Chapter 1403: Burn You
On top of his head?
Ye Fan and the others looked stunned, and then focused their eyes on Murong Xiuhua's head.
Soon!
The two of them couldn't help but laugh, and even tears were on the verge of laughing.
"Haha!"
"Super funny!!Murong Xiuhua!!You're so funny!!!Haha!"
Lin Xiaolei hugged her belly and laughed, and even her face turned red with laughter.
"On top of my head?"
Murong Xiuhua's expression immediately became wrong, and then he reached out and touched the top of his head.
It's okay not to touch it, but it's ...... It hurts terribly!
"Yikes!"
"Whew!!"
"I ...... My fingers!!Something is clamping!!ouch!it hurts!!it hurts!it hurts!"
Seeing Murong Xiuhua screaming loudly, he hurriedly retracted his hand.
At this time, a fist-sized crab was using its pincers to clamp Murong Xiuhua's middle finger.
I'll give you a go!
Just ...... That big fish just now, is this dead crab?
Suddenly, Murong Xiuhua's egg hurt all of a sudden.
It was because of this dead crab that he not only fell into the water and became embarrassed, but also caught by it.
Dead Crab!!
Hurry up and get out of the way!!Get out of the way!!
Seeing Murong Xiuhua's grinning teeth, she shook her hands vigorously, trying to shake off the crab.
But the crab was reluctant to let go, probably hungry.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Someone! Hurry up and help me get this dead crab!!My fingers!!It hurts!!Ouch!"
Murong Xiuhua was so pained that he shed tears, but it was a pity that the crab held his hand and was unwilling to let go.
……
Half an hour later!
On the side of the tent.
Ye Fan and the others were lighting a fire, setting up an oven, and roasting the fish they had just caught.
Seeing that Ye Fan turned the fish body from time to time, smeared with soy sauce and sprinkled some salt, the barbecue technique can completely set up a barbecue stall on the street.
Soon!
The body of the fish emitted bursts of fragrance, which immediately provoked Lin Xiaolei and the others to swallow their saliva.
"Good...... It smells so good!"
"Ye Fan!! you are awesome!!We will marry you in the future!We can eat delicious food every day!Great!"
Li Jiajia's saliva was almost about to flow out, and her words sounded like marrying Ye Fan for food.
"Dead girl!!What nonsense are you talking about? Don't always want to marry him!!How cute you look, don't you cheapen him for nothing if you marry him?"
Lin Xiaolei's beautiful eyes glanced at her best friend.
This girlfriend is simply a "hungry thing"!!
“……”
Ye Fan, who was barbecuing on the side, couldn't help but wonder with a puzzled expression.
Depend on!
What is cheap for me? A handsome guy like me, so handsome that he has no friends, it is your blessing to be willing to marry you, okay!!
"Hee-hee!!!If you have to eat, what if it's cheap?"
Li Jiajia pursed her lips and snickered.
"I ...... I've got you!"
Lin Xiaolei pressed her forehead helplessly, for her best friend, she was completely defeated.
It didn't take long for Ye Fan to carefully put the fish body on the plate, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Okay!! Okay! It's ready to eat!"
"Yay!!"
"You can eat it!"
Lin Xiaolei and the others were excited, and immediately took a piece of fish meat with chopsticks and put it in their mouths.
"Hmmm, it's delicious!!****!melt in your mouth!!delicious!it's delicious!"
Li Jiajia's big eyes seemed to light up all of a sudden.
"Eat slowly!!Anyway, there's more!" Ye Fan smiled, and then continued to grill the fish.
At this time, Li Jiajia noticed Murong Xiuhua who was not far from them, so she shouted: "Murong handsome guy!! Ye Fan's grilled fish is so fragrant, or ...... You're going to eat a piece too?"
"No!"
"I've got something to eat!"
Murong Xiuhua responded very unhappily, and then focused on the crab that was forked by the steel fork.
Seeing that this crab was burned to the point that it was almost black charcoal, compared to Ye Fan's barbecue level, Murong Xiuhua's technique was simply miserable!!
I saw him with a black face, gritting his teeth, and nagging from time to time.
Damn it!
Did you just pinch my finger?
I'll burn you!
Burn you dead crab!!
Burn Burn Burn!!
……
It's night again!
In the campsite, two bonfires were lit, but Murong Xiuhua was there with billowing black smoke from time to time, choking him to tears.
"Ahem!"
"Ahem!"
"Ahem!"
Murong Xiuhua's eyes were red from the smoke, and she coughed loudly from time to time.
Finally the fire was burned, but he found that there were many mosquitoes in the wild.
Even if he sprayed the dew water, the mosquitoes buzzed in his ears like bombers.
It didn't take long for red bumps to appear in many places on his body.
Tickle!
It's very uncomfortable!!
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Damn!!Dead mosquito!!Don't bother me!Hurry up and bite Ye Fan's bastard!!Hurry up!!!
Murong Xiuhua patted the mosquitoes around him, and in just a few minutes, there were at least a dozen mosquito corpses in his palm.
However, what made him wonder was why these mosquitoes kept coming to bite themselves, instead of biting Ye Fan and them?
In fact!
Even Lin Xiaolei and the others felt a little strange.
"Ye Fan!!What kind of famous weed did you burn just now, why do we even have a mosquito nearby?"
Lin Xiaolei asked curiously.
Once burned, it produces a unique smell that mosquitoes will disperse once they smell it. ”
Ye Fan explained.
"No wonder all the mosquitoes ran to Murong Xiuhua, he ...... What a pathetic!!"
Li Jiajia glanced at Murong Xiuhua, and her face inevitably showed a regretful expression.
"Don't be afraid! He's thick-skinned!"
Ye Fan smiled and deliberately raised his voice.
Really!
Murong Xiuhua, who was not far away, couldn't help but curse in his heart.
Your brother-in-law's!
You're thick-skinned!!
However, the mosquitoes around him were too terrifying, and Murong Xiuhua had red eczema all over his body, one by one, very disgusting.
No way!
I...... I've got to shift my ground!
Murong Xiuhua was scratching all over her body, but instead of slowing down, the itching sensation on her body became more and more uncomfortable.
In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, and then ran to Ye Fan's side.
"Haha!!Sister Xiaolei!It is said that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy together!!Since we are all out camping, let's just talk together!"
Murong Xiuhua said very undisciplinedly.
"Cut!!To put it so seriously, just say that you were following us at the beginning, and you still don't admit it!!"
Li Jiajia pursed her lips and said disdainfully.
"Haha!!"
Murong Xiuhua smiled dryly for a while, and had already greeted Li Jiajia's ancestors for the eighteenth generation in his heart.
Damn it!
You, no one is silent when you're dumb!hum!!
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