"Don't look at it, don't look at it, go back to the house and sleep. Zhao Xiaoning stood up, glanced at the promise meaningfully, and then hummed a vague song and went back to the house by himself.

Xu Yu's lungs were about to explode, and he wanted to tease Zhao Xiaoning, but he didn't expect that it was himself who suffered. Licking the root of your ears, this kind of thing is disgusting enough just thinking about it.

"Zhao Xiaoning, my aunt and you are not finished. Xu Yu took a deep breath, she had already thought about it, and she would have to teach Zhao Xiaoning a good lesson when she had an opportunity in the future.

Well, this thing dares to lick his aunt and grandmother, and he must not be spared.

Saying... The warm wetness just now was really pleasant...

After returning to the house, Zhao Xiaoning lay directly on the bed, her heart was pounding, and she said that women can't get used to being more and more jerks, and she will be stronger in front of her promises in the future, so as to save her from teasing herself.

Because he drank some wine, Zhao Xiaoning didn't cultivate, and he fell asleep not long after lying in bed.

Someone once said that what wakes you up from your sweet dreams is either a dream or a soak of urine. This is actually quite reasonable, usually speaking, most people are awakened by urine.

After being woken up by urine, Zhao Xiaoning came to the toilet in the corner of the courtyard wearing big pants. Because the Zhao family only has two masters, there is no distinction between men and women when the toilet is built. Of course, the toilets in most farmers' homes are very primitive, and it is enough to dig a pit, referred to as a thatched pit.

When Zhao Xiaoning just walked into the pit and took it out to pee, the whole person was stunned, because Xu Yu was squatting in front of him.

Xu Yu was also confused, because she hadn't completely woken up, and she hadn't heard anyone coming at all. After reacting, a huge presence had appeared in front of her, unceremoniously close at hand, and she seemed to smell the disgusting fishy smell.

Although she was just an untrained girl, she didn't know what it was, but she didn't expect Zhao Xiaoning's capital to be so abundant.

"You get out of here. Xu Xu blushed and quickly twisted his head away.

Zhao Xiaoning smiled awkwardly and hurriedly walked out. Yaya, it's gone in the morning, it's unlucky.

"Sister Nuno, can you hurry up? I can't hold it anymore. At the door of the toilet, Zhao Xiaoning whispered.

Xu Yu snorted lightly, and said angrily: "I can't hold it back, it takes half an hour for my aunt and grandmother to go to the toilet." ”

is worried that he has no chance to retaliate against Zhao Xiaoning, and now he promises that he will not let go of this God-given opportunity. Compared with squatting in the toilet for half an hour, she wanted to see Zhao Xiaoning's uncomfortable appearance.

Zhao Xiaoning rolled his eyes: "Eldest sister, if you hold it for a long time, you will get sick, don't you keep saying that I am the hero of your cultivation plan?

"The old lady with her hands. Promise said through gritted teeth.

"Ahem, friendly reminder, it's unhealthy to use your hands. Zhao Xiaoning said.

"With cucumbers. There was a chill in the promise's voice.

Zhao Xiaoning was stunned for a moment and muttered, "The cucumber is good, there are particles on it." ”

"Zhao Xiaoning, I really didn't see that you were such a bastard. Today, my aunt and grandmother are on a par with you, and they will suffocate you if they say anything. "There was a gloomy voice from the toilet.

Can a living person suffocate urine? The answer is yes.

Zhao Xiaoning himself was woken up by urine, and he couldn't vent his worries, and he couldn't help but be angry when he heard the words of the promise: "Sister Nuonuo, there is no need for us to quarrel because of going to the toilet in the morning, come out quickly, I really can't hold it back." ”

"If you don't go out, you don't go out, there's a kind of you coming in. ”

"Look at my temper, do you really think I don't dare?" Zhao Xiaoning walked in directly, girl, this is Lao Tzu's home, do I have to ask for instructions even when I go to the toilet in my own home?

When Zhao Xiaoning walked into the toilet, he couldn't help but be stunned again, at this moment Xu Yue had already stood up and was about to lift his pants.

Seeing Zhao Xiaoning suddenly break in, Xu Yue's pupils twitched, and he subconsciously opened his mouth and was about to scream.

Zhao Xiaoning's eyes were quick, and he reached out to cover her mouth. If you scream in the morning, you will definitely be led out by Deng Yanru and Wei Xiaoxiao, and it will be embarrassing at that time.

Zhao Xiaoning's idea was very good, but he didn't notice that a more embarrassing thing had quietly happened. Because the promise has not yet had time to lift his pants, because he has not yet become swollen, he has rightly reached the most sacred position of a woman. Although it is separated by large pants, the large pants in summer are very thin.

"Don't scream, believe it or not, I'm calling for me to correct you on the spot?" Zhao Xiaoning threatened fiercely.

Scared, Xu Yu was really scared, she had already felt Zhao Xiaoning's terrible, especially the heat, which made her about to collapse. Hurriedly nodded in obedience.

Looking at her flustered eyes, Zhao Xiaoning realized how ambiguous the posture of the two was, and suddenly felt a dilemma.

If you show that you are careless at this time, the atmosphere will definitely be very embarrassing, and it is very likely that you will make fun of yourself about this matter in the future, saying that you are not a man. After all, it has come to this point, if you haven't said something, then you will be too sorry for the name of your man.

The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and Zhao Xiaoning smiled evilly and said, "Sister Nuonuo, didn't you say that you want to train me? ”

"Xiao Ning, sister is wrong, sister shouldn't be joking, can you let me go quickly?" Xu Yu hurriedly begged for mercy, with a pleading look in his eyes.

Although he kept saying that he wanted to train Zhao Xiaoning and come up with a Zhengtai cultivation plan, he was just talking.

Zhao Xiaoning said seriously: "I didn't take those words as a joke. ”

"I..." looked at Zhao Xiaoning's serious appearance, and promised to be speechless.

"Kiss me, kiss me and I'll let you go. The corners of Zhao Xiaoning's mouth rose, and a sly look flashed in his eyes. Not only that, but his legs moved slightly.

"Hmm..."Xu Xu blushed and let out a sigh, and the whole person was like an electric shock. The expression seems to be painful, but also comfortable.

When she reacted, the red glow had spread deep into her neck, which made her embarrassed and angry, and she wanted to burrow into the crack in the wall.

"Are you sure I'll let me go after kissing you?" asked Xu Promise in a loud voice. Kiss it, kiss it, how many times do people have to eat pig face in their lives.

Zhao Xiaoning shrugged: "Of course." ”

"Dear, dear, you can, you can't move, don't move anything. A slightly pained expression appeared on Promise's face. There is no way, the two of them are too close, and they are very sensitive, as long as Zhao Xiaoning moves, she will have a feeling of burning herself.

Zhao Xiaoning grinned and showed a demonic smile: "Okay, I don't move, you move." ”

Xu Yu hesitated, and then slowly raised his head, but because of his height, he couldn't kiss Zhao Xiaoning's face at all, so he could only stand on tiptoe in desperation.

And at this moment, Zhao Xiaoning, who had been suppressed, also raised his head high.

Friction friction, where is it......

Just when the promise was like a dragonfly kissing Zhao Xiaoning's feet, he suddenly felt a strangeness, and then a tingling feeling surged into his heart.

At this moment, Zhao Xiaoning clearly felt a burst of warmth sweeping over, which made the expression on his face change suddenly, and promised to react?

Damn, it's a big game this time.