couldn't laugh anymore when he was messed up by this doctor, he only had a stomach full of anger!
"You are the most bizarre star I have ever seen, if I hadn't made a timely move just now, maybe tomorrow major websites would publish a news that Mo Mou's big star died of laughter, then it would be funny. I've already taken care of the ribs for you, don't cry and laugh like this anymore, otherwise something will happen again, and this big night may not be able to come in time. ”
Another half an hour later, after the doctor helped He Zhuang deal with the rib injury, he repeatedly told him before leaving.
"Get out! Wait! I'll complain to you tomorrow! If it weren't for you, the lame doctor, my license would have been paid for! My ribs were almost healed, and you broke them again. What after-effects do I have to leave behind because of this, you wait for me!"
Now He Zhuang is much better, and he is basically able to speak normally. But he couldn't swallow this breath anyway. It's really annoying, his rib injury has already improved, and he will be almost completely healed after ten days and half a month of rest. As a result, he was crushed again, and he was afraid that he wouldn't want to be discharged from the hospital again this month, how much would this delay him?
"Hehe! I think I'm a star, it's great? Can I bully people casually? I don't have any problems with my work, if you have the ability, you can sue you!" The doctor was also awesome, and he didn't mean to apologize, but snorted even harder, turned around and left, so He Zhuang was angry there!
"Brother Zhuang, don't be angry yet, there's no need to be angry with this little person, it's not worth it to be angry with your body. I've already contacted another hospital, and we'll be transferred tomorrow, and this junk hospital ghost wants to stay. By the way, Brother Zhuang, what happened to you just now? Who did you say died?"
Guo Gang couldn't help comforting He Zhuang on the side and letting him calm down. Thinking of He Zhuang's strange reaction before, he couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Well, I almost forgot to tell you Xiao Guo! I just received a big piece of good news, and you will definitely be very happy to hear it! You go on Weibo, look at the latest Weibo I forwarded! But Xiao Guo, you also have to control your emotions, don't be too happy. He Zhuang tried to calm down, trying not to sulk again, and wait for tomorrow to clean up that bullshit doctor. was asked by Guo Gang, and then I remembered that I saw a photo of Gong Ji's tragic death on Weibo, and I didn't have time to share it with Guo Gang.
I believe that Guo Gang will definitely be very happy when he sees it, but at the same time, He Zhuang is also very sorry for Guo Gang He saw the news, and his reaction was even greater than himself. This is precedent, Guo Gang's broken leg fell from the bed and broke several times because he was so excited to hear the news of the palace guitar that he fell off the bed and broke it several times. This time the news was even more vigorous, and He Zhuang was very worried that Guo Gang's reaction would be more intense, and this worry was not unreasonable.
"Oh, Brother Zhuang, your new Weibo, let me take a look at ......"
Guo Gang's curiosity became even heavier, he really couldn't imagine what could make He Zhuang so out of shape that he almost lost his life. He Zhuang also said that he wanted Guo Gang not to be too happy when he saw it, Guo Gang was even more confused.
Because of the lessons learned in the previous few times, Guo Gang is now working on his emotions, and he doesn't think that there is anything else that can make him happy and sad, and the tragedy of falling out of bed in a row is impossible to repeat.