Chapter 072: Old Guy, Don't Run Around for Lao Tzu
"I'm really sorry about this, my friend is a little nervous, don't be surprised. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lu Xinyao said apologetically to the old beggar, and then pulled Xiao Yunfei very angrily, and said, "You bastard, don't you leave quickly, is it possible that you still have to grab a job with a beggar?"
"I want to steal his job, but I have to have that ability. ”
Xiao Yunfei knew that the old beggar's bowl was a priceless antique, and he didn't know what this dead old guy thought, taking a priceless treasure out to beg, and there were so many kind-hearted people who didn't have long eyes to give him money, this is really God's eyesless!
"If you want to change your career to become a beggar, I can buy you a broken bowl now!" Lu Xinyao glanced at Xiao Yunfei angrily at the moment, and I don't know if this bastard guy still knows what etiquette and shame are, and even wants to grab a beggar's job, how shameless this is to have a lower limit, right?
"Young man, I see that you are quite a beggar, otherwise you will go begging with me on the streets?" said the old beggar suddenly.
"You have a beggar appearance, your whole family is a beggar appearance!" Xiao Yunfei immediately burst into a rage when he heard this, and shouted: "Old fellow, can you see what Lao Tzu looks like? Lao Tzu is personable, and at first glance he looks like a rich and noble, who will learn from you to be so perverted, holding priceless antiques, and being embarrassed to beg, and not afraid that God will take you away!"
"When I hear your voice, I can see that you are a beggar's fodder from head to toe. The old beggar said very seriously.
Giggle......
When Lu Xinyao heard this, it was a coquettish smile without an image, and the flower branches trembled together and said, "Giggles... Hearing you say that, I also feel that you are a beggar's material, otherwise hurry up and change careers to become a beggar......?"
"You are the material to be a beggar!" Xiao Yunfei glared at her depressedly when he heard that Lu Xinyao was falling into the well on the side, his eyes moved to the old beggar's face, and said: "Old guy, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid in front of me, say so long no see, why haven't you died?"
Belch?
Lu Xinyao couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, her cold pretty face was already showing surprise and looked at Xiao Yunfei and the old beggar, she couldn't believe it, this Xiao Yunfei actually knew this old beggar, could it be that he was really a little beggar before?
"You haven't really been a beggar before, have you?" Lu Xinyao asked as she looked at Xiao Yunfei in disbelief.
Xiao Yunfei shouted with tears streaming down his face, "You have only been a beggar, and your whole family has been a beggar!"
"If you haven't been before, why are you so excited?" Lu Xinyao glanced at Xiao Yunfei angrily, and was already 100% sure in her heart, this guy in front of her was a little beggar before!
Xiao Yunfei is not excited, he is also a talent, personable, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, the coffin is automatically opened when he sees it, looking horizontally and vertically, there is a little bit like being a beggar?
Lu Xinyao saw that Xiao Yunfei didn't speak, so she waved her hand angrily, and continued to speak: "Okay, okay, don't think about how to explain, if you have done it, no one will laugh at you." It's really dishonest!"
Dishonest?
Xiao Yunfei really wanted to find a piece of tofu and crashed to death now, this is all that, when did he become dishonest? He has never been a beggar, how can he admit it?
But the more this is explained, the more it is described, the darker it becomes, and Xiao Yunfei is too lazy to explain anything at the moment, this woman said that she did, so she should be. As the saying goes, this good man doesn't fight with women. He is the only good man in the world who knows what to do like this woman.
"Alas, today's young people don't know what it means to respect the old and love the young, and even a blind beggar old man like me is bullying, it's really a bad ...... world," said the old beggar, who looked pity and sighed, and people couldn't help but agree with his politeness.
When Xiao Yun saw the old beggar like that, he almost didn't have the impulse to rush over and beat the old bastard crazy, but under this premise, he had to be able to win, so he didn't want to make himself uncomfortable, and spit out: "Old guy, don't fight with me here, or Lao Tzu will smash your precious rice bowl!"
"Grab money, someone even robs my blind beggar old man's money......"
The old beggar suddenly shouted, and his voice was heartbroken, which immediately attracted a lot of onlookers.
"What's the world now? I even robbed the beggar's money!"
"Dressed like a dog, I didn't expect to do such a thing that is inferior to a beast. ”
"This is simply scum! People are tall and big, with hands and feet, and they even rob beggars of money, what has become of the world today!"
"This brute should be pulled out and shot!"
"It's a beast!"
“……”
The onlookers last time were already pointing at Xiao Yunfei and Lu Xinyao in pain, and their faces were so angry that they just didn't pick up the mineral water bottle in their hands and smashed it towards the two.
Lu Xinyao was already embarrassed at this time and wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, her red pretty face was completely lowered, she didn't want others to see her appearance, otherwise maybe the next day's newspapers and the Internet, there would be her, the chairman of the dignified Tianming Group, who went with someone to rob the beggar's money, which didn't mean that her reputation would suddenly become infamous for 10,000 years!
Xiao Yunfei saw this, and dared to reach out to touch the old beggar's rice bowl, no matter how shameless he was, he didn't want to be such a typical negative teaching material to be put on the Internet for the world to "worship", and then he glared at the old beggar fiercely, gritted his teeth and whispered: "Old guy, you are ruthless!"
"...... each other" The old beggar also lowered his voice, and his shameless appearance made Xiao Yunfei hate it even more, but there was nothing he could do about this old guy.
"Everyone, don't get me wrong, how could I do something like this, I just wanted to give money to this old man......" Xiao Yunfei stood up and hurriedly smiled, while not forgetting to Lu Xinyao, who was next to him who was about to bury his face in his chest, and said, "Do you have any money on you, give this old guy a few." ”
Lu Xinyao nodded her head, and hurriedly took out her wallet from her LV bag, and took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills, not to mention a dozen, and Xiao Yunfei's mouth was straight: "Enough is enough...... I don't need to give this old guy so much, it's better to give a dime a ......."
But before she finished speaking, Lu Xinyao had already thrown the stack of hundred-yuan bills into the old beggar's rice bowl, and Xiao Yunfei was stunned and completely dumbfounded.
"You... Don't you hear me say that you don't need so much?" Xiao Yunfei looked at Lu Xinyao with straight eyes, and he didn't know if this woman had a pig's head on her neck, so much money was given to this old guy.
"Why didn't you make it clear just now?" Lu Xinyao already hated Xiao Yunfei so much, but she couldn't raise her head now, otherwise she really wanted to bite this bastard to death, causing her to lose so much money for nothing.
“--!”
Xiao Yunfei was speechless for a while, and he didn't pay attention to Lu Xinyao at the moment, he stretched out his hand and stretched out his hand towards the old beggar's rice bowl, shouting, "I'm sorry, I accidentally gave too much ...... when I let go of my hand just now."
"The young man has given all this money, and it will be very unlucky to take it back. As he spoke, the bamboo stick in the old beggar's hand, which was only two fingers thick, was horizontal in front of the rice bowl, and Xiao Yunfei's outstretched hand was blocked.
"Damn, you old guy, you really plan to eat alone, and I'm not afraid of killing you!" Xiao Yunfei immediately scolded angrily when he saw the bamboo stick lying in front of the rice bowl.
Lu Xinyao really couldn't stand Xiao Yunfei anymore, this money was given by her, not his, she didn't care, why was he in a hurry?
Could it be that he really wants to make headlines?
"Bastard, you want to be famous, I don't want to! If you don't go, I'll go!" Lu Xinyao scolded angrily, and when she stomped her feet, she didn't pay attention to Xiao Yunfei, and quickly got out of the crowd with her head down.
"Everyone is gone, why don't you chase after you?" said the old beggar with a smile to Xiao Yunfei.
Xiao Yunfei looked at Lu Xinyao, who was already out of the crowd, and then looked at the large stack of hundred-yuan bills in the rice bowl, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Old guy, you wait! Don't run around for Lao Tzu, otherwise your precious rice bowl, I won't break it, whatever!" After speaking, he hurriedly chased after Lu Xinyao.
"Don't worry, I don't plan to leave this time......"
Listening to the words coming from behind him, Xiao Yunfei's face showed a hint of a smile......