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"No, I'm serious. And I feel that the two of us are quite compatible, as the so-called fate has come thousands of miles to meet, why not worship as brothers of the opposite sex?" the old man said very seriously.

"But I'm afraid of being struck by lightning!" Zhao Xiaoning was extremely depressed, according to his age, he had to call the old man grandpa, if the two of them were brothers of the opposite sex, they would have to be scolded to death.

"Since Xiaoyou doesn't want to, forget it. The old man sighed, his eyes a little lonely.

Looking at his lonely eyes, Zhao Xiaoning's heart softened, the old man must be a helpless person who is bent on seeking death, since he has proposed it, why should he refuse?

"Okay, okay, I promise you?" Zhao Xiaoning compromised.

The old man was overjoyed: "Kneel." ”

"What are you doing?" Zhao Xiaoning asked.

"Kowtow! Isn't it forbidden to kowtow to heaven as a brother of the opposite sex?" the old man asked as he should.

Zhao Xiaoning rolled his eyes: "You have seen too much old martial arts, right?"

"You just say kneel or not. "The old man is a stubborn temper.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of your old age and not long to live, can I promise you?" In desperation, Zhao Xiaoning and the old man knelt on the ground side by side.

"The yellow sky is above, the thick soil is a reference, what is my Mi Gang and your name today?" the old man looked at Zhao Xiaoning.

"Zhao Xiaoning. Zhao Xiaoning said slowly.

"Oh. Mi Gang hummed, and then said: "Today, I, Mi Gang and Zhao Xiaoning, are brothers of the opposite sex, and I don't want to be born on the same day and month in the same year, but I want to be born on the same day and month in the same year."

Hearing this, Zhao Xiaoning slammed his head like an electric shock: "Brother Mi, stop, stop, I don't think we need to make this kind of oath." I'm only seventeen, and my good life hasn't even begun, so how can I die on the same day, the same month, and the same year as you?"

"This is the ritual of the ancients, just a ritual, and there is no need to worry about those details. Mi Gang said with a wave of his hand.

"Okay. Zhao Xiaoning sighed, and then reluctantly said the lines that Mi Gang said before.

"Xiao Ning, from now on, our brothers will be brothers of the opposite sex. In the future, if you encounter something at Peking University, look for the eldest brother, and the eldest brother will settle it for you. Mi Gang patted his chest and said, he laughed heartily, how could he still have the posture of looking for death and life just now.

Zhao Xiaoning was a little confused, he had heard people say that the old man was like a child when he reached a certain age, but now he finally understood what this meant. Moodiness can not only describe those children, but also these old children.

"Big brother, when you say this, I really want to ask you for help, since your surname is Mi, do you know Mi Lai?" Zhao Xiaoning couldn't help but ask.

Mi Gang was stunned: "Mi Lai, although the surname Mi is not a big surname, but there must be millions of people surnamed Mi in the whole country, I haven't heard of this person called Mi Lai, what's wrong?"

"It's fine. Zhao Xiaoning thought that Mi Gang would know Mi Lai, but he didn't expect that he wouldn't know him, and even so, there was no need to mention it again.

"The look in your eyes tells me a story that you have to tell between you and Milley. Mi Gang said.

"The story? Our story hasn't even begun. Zhao Xiaoning smiled and asked, "Brother Mi, since we have become brothers, can you tell me what happened? Why do you have to seek death and life?"

"Hey!" Mi Gang sighed: "I can't finish talking about this for three days and three nights!"

"Let's make a long story short. In Zhao Xiaoning's view, since he and Mi Gang have become brothers, they have to care about his life. The reason why Mi Gang is seeking death must be that he has suppressed too many negative emotions in his heart and can't vent them, all he has to do is to talk to him and chat, so that he can vent his negative emotions.

"A bowl. Mi Gang said succinctly.

"It's over?" Zhao Xiaoning wanted to vomit blood.

Mi Gang asked rhetorically, "Didn't you make a long story short?"

"Then it doesn't have to be so brief, right?" Zhao Xiaoning was completely convinced.

Mi Gang coughed lightly, and then said what happened: "Your eldest brother and I are professors at Peking University, just because I like antique cultural toys, I have spent a lot of money to buy them over the years." Therefore, I have more than a few fights with your sister-in-law, but she is not restrained when she learns that I have made money on everything I bought. even handed over the financial power of the family to me, this one, I spent 1 million yuan in Panjiayuan to buy a blue and white yuan in Panjiayuan a few years ago, but it turned out to be a slap in the eye and lost all my savings. ”

"Since then, your sister-in-law has been very unpleasant to me, and has often greeted my ancestors, and my status in the family has plummeted. I can only make a clear will with death. Speaking of this, Mi Gang's tone was already a little helpless.

After learning what happened, Zhao Xiaoning shook his head: "Big brother, it's not that I said you, this matter is indeed your fault, don't say that your sister-in-law scolds you, even if you punch you a few times, it's not too much, right? A man has to change if he does something wrong, how can he die like you? Because you are still a professor at Peking University, your behavior is not as good as a three-year-old child." ”

Mi Gang's old face flushed: "I won't tell you, I was also thinking when I was sinking in the lake just now, how can I do such a bastard thing? This is not like my style! Xiao Ning, don't worry, the eldest brother is also a person who has died once, and he will definitely live well in the future, and strive to live until you die." ”

"Huh. Zhao Xiaoning's lips twitched, and said, "Big brother, what, it's dawn, I'll go back first." You should go back and change your clothes as soon as possible, but don't catch a cold. Saying that, he got up and left, now the campus has become lively, not to mention that Mi Gang has given up the idea of seeking death, even if he wants to die, he can't die!

"Xiao Ning, which department are you from?, big brother, can you play with you in the future?" Mi Gang asked loudly.

"Department of History. ”

Mi Gang nodded slightly, then patted the yellow mud on his buttocks, and walked towards home like a chicken in soup.

"Damn, what are you doing this morning, why are you wet?" As soon as he returned to the bedroom, Zhao Xiaoning became a monster in the eyes of Zhang Tianshun and others.

"Hey, don't mention it, I just went for a walk by the lake and accidentally fell in. Zhao Xiaoning didn't say anything about meeting Mi Gang, after all, he is an old professor at Peking University, and if people learn that he committed suicide by jumping into the lake, it will inevitably affect his reputation. Of course, it was somewhat absurd to say that it was a dream for him.

After taking a shower and walking out of the bathroom, Shi Bo said while playing lol: "Xiao Ning, your phone rang just now." ”

"Oh. Zhao Xiaoning agreed, and immediately picked up the mobile phone under the pillow, when he saw the name displayed on the phone, a flash of excitement flashed in his eyes, and he dialed it without saying a word

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