Chapter 893: Ready (Ninth Update)
The sister sent us to the car diligently, before getting into the car, the second dog was still smiling, but after getting in the car, he was anxious, turned his head and asked me: "Boss, really? Do you have more than a million?"
"No, I don't. I shrugged and said, "Have you?"
"Oh my God, boss, aren't you cheating on me?" Ergou slapped his forehead and said, "Let me show off in front of my sister during the day, if I don't buy it in the end, it will be very shameless, you ...... How can you do such a thing? ”
I drove the car with a smile, and the second dog was crazy in the passenger seat, and he said angrily: "Then how many do you have now, how much is still missing." ”
I took out my wallet, took all the money in my hand, smiled and said, "Now, that's all, maybe five or six hundred." ”
"You're a ****...... It's fun to play me, isn't it?" Ergou was really angry, his ears were red, and he scolded: "A few hundred yuan to buy a fart car, it's almost the same as buying a bicycle." ”
Seeing that he was angry, Lao Tzu was very happy, and then after a while said, "Don't worry, I have a way to get the money?"
"Huh?" When Ergou heard this, he suddenly turned his head to look at me, and asked suspiciously, "Where? Robbery bank? Otherwise, where can you get a million a week?"
"Go back, go back and talk about it. "I ignored him, drove up, bought some marinade and beer on the way, and went back to the farm.
Under the big tree on the farm, we called the other three over, and of course we were talking about business while drinking.
Halfway through eating, I said, "I'm going to buy a car, but I only need six hundred dollars in my pocket." ”
When they heard me say this, everyone was stunned, looked up at me, and said vigorously: "Boss, are you crazy, what kind of car do you buy for 600 yuan? I don't have much savings, as long as it is more than 20,000 yuan, you have to take it." ”
"I'm also more than 20,000. The iron pillar also spoke.
"I'm more than 30,000. The monkey whispered.
Then they all turned their heads to look at Ergou, who was like a mad dog, and scolded: "It's up to Lao Tzu to do it, can you afford the BMW X5 that the boss wants?"
"Boss, are you crazy?" vigorously stuffed a piece of pig ear into his mouth, and said while chewing: "A few of us can make up 100,000 yuan and buy you a 100,000 car to drive. ”
When Ergou heard this, his old face darkened, and he said: "You bastards, you don't use your brains, is the boss here today to take out the few dollars in your pocket? ”
"Oh. The three of them were unmoved, still eating their own food, and then looked at me as they ate.
I put down the chicken feet in my hand, thought about it and said, "I pulled you out of the collection agency, did you regret it, did you hate me?"
The four of them glanced at each other, and Ergou scratched his head and said, "I regret it a little, but I don't hate you, you are also for our good, and you are worried about our safety." ”
"Yes, that's what it means. The other three nodded.
"The money that fights with your life is called hard-earned money, everyone's hard-earned money is different, and the money I earn is also hard-earned money, but I will earn more than yours. I said very calmly, these four goods, instantly stunned, looked me up and down, I smiled and said: "Don't think I'm bragging, in this way, I want to buy that BMW X5 within a week, so give you a task, as long as you complete it well, you will be able to complete it, it depends on whether you have the guts." ”
"What a task, say, say quickly. "All four of them were in a hurry.
"I'm going to say ugly things ahead, if this mission is not completed, and any of you drop the chain for me, then after the end, my brother will have nothing to do. I stared intently at the four men.
The four of them instantly cheered up and no longer hung up.
Ergou was stunned for a moment, then squeezed out a smile and said, "Boss, it's not so serious, is it?"
"Ergou, don't be hippie with me, what I say, say the same. I said through gritted teeth.
The four of them were stunned again, and after glancing at each other, they all nodded.
"One more thing, what if someone accidentally gets caught by the police?" I asked again.
The four of them looked at each other again, and they were no longer calm.
Ergou swallowed his saliva with difficulty, lowered his voice and asked, "Boss, you won't really let us rob the bank, right?"
"No, just like what you did before, there is a risk of being caught by the police, and you may even be sentenced. I said in a heavy tone.
I just want to see the reaction of these four people, if they are even afraid of such a scare and retreat by themselves, then it is fine, there is no need to even test.
Ergou hesitated for a moment, picked up the cigarette on the table, took a hard puff, and then said: "Done, with our education, at our age, what can we do? Lao Tzu just doesn't accept it, and I believe in the direction that the boss has given us, since you will pull us out of the collection company in order to prevent us from being injured and dying, then you will definitely not let us do murder and arson, hurting the heavens and reason, so I believe you, you can do what you say, I did it. ”
"I did it too. Dali also patted his chest and said: "I was caught, everything rotted in my stomach, and if I go to jail, my family will be your family, just take care of it." ”
"It's done. The monkey and the iron pillar also made up their minds, and after saying that, they picked up the beer on the table and poured it with a grunt.
Damn, it's really as heroic as going to the execution ground.
I smiled slightly and said, "Very good, in fact, you have done this before, just like digging the Yuelan grave before, some of the graves have a lot of good things, as long as they are taken out and sold, they will be rich immediately." ”
"Grave digging is tomb robbery?" Ergou was taken aback, and the other three were also startled.
"What's the matter?" The four of them glanced at each other, and the second dog said with some embarrassment: "Boss, you know, we all believe in this, the last time we went to dig Yuelan's grave, it has already had sequelae, and you are letting us do this now?"
My face instantly turned cold, and Ergou was very good at observing words and feelings, and immediately said: "I didn't say or do it, it's just a taboo, but how can there be a grave to dig?"
"You don't have to worry about this, I'll find something to dig for you. While speaking, the phone just shook a little, I picked it up and looked at it, it was sent by Yuelan, and it was written: It's been done.
I looked at the time, it was only four o'clock in the afternoon, and it was still a little long before the evening, I glanced at the four of them, and I said, "Let's go, I'll take you to practice." ”
Then he pulled out a bag of tools from the vegetable cellar, put it directly on the back bucket of Ergou's BMW, and then drove towards the smoky stone mountain.
(End of chapter)