"Hehe, I said that sooner or later, this kid Qin Yang will be dumped. ”

"That's a must, how can a toad eat swan meat. ”

"A rural hillbilly, what qualifications does he have to be the boyfriend of the school flower, he deserves to be kicked!"

“……”

Listening to the ridicule and discussion of the people around him, Qin Yang's face was extremely ugly.

In fact, he had a premonition that sooner or later Yuan Xue would choose to break up with him. But he never expected that the other party would use this way to humiliate him in front of everyone.

A chill invaded from the soles of his feet, and the blood in his whole body seemed to be frozen into ice, freezing his heart as well.

The sharp nails pierced into the flesh of his palm, and Qin Yang didn't feel the slightest pain.

At this moment, a series of Lori mechanical sounds suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Universal Mall System'. ”

"Ding! The system is beginning to merge...... 10％…… 20％…… 30%……”

"Ding! The system is successfully integrated. ”

“……”

What the heck?

Auditory hallucinations?

Facing the sudden prompt sound in his mind, Qin Yang was stunned.

At this moment, a colorful light curtain suddenly appeared in front of him.

On the left is the character information.

"Host: Qin Yang

Force: Slag

Fortune Coins: 0

System Level: Level 1

Linggen: None

Exercises: None

Primary Ability: None

Other skills: None

Occupation: Student

……

To the right of the light curtain is the mall, which is divided into several areas.

Exercise area, vehicle area, weapon area, clothing area, pill area, Fu seal area, magic weapon area, formation area, sundries area, pet area, etc.

It's just that most of them are gray out and not unlocked.

This is...... System?

Seeing this interface, which usually appeared in the game, Qin Yang clenched his fists, and every cell in his body jumped excitedly.

When I used to read novels, I always envied those protagonists who could get abilities or systems, but I didn't expect that I would have a day of shit-luck.

"Ding!"

With a crisp sound, a little Lori wearing a pink princess tutu suddenly jumped out of the lower right corner.

"Hello master, I am your personal secretary Xiaomeng, from today onwards, Xiaomeng will always accompany the master, help the master draw a lot of prizes, let the master go to the peak of life, hehe. ”

Moe?

It's so cute.

Qin Yang couldn't help but want to touch her, but his fingers penetrated the other party's body.

"The owner should not be so lustful, people are virtual objects, and the owner can't touch it, it's a pity. ”

Xiao Meng grimaced.

Qin Yang sweated, feeling that this little secretary was a little black-bellied.

"Xiaomeng, what is this system for. Qin Yang asked.

"People don't know. ”

“……”

"Hee-hee, Xiaomeng is joking with the master, the name of this system is 'Universal Mall System', that is to say, the owner can buy any magical props, can also conduct lotteries, and even cultivate immortals. ”

"Cultivating immortals!?"

Qin Yang's heart jumped.

For some reason, when he heard these two words, his heart seemed to be grabbed, the pain was terrible, and at the same time, there was an inexplicable sadness and anger.

"That's right, it's true that you can cultivate immortals, but at the current level of the system, you don't have the right to unlock it yet, and you can't buy it. ”

Xiaomeng said.

Qin raised his eyebrows and frowned: "Then how can I increase my level authority?"

Xiao Meng shook her head: "This requires the master to do the task, and when a certain task is completed, the system will automatically upgrade and unlock it, and open new functions." ”

"I see. Qin Yang nodded.

"By the way, master, since you are bound to the system for the first time, the system will give you a newbie gift package, whether to open it or not. ”

Xiao Meng said suddenly.

"It's on! it must be turned on!" Qin Yang shouted in his heart without hesitation.

"Ding, the starter pack has been successfully opened. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for getting 100 wealth points, which can be used for shopping. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for obtaining two 'see-through glasses', using this prop, you can see through any range of 50 meters. ”

"Number of uses: 3 times. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for winning three 'Wing Chun Spicy Strips'. If you take this item, you can learn Wing Chun instantly. ”

"Prop duration: five minutes. ”

"Number of uses: 1 time. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for obtaining three 'fart charms', using this prop, you can make the other party fart for an hour in a row. ”

"Number of uses: 1 time"

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for getting the 'sexual blessing underwear', wearing this item all year round can increase sexual performance and improve the quality of ****. Number of uses: Permanent. ”

"Ding, congratulations to the owner for getting the 'portal', note: this item can only be teleported in one direction, and the cooldown time is five days when used once. ”

"Usage: Permanent"

……

In the face of these dazzling props given by the system, Rao is Qin Yang was prepared in his heart, and he was also stunned.

It feels like you're shopping in a copycat Taobao.

It seems that my brother is really going to reach the pinnacle of life.

Hey?

That fart charm is kind of interesting, so it's better to ......

Qin Yang suddenly raised his head and looked at Yuan Xue, who was about to blow out the candles and make a wish, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Yuan Xue, you are unkind to me, don't blame me for being unjust to you!

Qin Yang's consciousness moved, and he opened the system warehouse, which contained the props of the newbie gift package just now, and the yellow talisman was the fart talisman.

Qin Yang immediately took out one, then got up and walked towards Yuan Xue. Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he quietly slapped a 'fart talisman' in his hand on Yuan Xue, who was making a wish.

As soon as the Fu seal touched the other party's body, it turned into a streamer and disappeared.

"Xiaoxue, what wish did you make? ”

Seeing that Yuan Xue had made a wish, the people around him coaxed.

With a shallow smile on Yuan Xuecheng's face, she shook her head: "You can't say this, if you say it, it won't work." ”

Maybe she inadvertently saw Qin Yang outside the crowd, she raised her chin slightly arrogantly, and said with a smile: "Even if you really make a wish to find Ruyi Langjun, I hope not to run into some toads." ”

Only then did everyone notice Qin Yang outside the crowd, and they burst into laughter.

Everyone's face was full of sarcasm and mockery.

"Xiaoxue, blow out the candles quickly, you should blow out the candles as soon as possible after making a wish. A girl said suddenly.

"That's right, Xiaoxue, it's best to blow it all out in one go, and the wish will be very spiritual. ”

Another girl said.

"Okay, I'll blow it all out. ”

Hearing the girl's words, Yuan Xueqiao's face couldn't help but feel a little nervous, she stood in front of the five-layer cake, took a breath hard, and then ......

"Porphyry~"

A strange voice rang out.

Yuan Xue was stunned.

The people around were also confused.

The voice......

Fart?

Everyone's eyes became weird, looking at Yuan Xue who was puffing out her mouth and preparing to blow out the candles, wanting to laugh, but not daring to laugh.

Sweat, just blow out a candle, why are you holding back so much energy, you have held back all your farts.

And Yuan Xue was even more embarrassed, looking at the strange expressions of the people around her, her face was hot and hot.

"That...... Xiaoxue quickly blew out the candles. ”

On the side, Xu Fang hurriedly played a round.

"Yes, yes, blow out the candles. ”

Everyone hurriedly spoke, as if they hadn't heard anything just now.

Yuan Xue took a deep breath, smiled slightly, and prepared to blow out the candle again. This time she didn't dare to exert force, and took a soft breath, ready to exhale.

However......

"Porphyry...... Porphyry ...... Porphyry ......"

One after another, farts popped out from under Yuan Xue's skirt, the sound was louder than the other, longer than the other, and even bent.

"Ahh

Yuan Xue was stunned and screamed instantly.

She tried hard to clamp the 'Chrysanthemum', but she still couldn't stop the fart from ringing.

So she pressed her two buttocks hard, and the strength of the milk was up, but the fart just couldn't be clamped, but the voice was thinner and more rhythmic.

At this moment, the expressions on the faces of the people around him became extremely exciting, looking at Yuan Xue who couldn't stop farting, he wanted to laugh, but he endured it. They covered their mouths and noses and avoided them far away.

Especially those boys who love Yuan Xue, when they saw their goddess farting, they were so shocked that their jaws almost fell off.

The image of the perfect goddess in my mind collapsed in an instant!

Even some boys maliciously wondered if Yuan Xue usually played too much 'chrysanthemum residue' with other boys, and now she can't even hold her fart.

At this moment, Yuan Xue's face was blue and red, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

If it's in a place where no one is around, it's fine, and a fart is not a big deal.

But now it's my birthday party, there are so many people around, and this fart can't be stopped, and the image of the school flower goddess that I usually maintain is gone.

I'm afraid that if I meet someone else in the future, the other party will call her: Fart flower!

Yuan Xue wanted to cry without tears.

"Look at it, Yuan Xue has a bad stomach, what's so strange. ”

At this time, Xu Fang shouted loudly, and when he saw Qin Yang in the crowd with a faint smile, he immediately said angrily: "Qin Yang, what qualifications do you have to laugh at Yuan Xue as a hillbilly, get out, you are not welcome here!"

Qin Yang's eyes narrowed, smiled, and turned to leave.

When he turned around, he quietly slapped a 'fart talisman' on Xu Fang's body.

"Porphyry......

After Qin Yang just left the restaurant, Xu Fang, who had a smug smile on his face, actually started to fart.

And the sound is louder and more unpleasant than Yuan Xue.

For a while, a good birthday party turned into a fart party.

"Retribution, ......"

Qin Yang, who walked out of the restaurant, shook his head, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.