What happened last Friday night, how could Lu Xinyao forget, listening to Xu Jinglei's words unintentionally, Lu Xinyao's icy eyes moved to Xiao Yunfei's body, and the eyes in her eyes were a little more complicated. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

That night was this bastard!

It's that I dedicated myself to this man for the first time!

If she knew that this guy would be so shameless, even if she was picking a cat or a dog, she would never pick this bastard!!

However, no matter how much I regret it now, it will be useless, who called himself blind at the beginning, and was deceived by the appearance of this bastard!

Xiao Yunfei didn't expect that what Xu Jinglei said at this time turned out to be that night, and after being stunned for a while, he immediately noticed Lu Xinyao's eyes looking at him, and he saw him in his heart.

Don't look at me like that, you hooked up with me first that night, otherwise my innocence would not have been buried in your hands, and I would be the real victim......

Xiao Yunfei kept muttering in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, unless he was dying, otherwise if he opened his mouth, it was estimated that he would be divided into five horses by this woman immediately!

And what Xu Jinglei said, Xiao Yunfei now knows what it is, it is nothing more than the four local snakes that suddenly appeared that night and wanted to rob him. I knew that I would leave such a hand and tail, and I should have done it directly in the first place, so I wouldn't have caused such a thing.

It seems that the three years of comfortable life have really made me forget what it is: cutting grass without roots, and the spring breeze blows and grows!!

Although these four ground snakes are not yet capable of growing, he has forgotten!

This is Huaxia!

It's not allowed for him to mess around when he's abroad!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yunfei couldn't help laughing at himself, he couldn't imagine that he would make such a low-level mistake!

Xu Jinglei didn't see Xiao Yunfei's self-deprecating appearance, and after explaining the matter, her eyes shot straight at Xiao Yunfei, and said coldly: "According to the confessions of the four injured people, you are the one who injured them!"

"They say the murderer is me, so it's really me? You stole the bottoms/pants I lost last night?" Xiao Yunfei glanced at Xu Jinglei angrily and said.

“--！”

These words made everyone dumbfounded, as if they had eaten flies while eating. The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and the expression on his face was very weird.

Still stealing?

Even if you bastard's panties are thrown on the street, no one will pick them up!

The contempt for Xiao Yunfei in everyone's hearts for a while, I really don't know if this bastard can say something human, someone else, a delicate beautiful policeman, can use it to steal the bottoms/pants of a big man like you. It's okay if you don't steal from other people!

Lu Xinyao and Susan's pretty faces at this time couldn't help but flush with a faint flush, and Meimu looked at Xiao Yunfei very angrily, because only this bastard can say such shameless words, and only this bastard doesn't play cards according to the routine, but what he said has so much truth that it makes people feel disgusting to hear!!

"Bastard, what's the matter with me that you lost your bottoms/pants!" Xu Jinglei's pretty face at this time was also a little more flushed, and she was already angry. I can't wait to tear this bastard alive!

Just what he is?

I don't know if I haven't washed it for a few weeks, let alone stealing it, but I will send her money instead, and she won't ask for it!!

But this bastard can still speak, and he is not afraid of disgusting people here!

Xiao Yunfei ignored Xu Jinglei's eyes that wanted me to kill, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "In that case, what does the four people you said have to do with me who broke their hands and feet." ”

Good!

When everyone heard this, they almost couldn't help but cheer for Xiao Yunfei.

When Lu Xinyao and Susan heard Xiao Yunfei's words, they couldn't help but be stunned. But he quickly reacted, thinking: this bastard's eloquence is really not blown, it can be said to be alive even if it is dead, and it can be said to be white if it is black. No wonder when I quarrel with him. They are the ones who are defeated every time, and they are still sulking for a while!

"You --!"

But Xu Jinglei, who is the party concerned, doesn't have such a good mind to think about this, she is already so angry that she is about to vomit blood, pointing at Xiao Yunfei, who can't even say a word, so she just doesn't pounce and fight with this bastard!

"Jinglei, what are you doing with him talking so much nonsense?"

Zhang Yang saw that Xu Jinglei was so angry that Xiao Yunfei's chest was full of ups and downs. On the side, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of water, then his face turned straight, he looked at Xiao Yunfei seriously, and said: "Boy, the responsibility of this law is not something you can shirk with a few strokes! As for now, you still honestly go back to the police station with us, so as not to be embarrassed!"

"What? You still want to come hard, right?" Xiao Yunfei is a typical hob meat, he doesn't eat this soft or hard, and when he saw Zhang Yang standing up at this time, he immediately shouted.

"Hmph, we have an arrest warrant in hand, if you don't cooperate with us, then we have to come hard! If you have the ability, you can resist arrest and escape, we don't have any opinion at all!" Zhang Yang directly snorted coldly, if you have the ability, you can escape, I promise that you will look at Xiao Yunfei with a good look, it is extremely proud.

Grass!

You have no opinion, Lao Tzu has an opinion!

Xiao Yunfei scolded angrily in his heart, glanced at Zhang Yang with disdain, and said, "Just like you, a bear, I don't know if I can get hard after eating a box of 'Viagra/Brother'!"

“--！”

These words made everyone speechless for a while, and they cast contemptuous glances at Xiao Yunfei one after another. This guy himself is obviously asking others if they want to be tough, but now it's good, but when he turns around, it's hard and not hard, so people can't think of despising him.

When Lu Xinyao and Susan saw this, they were also speechless, and there was a faint flush on their pretty faces, they really couldn't imagine that Xiao Yunfei would suddenly make a false move, and Zhila could make people angry to death!

"You can't get hard, your whole family can't get hard......"

Zhang Yang was really angry and was about to go crazy, pointing at Xiao Yunfei is a burst of scolding, and now he finally realized why Xu Jinglei was so angry when she faced Xiao Yunfei, this guy is simply a bastard who can drive people crazy!

"Can your whole family be tough?" Xiao Yunfei shrugged his shoulders and said angrily.

"Of course!" Zhang Yang has the same head, if you don't believe it, I will immediately take it out and show you the pride.

"Oh, it turns out that even you/mom can be hard, no wonder....understand...... understand" Xiao Yunfei nodded again and again in realization, and muttered to himself.

Mother?

What's the matter with my mother?

Zhang Yang couldn't help but be a little stunned when he heard this, he really couldn't understand, how could this be related to him/his mother? ?

Hahaha--!

Just when Zhang Yang was still thinking about 'riding sister' for this, there was a burst of laughter all around, and I saw that many people were laughing so much that tears were soaring, and they were holding their stomachs and just didn't roll on the ground, which made him even more reluctant to 'ride sister'.

Lu Xinyao's expression on her face at this time was also similar to Zhang Yang's, and she really couldn't understand what was so funny in these words, how could she cause so many people to burst into laughter, and she was laughing to death.

Turning her head to look at Susan beside her, she saw that the expression on Susan's face at this time was also very strange, and she was still holding back her smile if she wanted to laugh or not, which made her wonder and said: "Shanshan, what is the mystery of what you said just now, how can you make so many people laugh like this?"

Mystery?

Susan almost didn't breathe and fainted on the ground, and looked at Lu Xinyao with a puzzled face a little speechless, it seemed that she really didn't know what the meaning of those words was, the corners of her mouth twitched a few times, and whispered in Lu Xinyao's ear: "There is a fart mystery in that guy's words, let me tell you......"

Belch?

After Lu Xinyao heard this, the whole person couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, her face was very weird Look at Xiao Yunfei, and there are two more tempting blush on her cold and pretty face.

"Now you know what's going on, right?" said Susan, who glanced at Xiao Yunfei in the audience with disdain, and said, "Only this bastard can come up with such a shady trick." ”

Yin damage?

It's really bad!

Lu Xinyao couldn't agree to this, but the person who was damaged was still standing there stupidly, and he couldn't even see the damage in front of others, which really made people not know what to say.

"Hahaha... I'm laughing at me, how can he/my mother get up? It's so funny......"

"No... No more... My belly... Stomach is about to... Ha ha... Pain... Ha ha... Painful to death... Hard... Ha ha... This... This woman... How can it be hard / get up... Hahaha......"

"Because... He/her mother is not a woman, he/she is a man... Hahaha...... My eyes... Eye... Ha ha... Tears burst out of my eyes... Haha......"

"Haha... What's even funnier is... This guy actually... However, he still looks like he doesn't know why... I'm about to laugh... I'm laughing to death... Haha......"

“………”

Rumble--

Everyone's laughter was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and he was stunned all of a sudden, completely dumbfounded, and now he finally knew why, why this is hard or not/has to do with him/mother, it turns out that this problem is here!

After thinking about this question, Zhang Yang's face was instantly difficult to see, and the angry flames in his eyes erupted directly, staring at Xiao Yunfei deadly, he was already trembling with anger......

Zhang Yang's eyes full of anger stared at Xiao Yunfei, his tone was even more angry, gritted his teeth word by word, and said: "Bastard! You dare to say that I/Mom is not a woman!"

…… (To be continued.) )