Zi said, fart is the gas in the belly, how can it not be reasonable?

As the so-called fart is triumphant, and the fart smeller is dejected.

If you live a breath, there is no one who does not fart.

It's just that this fart is too bad for the time.

Hearing the sound of a fart, Li Cuihua couldn't help but stop moving, and looked at Zhao Xiaoning with curiosity: "Is it your fart?"

"It's not me, is it a ghost?" Zhao Xiaoning rolled his eyes.

An intriguing smile appeared at the corner of Li Cuihua's mouth: "Zhao Xiaoning, you are lying on the bed now, it is said that if it is your fart, the sound should not sound under the bed, could it be that you put it with your navel eye?"

Zhao Xiaoning was stunned, this woman is really thoughtful, girly, she should go to be a criminal policeman, with her skills, she will definitely be able to solve many shocking cases.

"You're farting with your belly button. Zhao Xiaoning said a little impatiently: "Maybe you heard it wrong, hurry up and help me pinch my shoulder." ”

Li Cuihua continued to help him squeeze his shoulders, and said slowly: "Xiao Ning, if I'm not mistaken, dinner should be eaten together, right?"

"yes, what's wrong?" Zhao Xiaoning didn't care why Li Cuihua asked like this, as long as he could divert from the topic of fart.

"What's for dinner?" Li Cuihua asked again.

"Chicken stewed mushrooms, stir-fried green shrimp, stir-fried rape, and tomatoes mixed with sugar, auntie, why don't you even remember what you ate for dinner?" Zhao Xiaoning turned his head to look at her.

Li Cuihua smiled slightly: "That's the case, why is there a smell of radish in the fart you just released?"

Why does it smell like radish?

Why does it smell like radish?

Why does it smell like radish?

At this moment, Zhao Xiaoning was really stunned, and only this sentence kept echoing in his mind.

Nima, are you a dog? You even smell it.

Under the bed, Wang Jing wanted to cry.

I really wanted to cry, so I went to water the vegetable garden in the afternoon, and saw that the radishes planted were a little dense, so I pulled some of them. I felt bored after eating at night, so I washed two, not to mention, the small radish still tasted very good. It's crisp and delicious, it's just that she didn't expect to be unable to hold it just now.

Looking at Li Cuihua's smiling eyes, Zhao Xiaoning knew that some things were destined to be impossible to hide.

"Sister Jing, come out. Zhao Xiaoning smiled.

What can I do?

What can he do now?

Li Cuihua is too shrewd to hide it from her at all. Instead of letting her pull Wang Jing out herself, it is better to let Wang Jing come out by herself.

Seeing Wang Jing crawl out under the bed naked, Li Cuihua snorted lightly: "I have long seen that you two have an improper relationship, but I didn't expect to be guessed by me." ”

"What's wrong with the improper relationship? We are two equals, even if we say it, everyone can accept it. It's you, as an elder, who actually hooked up with a junior and filled you up, do you know how to write the word shame?" Wang Jing has a weak personality, but she can't bear it now, after all, she has been under the bed for so long, and there is fire in her heart.

She was still a little weak-hearted, but Li Cuihua's words angered her.

"You..." Li Cuihua's face turned pale with anger, she didn't know how to fight back against Wang Jing's words. After all, she is really an elder, and if she is known, she will definitely be drowned by people's saliva.

"Zhao Xiaoning, are you just watching this prodigal hooves bully your aunt?" Li Cuihua looked at Zhao Xiaoning aggrievedly, hating him for not helping her speak.

Zhao Xiaoning felt that his head was about to explode, and he just wanted to speak, but when he saw Wang Jing's angry eyes, the words on his lips were swallowed by him. This in itself is a war between two women, and whoever they help will offend one side. The best thing to do is to not help anyone.

Wang Jing looked at her indignantly, and had a big posture of starting a fight if she didn't agree with her: "Li Cuihua, who are you scolding for being a prodigal hoof? You are a prodigal hoof, and your whole family is a prodigal hoof." ”

"Aren't you a prodigal hoof who will come to Xiao Ning's house at night?" Li Cuihua sneered.

Wang Jing didn't give up: "Aren't you here too? If I'm a prodigal hoof, it's also a young prodigal hoof, pink." What about you? You're getting old, you're getting dark, aren't you? The old cow eats tender grass, and I don't know how much money to lose. ”

Li Cuihua didn't expect Wang Jing to look quiet, but in fact, her mouth was so powerful, but she was not afraid, because she had never been afraid of someone with this mouth.

With a chuckle, Li Cuihua said: "Yes, I am an old cow, and I am also dark." But what can you do? You can ride a man and a lady, that's the skill. If you have the ability to wait until it's dark, go find a tender grass and see if people let you ride. ”

"Do you still want to be shameless?" Wang Jing was a little defeated.

"Do you want it?" asked Li Cuihua with a smile.

"Shut up Lao Tzu. Zhao Xiaoning couldn't listen to it anymore, at night, fortunately there was no one around, but he couldn't stand such a quarrel between the two. In case the villagers' ideas are aroused, none of the three will be able to gain a foothold in Zhaojiatun.

Seeing that Zhao Xiaoning was angry, Li Cuihua and Wang Jing both closed their mouths in unison. To tell the truth, Zhao Xiaoning's status in the village has skyrocketed, and they are also a little afraid that he will get angry.

"What's the matter? Is it worth making such a noise? It's all from the same village, if you don't look up and look down, how will you get along in the future?" Zhao Xiaoning snorted angrily.

Wang Jing said aggrievedly: "Can you blame me for this? It's not my fault." ”

"Is it not your fault or mine?" Li Cuihua was unhappy again.

Zhao Xiaoning snorted coldly: "Li Cuihua, it's not your fault for today's incident, whose fault is it? Do you know what it means to be confused? Sometimes people can't be too smart, do you know? Although you know that there are people under the bed, if you don't say it, will things get to this point?"

"Zhao Xiaoning... You're yelling at me because of her... You're so disappointing. Li Cuihua pursed her lips, tears in her eyes kept rolling: "It is said that men are attentive, and now I finally understand what this means, you are a person who likes the new and hates the old." ”

Seeing the tears in Li Cuihua's eyes, Zhao Xiaoning was about to collapse, because he was the most unsightly for others to cry, especially women.

Zhao Xiaoning sighed: "Auntie, I'm just talking about things." That's it, let's not talk about it. Didn't you say that I like the new and hate the old? Today I will prove in front of the newcomers whether I like the new and hate the old. ”

"How can you prove it?" asked Li Cuihua.

Wang Jing also looked at Zhao Xiaoning with a curious expression.

Zhao Xiaoning said: "You two lie down and spread your legs apart." I will prove to you that both of you are the same in my heart, and that there is no distinction between old and new. ”

"What?"

Whether it was Li Cuihua or Wang Jing, their faces changed at the moment. They didn't expect Zhao Xiaoning to come up with such a ridiculous method.

"Hurry up, what's the ink?" Zhao Xiaoning snorted, girl, don't you really think that the master is a soft persimmon if you don't give you some color? I have to clean you two up tonight.

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