Chapter 839: I'm Proud, You Don't Have Your Inferiority
Mu Baobao was slightly stunned when he saw Elori's actions, and felt that he had a very good appetite for himself.
However, this little girl is too vicious, she wants to gouge out her own eyes and cut her chest, so she won't agree with her, she must be born a murderous girl, she was going to kill Lu Beibei just now, and now she kicks other people's crotch, she is uneducated, hum!
"Brother, I'll help you teach him a lesson, isn't it very caring, I'm going to buy me a gift later!" Ai Luoli ran back, as if offering a treasure, hugged Ye Kai's arm and said.
Mu Baobao said: "If you kick someone badly, it's also called intimate? ”
The little witch glared: "Are you afraid of a fart, if you are afraid, don't follow us!"
Mu Baobao said: "Who followed you, I followed my cousin...... Cousin, two days ago I thought you were really dead, but I was in a hurry, you see, my eyes are still swollen, that's crying for you, I'm so big, I haven't cried so badly, I don't believe you asked my cousin, my cousin also cried!"
Alori snorted: "I can pretend, who knows if it's a real cry or a fake cry." ”
Ye Kai looked at Tao Momo: "The eldest lady is also crying?"
Tao Momo pursed her lips: "Don't listen to the baby's nonsense, you also believe her words?" baby, don't chew the root of your tongue." ”
Alori immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes, this big-breasted girl's tongue is the most annoying, so it's better to pull it out." ”
Mu Baobao hurriedly covered his mouth: "No, my tongue is for my cousin, and I can't pull it out." ”
Tao Momo rolled her eyes: "Baby, don't say this kind of thing in the future." ”
Alori snorted, "She's just shameless." ”
Others said that three women in one play, Ye Kai felt that these three women together was simply a big movie, and after staying for a long time, he had a feeling of turning around and running away: "Okay, okay, baby, Xiao Ai, you all say less, you have to be harmonious, get along in harmony, you see, the eldest lady is very good, you have to pretend to be reserved, high-minded, talk less, you have to learn more from her." ”
Alori sighed: "Brother, I won't pretend to be high!"
Tao Momo kicked Ye Kai angrily: "Ye Kai, you made it clear, who pretended to be reserved and pretended to be high?"
"Uh...... , I'm pretending to be reserved, I'm pretending to be tall, okay, okay, hurry up and buy a Christmas tree, it's too late and there will be little saplings left. Ye Kai hurriedly said.
As for the young and middle-aged man kneeling on the ground, who is a bird!
When he bought the Christmas tree, Ye Kai found that his headache had just begun, and the women in the family had not yet reached it, and the two little girls in front of him had fired first-
Mu Baobao pointed to a Christmas tree and said, "Cousin, choose this one, this one is the thickest, strongest, and most imposing." ”
Alori looked disdainful: "Do you think you can use a man, so thick and strong?" Brother, choose this one, this one is the tallest and the longest." ”
Mu Baobao is not the one who suffers: "Why do you choose so long, are you so deep?"
"I don't care about your?"
"Then you don't care if I can use it or not...... No, I don't need it, you can use it. ”
The proprietress is a woman, and seeing that they are not very old, they speak so violently and explicitly, and they are holding back their laughter, and they are about to hold back their urine.
Tao Momo was still confused, and asked Ye Kai: "What are they talking about, what is deep and thick, isn't this used for decoration?
Ye Kai touched his nose and smiled: "Oh, the two of them are fooling around, don't take it seriously." ”
Then he said: "Xiao Ai, baby, don't fight, at most two of them, you can use them yourself!"
The female boss couldn't hold it back, and with a snort, a mouthful of water squirted out of her mouth.
"I'm sorry, I'm in the trachea, you go on, go on!"
Mu Baobao said: "Don't want two, just one is enough, cousin, tonight, my cousin and I went to your place for Christmas Eve, we haven't eaten the food you cooked for a long time, you see I have lost weight." ”
As soon as the words fell, Alori stretched out her hands and grabbed her majestic twin peaks: "Cut, are you still called thin? It's all the same as a big cow, if you want to be thin, there will be no fat people in the world." ”
The baby yelled angrily: "You dare to pinch me and call me fat?"
"You still gasp when you say you're fat, you say, why does my brother want to cook vegetables for you?
"You're fat, your whole family is fat! My cousin likes to cook for me, what's wrong, he's my cousin, I'm his little wife." "The baby was furious, and he thought of what to say.
"Ahaha, with your thick skin, shameless, with me, you don't want to enter my house!"
"You're shameless, is that family yours? You're just an outsider, surnamed Ai, called Lori, I don't know if it's a fake name, cousin, have you checked her ID card, don't be deceived by her appearance...... Also, let me tell you, the one in front of you, my cousin, that's my cousin's genuine wife, can you enter the house, and you have to ask my cousin!"
The female boss has already heard it, but her eyes are full of gossip brilliance, this is a big scene, and the screenwriter can't make it up!
"Baby, shut up for me!" Tao Momo couldn't listen anymore.
"Xiao Ai, don't make any noise. ”
Ye Kai also spoke, if it goes on like this, will you still be able to buy a Christmas tree?
"Boss, I want both of them, how much does it cost...... ,You deliver it to your door, right? No...... , then I'll give an extra 2,000 yuan, and you can help me find a truck to send it over. ”
Ye Kai didn't want to continue to stay here, so he divided five by two, didn't even pay back the price, and bought it directly.
When she arrived at the door, the little witch said, "Brother, all the drinks just now were drunk by the breasts of the big-breasted sister, let's go buy them again, I'm thirsty." ”
Mu Baobao straightened his chest and squeezed on Ye Kai's arm: "I'm proud of me, you don't have your inferiority, hum!"
"Don't hold me, walk well, don't speak. ”
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The other side.
Lu Beibei woke up before the ambulance could reach the hospital.
Knowing that he was actually in the ambulance, he immediately yelled to get out of the car.
Just kidding, being knocked unconscious by an inexplicable little broken woman, or in front of Mu Baobao and Tao Momo, his face was about to be lost.
It's just that he thought again, he got into the ambulance, what about Mu Baobao and Tao Momo?
Where have they gone?
Thinking of this, he hurriedly called Mu Baobao, but no one answered after calling several times, so he called his aunt in a hurry...... , In his life, Lu Wushuang is his pillar, and he can find her to solve any difficulties.
"Auntie, I was beaten!"
Lu Wushuang had just separated from Ling Qitian, and he was stunned when he heard it: "Who dares to beat you? What about the baby, and Tao Momo, aren't you together?"
Lu Beibei said: "I...... I didn't know, I was knocked unconscious by a little girl just now, and as soon as I woke up, I was in the ambulance, and I can't contact the baby now. ”
"What, being hit in the ambulance by a little girl, you are really getting older and more outstanding!" Lu Wushuang was obviously very angry, and said after a while, "I'll call her to see if you're fine, I'll look for you when I get to the hospital, it's really a waste!"