Chapter 1496 Expression [1 Update]

The bald uncle pretended to be a ghost and said forget it, but he wanted to pretend to be sick in front of Ye Fan's eyes.

Therefore, he is destined to be the life of the cup!

At this time, Ye Fan smiled, and then walked over.

His actions immediately aroused the vigilance of the middle-aged aunt.

"You...... What do you want to do? Don't come here!!In case my husband has something long, I'm ...... I can't spare you!"

The middle-aged aunt reprimanded.

"Isn't he sick?

Ye Fan smiled playfully at the corner of his mouth.

"You...... Are you a three-year-old kid for me? A man with even the hair of a wood, and dare to say that he is a doctor?"

The middle-aged aunt scolded angrily.

"Yo, I can't see that your speech is very vicious!" Ye Fan's eyes narrowed slightly, and then said coldly: "Be careful of becoming dumb!"

Say it!

Ye Fan took out a silver needle as thin as a hair from his body and stabbed it at a very fast speed.

It's so fast!!

It is simply not visible to the naked eye.

The middle-aged aunt frowned, only feeling as if she had been bitten by a mosquito.

The next second, she wanted to continue scolding, but she was shocked to find that she couldn't say anything in her throat.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Hmm!!hmm!!"

Suddenly, the middle-aged aunt's eyes widened, staring at Ye Fan in shock.

"Oops!!"

"It's really a good spirit, an ugly spirit! Auntie!! Even God can't get used to you talking so viciously!

Ye Fan smiled, revealing a harmless smile on his face.

"Hmm!hmm!hmm!!"

The middle-aged aunt stretched out her hand and pointed at Ye Fan in shock, although she didn't know why she became like this, she knew that this matter must have something to do with Ye Fan.

It's a pity that she can't make a sound out of her mouth, and no one knows what she's talking about.

At this time, Ye Fan smiled, then squatted down and gently patted the bald uncle's body.

In fact!

He had silver needles hidden between his fingers.

As a result, he patted it so lightly, and the bald uncle, who was still foaming at the mouth just now, suddenly sobered up.

duang!!

He jumped on the spot, screaming in pain.

"Ouch!!"

"It hurts...... I hurt so much!!"

"Why do you feel like your whole body hurts!!Whoa!!Help!Help!!"

……

The bald uncle jumped up and down, and his vigorous appearance was clearly pretending to be sick just now.

"Damn!"

"This ...... This lewd uncle just pretended?"

"Sisters!!Hurry up and call the police!!You must not let this scumbag go!"

……

Suddenly, the other female customers in the store were all emotional.

Even if they weren't the ones who were secretly photographed, in the face of this psychopathic pervert, they couldn't wait to get rid of it.

So, someone called the police.

It didn't take long for the police to arrive at the scene.

After a brief understanding of the situation, they took the couple back to the police station.

A farce, that's the end of it.

Maybe it was stolen and photographed, Yang Yuxuan was not in the mood to go shopping, and then walked out of this store.

"Let's go, let's go back!! I'm in the mood!"

With that, Yang Yuxuan turned around and walked in the direction of the parking lot.

But after he walked a few steps, he seemed to realize something.

"Wait!!"

"I seem to have forgotten something!"

Yang Yuxuan stopped and stared at Ye Fan with a serious face.

"Sister Yang, have you forgotten?" Ye Fan looked surprised and asked curiously.

"Bring it!"

Seeing that Yang Yuxuan stretched out her hand, she seemed to want something.

"Take what?"

Suddenly, Ye Fan's expression was dumbfounded, he frowned, and asked curiously.

"Memory card!!I almost forgot about this important thing. ”

Yang Yuxuan pursed her lips, with an expression of "If you don't give me a memory card, I won't let you go".

"Oh!!I threw away the memory card!really!!You believe me!"

Ye Fan lied for the first time.

Although it is said that peeking at other people's skirt photos is a very immoral thing, who is Sister Yang and herself?

As long as I keep it safe, I can enjoy it secretly!

"I'll count to 3, and if you don't take it out again, then don't blame me for being rude!!"

Yang Yuxuan suddenly made a pretty face and said angrily.

"Sister Yang! they all say that I have ...... wood"

“3!”

"Don't count down!!I really threw it!!"

“2!!”

"Alas!!!, how could I save that memory card for such an honest, serious, and noble person!"

“1!!”

"Okay!!I...... I'm throwing it!"

Ye Fan shrugged, seeing Yang Yuxuan's angry appearance, he had no choice but to confess.

"You...... You big villain! Just now you kept saying that you are honest, serious, and noble...... You're so thick-skinned!!"

Yang Yuxuan was so angry that she trembled.

She knew that Ye Fan was thick-skinned, but she had never thought that Ye Fan was so thick-skinned!!

Oh, my God!

Will a bullet pierce his face?

"Sister Yang! It's wrong for you to say that to me! I have to keep the memory card, in case someone picks it up and uploads it to the Internet, it will be troublesome!!Actually, I am doing everything for your good?"

Ye Fan said that he was very considerate.

But his appearance made Yang Yuxuan's teeth itch with anger.

Ah!

You big pervert, you obviously want to treasure it for yourself, and you keep saying it is for my good?

Damn it!!

It's just disgusting!

Yang Yuxuan was angry in her heart, and then spread her palms again, and said angrily: "Don't make so many excuses!!Hurry up and give it to me!!Otherwise...... I'll punish you for flushing the toilet for a month!"

"Damn!!"

"What? I'm the boss of the Shadow Gate, the perfect man in the hearts of countless girls, you...... You made me flush the toilet for a month?"

Suddenly, Ye Fan exclaimed suddenly.

"What kind of boss do I care about you, what kind of perfect man?

Yang Yuxuan asked angrily.

Seeing that her attitude was so tough, Ye Fan had no choice but to retreat.

"Here you go!!Yes!But I have one condition!"

Ye Fan laughed a few times and said.

"What conditions?" Yang Yuxuan was stunned and asked in surprise.

"I'll help you catch the big pervert, you should always show something, right?"

Ye Fan smiled evilly, and at first glance, he knew that this guy didn't have any good intentions in his heart.

"What do you want?"

"Ouch!!We're so familiar that I'm embarrassed to say it......"

Before Ye Fan finished speaking, Yang Yuxuan seemed to realize something, and then suddenly leaned closer, and kissed Ye Fan directly with her flaming red lips.

"Poof!"

"Do you want that?"

"Well!!That's it!!If you don't mind, please kiss me on the left!"

"Die!"

……