Chapter 911: The Master Likes the Death Penalty!(6 more)
Xiao Fan felt that he was still a good person, the kind who did good deeds without leaving a name, but when a phone call came, the lazy magnetic voice whispered thank you, Xiao Fan still didn't hold it.
"Are you Lan Lan's mother? Hello hello, you're welcome, it's just an accident that I saved Lan Lan, well, you don't need to ask for your name, after all, it's a good deed, I, Xiao Fan, never leave a name for doing good deeds, you just call me a red scarf." ”
There was silence on the phone for about five seconds before he said, "Why don't I treat you to a meal?"
"Is it a meal that can be solved? At the very least...... Two meals, right?" Xiao Fan was thinking about what this woman looked like.
Xiao Fan once thought that a woman who had been married and had a baby would definitely become ugly, and then her figure would be out of shape, and then her charm would decline.
But Xia Wanru used a living example to tell Xiao Fan that a woman who has been married and had a baby will also be very attractive, and it will also make people want to die of exhaustion in bed and can't extricate themselves.
Xiao Fan felt that there were many wonders in this world, for example, there was a cute little girl named Dudu, who said that she wanted to marry Xiao Fan when she grew up, her mother was very beautiful, and then Xiao Fan slept with her mother......
Now there is a cute little girl named Lan Lan, she also said that she wanted to marry Xiao Fan when she grew up, and she also said that her mother was very beautiful, and then ......
Then Xiao Fan came to a jewelry store named Mi Duo and saw this woman named Hou Jingrong.
When he saw this woman for the first time, Xiao Fan was really happy in his heart, because this woman, whether it was her appearance, temperament or figure, was indeed a top-level person, like a work of art from God.
But then Xiao Fan was not happy.
"You are Xiao Fan, the eldest of the Xiao family, Hello, I am Lan Lan's mother, Hou Jingrong, I have heard of you before. Hou Jingrong shook hands with Xiao Fan elegantly, and there was no attitude on her face, but Xiao Fan could faintly see a hint of displeasure in her eyes.
"Have you heard of me?" Xiao Fan raised his eyebrows, what was it before?
"I have heard of Xiao Shao's name in the capital, and I am Xiang Fuyun's wife. Hou Jingrong said with a smile.
Xiao Fan suddenly realized.
Xiang Fuyun, a wealthy family in the capital, about five years older than Xiao Fan, once met at a charity banquet in the capital, how he was and didn't know, only knew that Xiang Fuyun seemed to be very capable, and after taking over the family business, he was like a fish in water, so that the Xiang family has been thriving in recent years.
Since Hou Jingrong is Xiang Fuyun's wife, Xiao Fan naturally gave up those messy ideas, and it was enough to appreciate them twice.
As for the dislike in Hou Jingrong's eyes, Xiao Fan is also understandable.
If it weren't for Xiao Fan who happened to save her daughter, if she didn't know that the phone belonged to Xiao Fan, I'm afraid she would throw it in the trash, where would she call?
"Hello, hello, I like this kid Lan Lan. Xiao Fan said with a smile.
I didn't want to beat Hou Jingrong Because of Xiao Fan's words, his face changed suddenly, and his tone became a little indifferent: "Xiao Shao, Lan Lan is just a child, she doesn't know right and wrong, good and evil, thank you for saving her, your kindness, my husband will repay you." ”
Xiao Fan was stunned for a moment, nodded thoughtfully, then said goodbye and turned to leave.
When he returned to the car and drove away, Xiao Fan spat out the window fiercely: ", who do you think of the master? Am I so colorful? Is there a problem? Is the reputation of the master so stinky before?"
After muttering for a while, Xiao Fan's mood improved again.
"To the floating clouds...... Well, it's okay...... The wife is beautiful, the daughter is also beautiful, and in another ten years or so, Lan Lan will be fifteen or sixteen years old. Your wife actually thinks that Xiao Ye is this kind of person, it's too much! Do something to Xiao Lori, it will start in three years, and the maximum death penalty will be. But...... The master likes the death penalty!"
Just as the corners of Xiao Fan's mouth were raised, a figure suddenly appeared on the road ahead.
Xiao Fan's eyes were quick, he stepped on the brakes, the tires made a screeching sound, and he stopped steadily before hitting this person.
"Malegobi, where did you get so many porcelain-touching cars? I can also see that such a low-key luxury car with connotation is worth five million?" Xiao Fan scolded and got out of the car, but when he saw this person clearly, the corners of his eyes jumped slightly.
"This little friend, seeing each other is fate, I see that you are full of heaven, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, I'm afraid you are going to take peach blossom luck. The old man's voice came into Xiao Fan's ears.
This old Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe, wearing a broken straw hat on his head, a subwoofer on his body, and a pair of leather shoes on his feet, the whole person looked very strange, with a handful of goatee, and a serious look on his wrinkled old face, which looked a little bit of fairy wind and bones.
"Ouch, old Taoist, you're dressed very fashionably, what about your Dao crown, where are your Dao boots?" Xiao Fan asked with a smile.
"Ahem, cultivators don't care about things outside their bodies, I travel the world just to help those who are destined. The old Taoist priest coughed and said seriously.
"So you suddenly jumped out to block my way, just to help me? So what can you help me?" Xiao Fan asked.
"In this way, how about letting Lao Dao and I help you calculate a good hexagram?" said the old Taoist.
"What?"
"It's marriage. ”
Xiao Fan was in awe and said, "Old man, can't you count that I am already the father of two children? Don't look at me as young, but because I am so handsome, how many beautiful women pounce on me, it is inevitable that I can't resist it, so I already have two children." ”
"Ahem. The old Taoist priest coughed again, and secretly scolded this little rabbit cub for being so shameless.
"It's better than this!"
The old Taoist priest seemed to have made a lot of determination, and said mysteriously: "I have a lot of good treasures here, I believe you will be very interested." ”
"What baby?" Xiao Fan asked with a smirk.
The old Taoist priest's face became solemn, and he felt that Xiao Fan was not easy to deal with, and he was a master who didn't see rabbits and didn't scatter eagles, so as soon as the Taoist robe was opened, all the messy things hanging on it were exposed.
"This is a collector's edition of a small movie, you are familiar with these heroines, right? ”
"This small bottle is called 'take it off if you want to', as long as it is sprayed on the body, any woman who smells this smell will be right for you, and her inner impulse is out of control, which will definitely make you feel good!"
"This is a match for getting rid of it if you want to, you can do it if you want! Thirteen times a night? That's bragging, this can make you eight times a night, and it will not be adulterated......
"This is a 360 tutorial, and each posture has detailed steps, so you can understand it at a glance......"
Xiao Fan can see that this old Taoist priest is a peer with Shan Guokui, but he may be more professional.
"I'll go, aren't you tempted by these?" Seeing Xiao Fan's expressionless face, the old Taoist priest couldn't help but be furious: "Okay! I'll let you see my most powerful thing today!"
After speaking, the old Taoist priest looked around secretly like a thief, and then took out a black bag from his pocket, which contained a set of women's underwear.
", old Taoist, you even sell this?" Xiao Fan was shocked.
"Don't worry. The old Taoist goatee curled and said triumphantly: "Do you know who wore it? Now you know that there are quite famous stars in Huaxia, right? Ji Lingyan, big beauty, it doesn't matter if you don't like Ji Lingyan, I have other ......."
"Wait!"
Xiao Fan shouted suddenly, his eyes widened, and said, "You won't be the old Taoist priest who used the bronze ancient sword to let Mei Sanbu go to Ji's house to steal Ji Lingyan's underwear, right?"
(End of chapter)