Sadistic heart!

(anti-inflammatory) heart is abused do not don't want...

But the black hole that crossed over [her] shrouded her whole person...

"It's glaring..."

Back to reality. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ordinary and cheap rental house, with posters of big star Li Ya on the wall, snack bags everywhere on the ground, and the quilt that has never been folded on the small broken bed, the only thing that can be seen in this room is the snacks and drinks on the table in front of you, which are estimated to be inexhaustible for 3~4 days.

"Alas~"

Inflammation sighed.

[The host shouldn't like the second master, right?]

The system's divine mending knife made the anti-inflammatory suddenly annoyed and angry. "I like your uncle! system, you still have the face to say! If you continue like this, I feel like I've become a woman~"

[What's wrong with becoming a woman, you can seduce men casually, and let countless overlords, presidents, and heroes who are high in power fall under your pomegranate skirt, isn't it beautiful?]

"Beauty, you big-headed ghost, Lao Tzu is a man! It's a man! It's a man! Say important things three times!"

"Moreover, even if I am a lily, I don't have a base!"

The host then mends the knife.

[But the problem is - you've already done it!]

[In "The Condor Heroes", you made your heart congested for the first time because of Yang Guo's sincere expression and reluctance. In "Old Nine Gates", you will see each other again because of the promise between you and the second master, but he no longer knows you, you feel sad...]

"Shut up! I'm going to sleep—"

Anti-inflammatory's face was slightly red, he didn't notice that as he crossed the transformation more times, his originally rough, old and hard skin slowly became soft, smooth and delicate.

…

The next day.

Xiaoyan is still dreaming of countless handsome guys and beauties all prostrate at [her's] feet, knock~ A series of knocks woke him up.

I put on some clothes casually and opened the door.

"Is that you?"

"Brother anti-inflammatory, good morning-" Xu Tingting's smiling face was cute and full of youthful vitality, while Fang Yuanyuan's shy pair of European factions rippled with thrilling waves.

"We went to school, and we happened to be passing by, so we came over to see Brother Xiaoyan-"

At a glance, Xiao Yan saw that they still had a steaming breakfast in their hands, as well as full and attractive fruits, such as apples, pears, lychees, and bananas.

"Let's sit down first!"

Everyone else is coming with things, and they can't let people stay outside the door.

After entering the house, Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan were immediately stunned by the messy scene in the house. Anti-inflammatory to these two sisters, there is no special thought, so the performance is very indifferent.

"It's already good for a man's family to behave like this—"

“……”

“……”

Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan suddenly didn't know what to say! Do you call this individuality, or do you call yourself shameless and proud of shame?

However, to the great surprise of the anti-inflammatory, the two sisters nodded to each other. Then, roll up your sleeves and start to help reduce inflammation and clean up the house, five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes later.

The anti-inflammatory quilt was neatly folded for the first time, the floor was cleaned, all the snacks on the table were placed in the cabinet, the windows were opened, and the soft and warm sunlight shone in, dissipating the only mildew left in the room.

'Papapapa~'

Anti-inflammatory applauded sincerely. "Good job, really good... I didn't expect that you two little rich second generations would also clean up the housework. ”

Complimented by the anti-inflammatory, the two girls were blushing with little faces, and to be honest, the two of them had never cleaned at home. For the first time in my life, I also gave anti-inflammatory.

"Come on, you two... Shu Huang will help you check your body..."

Under the surprise of Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan, the two big hands of anti-inflammatory hit the two sister paper European pies at the same time, one on the left and one on the left, one large and one small, the softness and elasticity are different, and the feel is also different...

…

Ten minutes later, Xu Tingting and Fang Yuan's faces were flushed, and they ran away from the anti-inflammatory room.

Inside the house.

The two salty pig hands were still grabbing the air, and they laughed triumphantly.

"Sure enough, it's this feeling, comfortable, soft, and the pleasure of the hormones in the body constantly secreting~"

"So, if you become a woman or something, how can a man wantonly bully ~ insult ~ ravage ~ the pleasure of being refreshed!!"

Just when the inflammation was extremely proud, Ding Ding Ding ~ The mobile phone rang.

"Hey, who's - if it's insurance..."

Because it was an unfamiliar number, Xiaoyan had just said a few words, and the other party actually heard a voice that made Xiaoyan quite familiar.

"It's me—Fang Yuanyuan's eldest cousin Tian You!"

Inflammation suddenly recalled the hairbite last night!

"What's the matter?"

"That's right, that night, I saw Mr. Xiaoyan, you are handsome and have a compelling temperament, it just so happens that my aunt is a part-time talent scout, and I chatted with her about your basic information in the morning, saying that you are a little late to debut as a star now, but you have a good body and good temperament, you can start with a model... So, just ask, what are your intentions?"

Models?

This Mao is indeed Fang Yuanyuan's big cousin, although I don't know if it's reliable or not, but why don't you try, if it doesn't work, it's a big deal and leave.

"Okay! Try it~"

"That's a good idea, in the past two days, Mr. Xiaoyan, your mobile phone has been kept unblocked, and my aunt will contact you immediately if she has an accurate letter. ”

After hanging up the phone, the inflammation was a little crying and laughing.

It seems that as the system said, the first step to get close to the big star Li Yayi still has to start with a model!

Xiaoyan sat down, turned on the computer, and while eating the steaming breakfast bought by the two sisters, he looked up the most basic information about the model on the Internet. I don't know if I don't check, and I'm shocked when I check it. Nima, in this world, female models sell meat, and they can still be a little famous, but male models, if they want to rely on this industry, it is difficult to support themselves.

"Forget it! Anyway, Lao Tzu has a system, and he doesn't rely on being a model to make a fortune, mainly because he relies on this as a springboard to get close to my beloved star Li Yayi..."

I also casually read some health websites that can stimulate male hormones, and after breakfast, I went to the bathroom and cleaned it briefly. Then, pick up your own time-traveling artifact [toothbrush].

"System bacteria, there should be another chance to cross today! The fifth level, the last task of "Old Nine Gates", will be completely completed today!"

Because, anti-inflammatory is ready.

【Good!Meet the host!】

One passed through the black hole and suddenly shrouded it.

…

"It's glaring..."

Over here.

It is a very familiar place, during the Republic of China, the aristocratic decoration design, and the ingenuity of the details everywhere reflect the high position of the owner of the house, and a person who has a sense of life.

(anti-inflammatory) habitually kneading his soft and elastic European pie, I don't want to, as soon as I turn my eyes, I see a handsome Buddha, looking at himself with playful eyes.

Oh no~ It's a playful look at himself kneading the smooth little hands of Oupai.

"I can't see it-it turns out that my wife still likes this kind of Taoism..."

[Yin Xinyue] was extremely embarrassed. "I'm enlarging my breasts..."

"Oh!"

The Buddha's big body suddenly bowed down, and a pair of heroic eyes looked directly at [Yin Xinyue]'s beautiful big eyes.

"Otherwise, let your husband help you..."

"Wait! No! No, no—"

[Yin Xinyue] was frightened, [she] is now a daughter, in case under the kneading of the Buddha, there is a feeling, it is not a play.

"Haha..."

The Buddha looked at [Yin Xinyue] and was frightened, and immediately laughed happily, and then handed over a glass of water to [Yin Xinyue].

"Wake up early in the morning, your throat is a little dry, right?

[Yin Xinyue] took it, and then drank it in one gulp.

Then blushing and returning the water cup to the Buddha, Nima, who made you look so handsome, still so close, and gently personally delivered water early in the morning, and the old man was shy.

"That!"

There is still one last task that has not been completed, and [Yin Xinyue] is unwilling, but he doesn't know what to do.

"Buddha!"

"What's the matter?" the Buddha asked.

"Well, how am I going to conceive your baby?"

Let [Yin Xinyue] never expect that the Buddha shook the empty water cup, and said with a smile: "Silly girl, you are already pregnant!"

"......" [Yin Xinyue] was stunned for a moment.

What the heck?

And at this time, Ding Dong ~

[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully conceived the child of Zhang Da Buddha...]

“……”

Nani - ???

Why did you get pregnant???

[Yin Xinyue] looked at the mysterious and handsome face of the Buddha and the empty water cup in his hand, and suddenly, he felt a sticky, hot pain in his throat...

"My God, what did the Buddha give me to drink???

Moreover, this body is also sour and weak, and the lower body hurts slightly...