Chapter 271: Red Face and Troubled Water
"Ahh
The thin monkey was unlucky now, his body was kicked directly and flew up, screaming in the air, and he fell into a dead field chicken with a bang, and the worst thing is that this guy has a bag in his hand that has not been peeled durian, this time, it is miserable!
"My ass, my ass is broken!" Skinny Monkey burst into tears.
"Little brother, why are you kicking him, why don't you go and help!" Zi Xun glanced at Ye Kai with annoyance, this is going to kick out a good thing, what can I do!
Ye Kai was speechless, walked over and pulled the person up, and pulled out the durian with a bang: "Dude, I'm sorry, I thought it was a robber or something, I shot a little heavier, I'm sorry! However, your luck is ......."
The thin monkey covered his ass and said with a bitter face, "Have you ever seen such a handsome robber as me......?"
He really wanted to scold someone, but he was here to talk to him, and he wanted to scold people away, wouldn't it be a waste of his previous efforts, and at this time, Zhen Gao also rushed over, and shouted: "Monkey, monkey, how are you, are you okay......?"
Zhen Gao felt that if he went to the hospital for examination, he would have more time with the beauties.
Zixun is a kind girl, thinking that this is Ye Kai who kicked him after all, he will be responsible after all, so he said: "He is right, let's go to the hospital for a check-up, we will be responsible for how much medical expenses are needed." ”
Zhen Gao seemed to have just discovered Zi Xun, turned his head and screamed: "Ah, beauty, handsome guy, it turned out to be you, just now, I was really embarrassed to be on the boat just now, I almost bumped into you, now ...... It's also fateful. ”
Zhen Gao accosted Zixun here, but Luo Shanshan stood in the distance, no interest in going up at all, she saw Zixun's appearance from a distance, and felt a huge gap, Zhen Gao was right, people are indeed big beauties, no wonder he was fascinated, he was still very attentive to himself before, and he ignored himself at the moment.
What a person!
It's better to go back and forget it!
Dong Yue next to her comforted: "Shanshan, Zhen Gao is a rich second generation, rich second generation, it's all like this, it's okay to play, do you want him to be sincere to you, or don't count on it...... Forget it, it's all here, it's fun, it's quite expensive to come by yourself, it's rare to have someone to treat. ”
At this time, the boat to go back will not be available until tomorrow, Luo Shanshan was angry for a while, and she figured it out, at least she hasn't really happened to Zhen Gao now, if you see him clearly after losing his body, it will really want to cry without tears.
Over there, Ye Kai had already used perspective to look at the body of the thin monkey, and it turned out that this guy was also a little cold with a few holes in his butt pierced by durian, and there was nothing else to do, but he was surprised to see a few Durex in this kid's pocket, and it seems that he also has a female companion!
Just seeing him pretending to be a seriously injured person with tweezers, Ye Kai faintly understood in his heart, plus Zhen Gao next to him always knocked on the side to learn some information about Zixun, and his heart was like a mirror, and he sneered and said: "Who knows if there is a hospital on this island, so it's okay, I often treat a dog and a cat with a broken bone or something, I'll show you." ”
As he spoke, he started his hand and squeezed the thin monkey's thigh.
"Whew-"
The thin monkey jumped directly three feet high, howling loudly, it was not injured, but now it is really injured, this thing is extremely painful and out of proportion, and blurted out scolding: "Nimabi ......"
Just after exiting, he suddenly came into contact with Zhen Gao's eyes, so he could only hold back tears and flow into his stomach, and said in a hurry: "Nimabi's cannon, it's okay to buy a durian to die, this time Brother Monkey's chrysanthemums have been pierced, you compensate me!"
Ye Kai said with a smile: "Chrysanthemum piercing is a trivial matter, I'm afraid that there will be sequelae in the bones, come on, come on, you come here, I'm a professional, I'll show you, it won't hurt you." ”
How dare the thin monkey, if it doesn't hurt me, I'm already in pain to death, and if I am killed again, I won't be disabled, so I immediately waved my hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay, no need, no need, I'm fine." ”
"Really, I won't lose money again, let's see!"
"It's all right, thank you!" the thin monkey was about to cry.
"Oh, it's okay, that's no need to go to the hospital, then let's go, walk carefully in the future, don't move and act like crazy, I just thought you were going to kill someone!" Ye Kai clapped his hands and smiled at Zixun.
At this time, another female student also came up: "It seems that you are also here to travel, we are students of Jiangzhou University, and we are also here to travel, otherwise how about a companion? ”
This female classmate was also bought by Zhen Gao and helped him pick up girls.
Ye Kai said: "No need, we are not here to travel, you play slowly by yourself, in vain!"
Zhen Gao hurriedly said: "It turns out that you are local islanders, that's better, let's be a tour guide, we are not familiar with it for the first time, don't worry, I will give money, definitely a lot, how about three thousand yuan a day? ”
"Not available!" Ye Kai said.
"Five thousand!" Zhen Gao raised the price.
"Sister, let's go!"
"Ten thousand...... , beauty, say a price, money is not a problem, what I have is money?"
"Hmph, of course money is not a problem, talent is a problem, you kid looks obscene, the intestines are about to flow out, no matter how unforgiving, be careful that Lao Tzu slaps you to death." Ye Kai was too lazy to entangle with him anymore, so he directly said cruel words.
Watching the two of them gradually walk away, Zhen Gao shouted "Damn, this plan to go with a pickle girl is considered to be stranded, and the two boys next to Bisheng are still chattering: "Beauty, it's really a super big beauty, Brother Gao, you are not wrong, such a beauty is a man who wants to go up and touch it!"
Zhen Gao was so angry that his liver hurt: "Touch the hair, it's all turned yellow, that kid is really dragging, don't fall into Lao Tzu's hands, take a walk, go back, soak Luo Meimei, mother, I have to find someone to vent my anger." ”
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Walking on the road, Zi Xun found that Ye Kai always looked at herself from time to time, as if she had flowers on her face, and she was embarrassed several times: "Stinky little brother, do you look addicted or what's wrong? Look at me again to collect money from you!"
Ye Kai shook his head and said: "Hongyan is in trouble, these words are really good words, look at it, from the middle-aged photographer yesterday to today's stunned youth, they are all dazzled when they see you, and as a result, they all get into trouble, right?"
When Zi Xun heard it, her heart was beautiful, women like to be praised, who doesn't like beauty, but she just said in her mouth: "It's not your hand yet?" Besides, your sister and I are naturally beautiful, what can I do, do you want to go plastic surgery and become ugly?"
As she was talking, her mobile phone rang, and she looked to see that it was Han Wan'er calling.
For a moment, she seemed to have a sense of nervousness about being a thief, and Ye Kai was a little hesitant to answer the phone.
"What's the matter, Assistant Han's phone, don't you answer it?"
"This ...... We came to Dongya Island alone, I'm afraid she thinks we're ......" She always felt like she was sneaky, and she didn't want her to know that she and Ye Kai came to the island alone, and they had to spend the night.
"You're afraid she'll think we're here to cheat?"
"What, steal, steal ......"
Zixun's face turned red, glared at him, and then walked to the side to answer the phone.