Who is Xiao Qi?

In the eyes of the villagers, this question is like a perverted bird, because it has seen many women go to the toilet in the open. Especially in the two months when Zhao Xiaoning was imprisoned, he was even more unscrupulous, but the villagers were helpless, because no one could catch it.

Yes, Xiao Qi is a perverted bird, but one thing is undeniable, it is a living treasure, and its character is deeply loved by many people. Especially the humorous and witty words, I don't know how many people laughed.

When Xiao Qi's voice sounded, many people at the scene raised their heads and looked at the direction of Phoenix Mountain in the west with curiosity.

"There was a loud bang in the sky, and the seventh brother appeared brightly!"

Just before people could react, Xiao Qi's scream rang out again.

Hearing this, many villagers smiled helplessly, this goods, are you just a bird, okay?

As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Qi's figure appeared above the people.

More than a dozen fluorescent lamps turned on the lights all around, reflecting the seven different colors of light on Xiao Qi's body, which looked like a special effect had been added.

"Misty grass, it shouldn't be this bird you just talked about, right?"

"Probably not, have you ever seen a conversation bird?"

Everyone was stunned, and everyone's eyes kept trembling, as if they had seen a ghost.

Xiao Qi glared angrily at the person who spoke: "You are the bird, your whole family is a bird, and the seventh brother is a parrot, a noble parrot." ”

As soon as these words came out, people couldn't help but believe that the previous guess was wrong, and those words just now were Xiao Qi's.

Shock, a wordless shock rose in everyone's hearts, they really hadn't seen the conversation bird, they hadn't seen it, they hadn't heard it. But now, seeing a bird that can speak well with his own eyes is no more shocking than seeing a man give birth, or even surpassing.

"Xiao Qi, don't be blind bb, these are our most respected guests in Zhaojiatun. Zhao Xiaoning snorted, he was really afraid that Xiao Qi would make others unhappy.

"Brother Xiao Ning, don't blame Brother Seven, it's that I didn't speak well just now. The seventh brother is not a bird, it is a noble parrot. The person who was scolded before didn't mind at all, and said with a smile on his face.

"You're a bit of a knowledgeable person. Xiao Qi snorted. The humanized tone and eyes made people feel like they were amazing, and they felt novel.

"Divine Bird, this is simply a Divine Bird. ”

"I've seen talking parrots, but I've never heard of parrots that can talk to humans, and even parrots with independent thinking have never heard of them!"

"Yaya, first a cormorant who can understand human speech, and now a parrot that can talk to humans, is Zhaojiatun a blessed land in the world?

The crowd erupted in a burst of discussion, everyone looked at Xiao Qi with love written in their eyes, and even a few children told their parents that they wanted that kind of bird.

"Xiao Qi, don't be in the sky, hurry up, the big guy will look up at your neck will be very sore, okay?" Zhao Xiaoning said to Xiao Qi.

Xiao Qi hummed, then fell on the table, looked at a beautiful woman in her twenties next to her, and laughed strangely: "Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?

Quiet!

The scene was eerie.

Everyone was stunned, this guy was actually flirting with his sister, and his words were still so dirty, so good to live.

I'll rub it, this thing is a perverted bird!

The beauty's face suddenly turned red, and water would flow out of it at the slightest pinch.

"Can you be serious? or get out of here. "Zhao Xiaoning is really angry this time, if it's just a few innocuous jokes, the key is that it is too indecent to do a good job. Fortunately, it is a bird, if it is replaced by a man's words, if the woman accuses him of sexual harassment, he will definitely be detained.

Xiao Qi looked at Zhao Xiaoning aggrievedly: "What are you yelling at me for?

Zhao Xiaoning only felt that a thunderbolt slashed down, and the one that split him was called a crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, Nima, when did Lao Tzu teach you this? Have you always been better than me?

More than 400 tourists were immediately amused, obviously they didn't expect Xiao Qi to say this.

Xiao Qi was like a resentful little widow, and then said: "I think when I first met you and just started talking, you nagged in my ear, which woman in the village is handsome, which woman has a big ass, and which woman is burly." ”

At this moment, many people have already laughed out loud, and even some people with low laughter points laughed out of tears.

Of course, the people living in Zhaojiatun don't believe Xiao Qi's words, because they already know Xiao Qi's origin, this thing is born to talk, which is taught by Zhao Xiaoning, this is purely to pour sewage on Zhao Xiaoning.

At this moment, Zhao Xiaoning had the urge to pluck out the feathers on Xiao Qi's body and throw them into the oil pot to fry them, and the reputation of Xiao Ye I was ruined by a bird. I still expect you to drive the atmosphere, but now it's good, although the atmosphere has been driven, but the master has lost his reputation.

"Hey Mom, Seventh Brother is so funny, I'm about to burst out laughing. People let out bursts of hearty laughter, Xiao Qi himself is very cute, not to mention the tone of his words, it is simply funny to die.

"I'm peeing on my face. ”

"It's too dirty, this is dirtier than Fei Yuqing, the king of dirt!"

"Well, although Brother Qi is very dirty, I have fallen in love with it, and it is really rare. ”

Listening to people's voices, Xiao Qi cut off: "There are many people who like Brother Qi, how old are you?"

If this is said in Mandarin, it may not be very funny, but if it comes out in Song Xiaobao's tone, it will be completely different.

There was a brief silence in the crowd, followed by loud laughter.

Xiao Qi cleared his throat, and the crowd suddenly fell silent, everyone was waiting for this thing to speak, and they were all expecting what kind of words it would say.

Seeing that the crowd was quiet, Xiao Qi sighed depressedly: "Since I followed Zhao Xiaoning, I have changed my ears and eyes that Seventh Brother has changed, and has become a bird that Seventh Brother hates the most, but the fate of the bird is doomed, and it is too late for Seventh Brother to regret it." If God gives me another chance to choose, I will definitely say three words to Zhao Xiaoning. ”

It is undeniable that Xiao Qi is very good at whetting people's appetites, and he stopped at the critical moment, which made everyone particularly speechless.

"Brother Seven, what three words do you want?" someone asked with a smile.

"Look at your lost color, don't you know that Brother Qi's throat has been dry for so long?" Xiao Qi glanced at him.

The man was immediately amused: "There is beer, liquor, mineral water here, I don't know what Brother Qi wants to drink?"

Xiao Qi was serious: "Brother Qi doesn't drink, drinking is messy." ”

“”

The man hurriedly took a clean bowl and opened a bottle of mineral water and poured it into the bowl.

Xiao Qi flew over and landed on the bowl and bowed his head and drank a few sips, then slowly raised his head and looked up at the night sky: "If the heavens give me another chance to choose, I will definitely play to Zhao Xiaoning!"