After taking a bath, my stomach suddenly growled, and I realized that I hadn't eaten duck blood for a long time.

Then he hurriedly dressed up and went out, and said to his sister-in-law who was watching TV: "Sister-in-law, I'm hungry, cook me some duck blood." ”

"Hmph, if I don't cook it for you, let you starve to death, who told you to scare me. The sister-in-law snorted and pretended to be angry.

"Sister-in-law, I was wrong, okay. I touched my stomach and pleaded.

"No, I can't. "My sister-in-law is very resolute.

"I'll cook it for you. Wu Xiaoyue stood up and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law knows that you are coming back, so I bought it for you from the market." ”

I grunted, it was actually like a refusal, I didn't want Wu Xiaoyue to be so good to me, but after she finished speaking, she turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

I walked up to my sister-in-law, sat on my sister-in-law's side, and whispered, "Sister-in-law, I was wrong, I really didn't mean to scare you." ”

"Hmph. She snorted and continued to watch TV ignoring me.

I hugged her arm, shook it vigorously, begged vigorously, and in the end she couldn't help laughing, patted me, and scolded me with a smile: "You little villain, you really frighten me at night." ”

"I won't dare in the future. Seeing my sister-in-law smile, I was relieved.

"I'll cook it, I don't know if it's true or fake. My sister-in-law got up and glared at me and said, "But this girl's heart for you is more real than diamonds, but it's a pity ......"

"Sister-in-law......" I was speechless.

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, I don't have to let Lan Yatou know, I'm not happy. With that, she also headed towards the kitchen.

Then, after a while, my sister-in-law came over with a bowl of steaming duck blood, put it on the table and said, "Eat it." ”

My saliva was dripping, I couldn't wait to sit down, and then I took a bite, it was fragrant, it was still a familiar taste, and it was still the same recipe...... Then three times five divided by two, a bowl of duck blood was finished.

"How is it, sister-in-law's cooking is delicious, right?" the two women kept staring at me, and the sister-in-law asked with a smile.

"Delicious, delicious...... and then the stomach suddenly growled, not the hungry kind, but the kind that wanted to make a stomach.

My face changed greatly, didn't I just swallow it? How could this be? I looked up at my sister-in-law and Xiaoyue dumbfounded, and I said dumbfounded: "Green snake mouth letter, wasp tail back needle, neither of them is poisonous..."

"What?" the two looked at me in surprise.

"The most poisonous woman's heart!" I said, and stood up and ran towards the toilet.

"Hey, Xiaofan, what do you mean?" came the shouts of the sister-in-law behind him.

Then I went to the toilet, and my stomach rumbled again, and the feeling was really uncomfortable, but I held it for a long time and didn't come out.

Sister-in-law, they won't drug my bowl, damn it, is it because the five elements insect spirits repel each other, why are they going to be pulled out, right?

I almost cried, it takes sixty years to get one, and it can only be knotted at the heaven-level feng shui level like Taiyin Double Halo, this is a priceless treasure, how can I be willing to pull it off like this!

So I endured it, held it, and couldn't pull it off even if I was killed.

Then his face was flushed, his face was red, his neck was thick, the green tendons on his neck were large, and then he broke out in a cold sweat.

But in the end, I really can't hold it back, as the old saying goes, people can't be suffocated to death.

Then plop and pull.

I said that my heart was broken, and then I looked down at the toilet, yes, it's not the insect spirit, but the duck blood I ate just now, I went to it, it's really a problem with duck blood.

I lifted my clothes and looked at my stomach, and the five sarcomas were still gurgling, thinking that they were hanging!

I'm going, is it really giving me laxatives?

I walked out of the toilet with my legs paralyzed, and my sister-in-law and Satsuki were both looking at me outside, and then my sister-in-law asked me, "What's the situation, diarrhea?"

I nodded, looked at the two of them dumbfounded, and said, "Is the duck blood a few days?"

"Where, how could I give you duck blood that has been sitting for days. The sister-in-law was anxious when she heard this: "I watched the ducks killed by the store with my own eyes, and then I bought them back, fresh." ”

"Oh, I guess I've got a bad stomach, or maybe my stomach is cold. "I thought about it, but I still thought it was a problem with duck blood, because what I pulled just now was duck blood, and I didn't digest a little bit.

"There's still one in the pot, I'll take a look. My sister-in-law didn't believe in evil, so she walked over, and then hit half a bowl, she ate a piece, Xiaoyue also ate a piece, and the two said at the same time: "No problem, it's very tender." ”

"Probably my own problem. "I'm scared now, if it's useless to even eat duck blood, and I have a sense of hunger, then do I want Lao Tzu to bite people and drink raw blood?

"Sister-in-law, I'm tired, I'll go back to sleep first. ”

"Then you have a good rest, call me if you have something. "There was a sister-in-law's voice from behind.

Then one night, my hands and feet were extremely cold, and I had never been able to resist them, and even the resistance of running Yin Qi was useless.

And the five sarcomas on the stomach are crawling all over the body, I am really scared, and it is really the problem of the eggs of the five elements.

I couldn't sleep all night until morning, and I fell asleep somehow.

Then I felt that my feet were warm, and suddenly I realized something, and sat up suddenly.

hurriedly shrank his feet, and was so frightened that cold sweat came down.

"Hey, that's not right. "I looked closely, and the sunlight was shining through the window and shining on the corner of the bed, and my feet were exposed to the sun just now, but why didn't they smoke or stench?

My heart pounded with nervousness, and then I stretched out a foot and plunged into the sunlight.

"Hey, it's really not going to get scorched. "I jumped up, got out of bed, and was bathed in the sun, oh my God, I'm not afraid of the sun now.

Suddenly calmed down, why did my body change so much?

Could it be the eggs of the five elements? I pulled up the hem and looked at my belly, and the five sarcomas were motionless.

I pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered the yang match, I slapped my forehead: "Yes, it must be because of the yang match, I have a yang match, how can I be afraid of the sun?"

The sun is warm, I have never felt so good, and I will not have such a deep feeling before I became a zombie, and this feeling of loss and recovery at this moment is difficult for ordinary people to experience.

Knock knock!

Just then, there was a knock at my door.

"Who?"

"yes, dragon python. A boy's voice.

I hurriedly ran over to open the door, there was a fire python boy standing at the door, but he had grown into a boy about the same age as me, he said anxiously: "Xiaofan, go and help my daughter-in-law, she is about to give birth, quickly!"

"Huh?" I was dumbfounded, and I said, "She's about to give birth, you should go to the midwife, why are you looking for me, I won't deliver the baby." ”

"No, no, no, it's not a midwife, hey...... It's too late, you come with me, you will know when you come. Then without saying a word, he pulled me out the door.

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