The text of the work_1316, use your Tai Chi
"Hey, hey!" This may have hurt Director Zheng, so he couldn't help shaking his arms and shaking off the old fire pincers.
"What's the matter with you old brother?! If you want to learn Tai Chi, you can watch it slowly from the side! We won't chase you! Why are you still doing it!"
Director Zheng said as he rolled up his sleeves and looked at his arm, which was red.
"Look, look, what are you doing with such a strong hand?!" Director Zheng looked at the old fire who was staring at the cow's eyes, "Brother, Tai Chi must not be impetuous! You are really..."
"Bah!" Lao Huo roared again, "Who the learned Tai Chi from you?!Who is rare about your Tai Chi?!Lao Tzu...."
Before the old fire was finished, Director Zheng's mobile phone rang, and the latter looked at the old fire a little inexplicably, waved his hand, and took out his mobile phone.
At first glance, it was an unfamiliar number.
"Hey, who?"
"Director Zheng, is that you?!I'm Xiao Zhao!Where are you?!"
"Xiao Zhao?..." Director Zheng was a little confused.
"Oh, it's Xiao Zhao who knows how to acupuncture and moxibustion and Chinese medicine! You arranged a physical examination, and returned it to Zou Da's father..."
"Oh~!!It's you!!, why do you have my phone?," Director Zheng smiled.
Lao Huo didn't know if it was polite or what, but he was really waiting quietly on the sidelines.
"Director Zheng, where are you?!Why didn't you answer when I called you just now?!The line is always busy...."
"Just now?... Oh, I took a call from our dean's son... I'm doing tai chi in the park at the entrance of the first courtyard of the city... Come here..."
"Director Zheng, go quickly, you are in danger...."It was Zhao Yun with gold-wire glasses on the phone, and before he finished speaking, the mobile phone was a stinging interference.
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about, Xiao Zhao? Hey?... Oh, why can't you hear it?what's going on?..." Director Zheng looked at his phone, looking confused and still didn't understand what was going on.
Behind him, he remembered a yellow warbler-like laughter.
"Two old men~!Hello~!" but a young and beautiful girl came over with a long microphone, followed by a young man carrying a camera.
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What is this guy doing with cell phone signal?!
"Hmmm?.." Director Zheng and Lao Huo were stunned at the same time, the former naturally knew what TV station or radio station the other party must have, so they couldn't help but smile and say hello, "Hello, hello." ”
"The two old men look full of spring breeze, do you often boxing here at night to exercise?" the female reporter smiled and looked harmless to humans and animals.
"yes, yes. Director Zheng nodded, and Lao Huo was a little stunned.
"That's great, two old men, see if we can have an interview with the two of you, recently we are making a column, on TV, called 'The Happy Life of the Citizens', I happened to be here tonight, so I want to talk to you two old men...."
The girl was still chattering to Director Zheng and Lao Huo with a look that she thought she was very kind and beautiful, and wanted to have a disgusting and boring interview with the two of them.
Director Zheng is fine, but Lao Huo doesn't care about that, and yells at the girl.
"What are you doing?!Don't delay me!Stay and go!"
The girl was stunned, but she had never met such a stinky old man after interviewing for so long, and she couldn't help but think that she could handle it, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Uncle, don't worry, soon, you can still be on TV, if your son and daughter-in-law see it, how happy it will be..."
"You're fucking verbose! What a son and daughter-in-law! I'm still a fucking boy! I'll fucking call you a stinky mother-in-law...
The old fire suddenly started a fire, grabbed the long microphone in the girl's hand, and broke it directly with a click!
"Eh!!" Director Zheng, the girl and the young man filming behind him were all stunned, they didn't expect this to happen on a harmonious night!
"Oops, old man, you, you... What are you doing?!" the girl shouted.
"Yes, old thing, what do you mean! If you don't interview, you won't interview! Why do you break our things! You pay for it!" The young man holding the camera also rushed over and shouted.
Director Zheng looked at this old man who was very rude as soon as he appeared, and was about to say something, but Lao Huo actually rushed in front of the young man in one step, knocked the young man to the ground with one punch, and smashed the camera that fell to the ground with one foot.
Yes, it's all a part.
"Oh you ... You're crazy.... Let's go!" the girl hurriedly ran away with the young man, shouting "call the police".
Many people around the neighborhood heard the noise here and also gathered around, looking at the excitement, thinking that it was two old men or some kind of dispute with the pair of men and women.
How do you know that this old man who looks a little kind is very dangerous.
"What are you doing, brother?!What's the matter with you?!" Director Zheng eased up, and couldn't help but pull Lao Huo's arm and said.
"What are you doing with such a big night of anger?!What's wrong with you?!Are you okay?!"
Lao Huo looked at Director Zheng and grinned, "Do it! Use your Tai Chi!"
"What?!What do you say?!What a mess?!" Director Zheng looked at Lao Huo with some confusion, "What kind of Tai Chi boxing?!"
"Are you pretending to me?!Or are you going to insult Lao Tzu's head again?! That's fine! You call your bodyguards out! Hurry up! Or you can practice with me!"
Director Zheng was even more confused when he heard this, and couldn't help but let go of Lao Huo's hand, looked at the latter inexplicably, and looked at it for a long time, and then said quietly, "Brother... Did you recognize the wrong person?"
"Wrong person?!No! No! They're referring to you!"
"They?... I ?... it" Director Zheng was stunned for a moment, hurriedly looked around, and didn't see anything, but his brows were furrowed, and he was relieved, and nodded as if he understood something.
"This kid.... Can you find an old man to clean me up?.... What a fool..."
Lao Huo gritted his teeth and looked at Director Zheng and said, "I'll say one last bit of nonsense! Either you use Tai Chi to do it! Or call your bodyguards out! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Brother, I think you misunderstood, our Tai Chi is not a hands-on thing, it's ...."
Director Zheng naturally didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and was still patiently telling Lao Huo something, but suddenly a phantrum flashed in front of him.
Then there was a sound of "bang!!", and his chest was as if he had been hit by a car, and a huge force suddenly smashed into his internal organs!.
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