What does it mean to pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelon?

Wang Xingxing, this is called sesame and lost watermelon!!

originally wanted to soak Yang Yuxuan, but not only did she get it, but even the beautiful woman who had always recognized herself as her boyfriend just now was gone.

Aggrieved!

Wonder!!

I almost vomited blood!

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While Wang Xingxing was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, Ye Fan and the others couldn't stop laughing.

"Haha!"

"Haha!"

"I'm laughing at me!!!That man is stupid!"

Li Jiajia laughed, her chest trembling slightly, causing Ye Fan's eyes to widen, for fear that she would miss something.

"Hehe! I think he's going mad!"

Ye Fan spread his hands helplessly and said.

"Of course!, I am known as the smartest beauty in the world - Li Zhuge !!"

Li Jiajia was so stunned that she deliberately straightened her chest.

"Haha!!Awesome!Awesome!The little one is willing to bow down!"

Ye Fan rubbed his hands and pretended to be very polite.

"You must bow down to the wind!"

Li Jiajia was praised by Ye Fan lightly, where can she still distinguish between the southeast and the northwest?

"Sister!!Thank you for your help this time!" Ye Fan smiled and said gratefully.

"Don't talk about that!"

Li Jiajia stretched out her hand to stop it, and then said, "You can be more practical!"

"Practically? Is it a personal promise?"

"Allow you to be a dead man!!Hurry up and invite me to dinner!" Li Jiajia glanced at him angrily and said.

"Haha!"

"No problem!"

Ye Fan laughed and said.

Immediately afterwards, in order to repay Li Jiajia for her help, Ye Fan invited her to a big meal.

After eating, Ye Fan drove Li Jiajia home.

He then drove back to his apartment.

As soon as he entered, he saw Yang Yuxuan wearing a pink ultra-short nightdress, with Erlang's legs crossed, sitting alone in the living room watching a movie.

"Eh, Ye Fan!!, you're finally back?"

After Yang Yuxuan heard the sound of the guard, she turned sideways, her jet-black hair flicked lightly with her movements, and her charming cheeks were as beautiful and moving as a fairy descending from earth.

At this moment, even Ye Fan was stunned, seeing that his expression was demented and demented, the whole person was stunned in place, like half a piece of wood.

Good...... It's beautiful!!

Ye Fan said with emotion in his heart.

Yang Yuxuan saw Ye Fan's expression, so she called out again, "Ye Fan!! did you hear me?" Ye Fan!"

"Oh!"

Ye Fan looked stunned, then came to his senses, touched his nose in embarrassment, and sneered: "Sister Yang!!Are you waiting for me?"

"Nonsense!"

Yang Yuxuan's beautiful eyes glanced at him angrily, and said, "Tonight's matter!!I haven't said thank you in person!!"

"Oh yes, what else do I think I do? We know each other so well, why are you talking about this? Just make a personal promise!"

Ye Fan said very seriously.

"You...... You're going to die!"

Yang Yuxuan was so angry that she threw the pillow at Ye Fan, who is it? The first half of the sentence was said well, but why did the second half of the sentence change its taste?

"Ouch!"

Ye Fan didn't dodge either, and after being hit by the pillow, he pretended to be in pain, "Someone!!Someone wants to murder her husband!"

"You're only a husband! You don't have a serious word, I hate it!"

Yang Yuxuan glanced at him, a little helpless.

"Sister Yang!!Have you forgotten to promise to be my girlfriend?

Ye Fan teased his eyebrows a few times, and said with a wicked smile.

"Cut! just your poor mouth!" Yang Yuxuan sneered.

Then he said: "Anyway, thank you for tonight's incident with Jiajia girl! After this time, my mother has promised me not to arrange a blind date for me again!"

"Yes!!!If any man dares to come on a blind date with you, I'll break his third leg!"

Ye Fan said very domineeringly.

"Cut!!machismo!" Yang Yuxuan pursed her lips, although Ye Fan said very domineeringly, she was happy in her heart.

Doesn't this just show that he has a place in his heart?

"That's right!!That's it!!Sister Yang!I've helped you tonight, can you say something?"

Ye Fan had an evil smile on his face, as if he was hinting at something.

"Oh?"

Yang Yuxuan was surprised, and asked with a smile: "Then what do you want?"

"Well!!Actually...... Hey!!

Ye Fan's eyebrows moved a few times, and he said with a smile.

"I don't understand!"

Yang Yuxuan spread her hands helplessly and said.

"That's it!!" Ye Fan pointed to his lips, the implication was very obvious.

"Oh! I see!"

Yang Yuxuan suddenly realized and said with a smile.

"Do you really understand?"

"Of course!!Don't you want to give some expression? Isn't that easy!!"

Yang Yuxuan smiled, exuding a charming aura all over her body.

Ripe!

Sexy!

Charming!

As Yang Yuxuan, who is at the level of a royal sister, she can capture a man's heart with just a casual glance.

Of course!

Ye Fan is no exception!

He heard that Sister Yang understood his hint, and he was so excited in his heart.

I'm dripping mom!

I'm just talking about it casually, Sister Yang is still serious? In order not to disappoint her!!Alas! Okay! I can only fake it, just let her kiss it.

Oh no!

In order to show sincerity, it doesn't matter how many kisses you have!

Ye Fan was evil in his heart, and the corners of his mouth flashed with a wicked smile.

Hum!

That guy must be thinking about some dirty thoughts again!

After Yang Yuxuan saw this, she muttered secretly in her heart.

Immediately, she deliberately threw a flattering glance at Ye Fan, and said in a very seductive tone: "Dead ghost, I understand what you mean, but you have to close your eyes." ”

"Okay, good!!I'll listen to you!"

Ye Fan hurriedly agreed, and then obediently closed his eyes, for fear that Sister Yang would suddenly regret it.

"Sister Yang!I closed my eyes, come on!!Don't think I'm a delicate flower and have mercy on me, come on!!Kiss me cruelly!"

Ye Fan closed his eyes with an expression of letting Jun pick.

"Okay!

Yang Yuxuan smiled and said.

"Haha! I can't imagine that Sister Yang, you like French wet kisses!!!Okay!!I satisfy you!"

Ye Fan was so excited, and then opened his mouth, expectantly waiting for Sister Yang's French wet kiss.

However, at this moment, I saw that Yang Yuxuan secretly picked up a banana from the fruit bowl, peeled it, and then stuffed it directly into Ye Fan's mouth.

"Handsome guy!!"

"You eat bananas!"

Yang Yuxuan pursed her lips and laughed, her willow eyebrows were almost narrowed into a crooked crescent, and her happy appearance seemed to have won 5 million.

Hum!

You little pervert-wolf, you always want to eat Lao Niang's tofu!!haha!!! Lao Niang lets you eat bananas!

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