Chapter 19: The Earth Adventure of the Unlucky Master and Servant
Bai Xiaowen continued to flip through the logs. The rest of the content is what happened after the journal writer Margao and his master Falgar came to Earth.
"June 12, 1153 in the Bright Lunar calendar. ”
"Hunger, thirst, exhaustion...... In this dimensional space called Earth, my master and I trekked for 10 days before we saw human beings. ”
"Oh my God, how can there be so many majestic and tall palaces? any one of them is even more magnificent than the palace of the Lionheart Empire. This dimensional space, called the earth, has a far more advanced civilization than the Aaronic plane where our Lionheart Empire is located. ”
"My master and I infiltrated the city of the Earth Humans, trying to exchange some gold coins for Earth currency and buy some supplies. However, what is an ID card? What is a Skynet account? What is an online payment? Why do you need an ID card or a Skynet account to exchange gold coins?"
"Maybe it's because we're dressed in a different way, and many people look at us like crazy people. Anyone who hasn't taken a shower or changed clothes for months will have this smell. ”
"June 13, 1153 in the Bright Calendar. ”
"Someone gave out some coins. Praise be to the Lord of Light, my master and I finally don't have to go hungry. ”
However, the master's self-esteem as the royal chief alchemist did not allow him to become a beggar. In his brain, which bordered on madness, a new plan had been hatched, and he told me about it as before. ”
"Oh my God, the master wants to rob a bank in such a powerful plane as the earth!"
"I stopped him as best I could. I don't want to live that hunted down anymore, and it's better to be a beggar than a fugitive. ”
"Maybe it's our argument, the range of action is a little too big, and it attracts the patrol police. Damn, I don't understand a word of the language of the humans of Earth, even the learned master. ”
"The patrol has clearly spotted our anomaly. He took out a black box and recited a mysterious incantation aloud. ”
"We have no choice but to use secondary invisibility potions, escape the sight of the patrolmen, and escape from the human cities of Earth. ”
The corners of Bai Xiaowen's eyes twitched, and after a while, he finally held back a sentence:
"Ignorance is terrible. ”
Let's start with the issue of exchanging gold coins. If the first stop for the master and servant to cross the spatial rift was in the evil capitalist United States, it would have been easy to exchange gold coins - the control of the American federal government over the people is already weak, and it has been even worse since entering the Psionic Age, and powerful guilds that dare to oppose the government abound for the sake of profit.
Even if you find an American civilian, as long as you are sure that the gold coin is genuine, you will probably be happy to exchange it for some dollar bills for the master and servant - not to mention the collection value and use value of the spiritual gold coin, the gold and silver used to mint the gold coin itself are also hard currency.
The most important thing is that the master and servant speak Old Latin, and in the United States, where English is the mother tongue, it is not difficult to find a few people who can understand Old Latin, and it is easy to communicate.
However, this pair of masters and servants are good to die, and the first stop is the great socialist China. In terms of the degree of control of the state apparatus alone, China can be called the best in the world, and although the Guild of the Awakened has certain privileges, it will never dare to confront the state apparatus.
As for the language...... The difficulty of Chinese is hellish, and a "Shi's Lion Eating History" will abuse and cry countless crooked nuts. Well, modern Chinese also teaches you how to be a human being.
Example:
The dialogue of Xiao Ding giving red envelopes to the leader.
Leader: What do you mean by that?
Xiao Ding: It's not interesting, it means.
Leader: You're not interesting enough.
Xiao Ding: Small meaning, small meaning.
Leader: You're such an interesting person.
Xiaoding: Actually, it doesn't mean anything else.
Leader: Then I'm embarrassed.
Xiao Ding: I'm embarrassed.
Question: What does the "meaning" mean in the above materials?
......
Bai Xiaowen's thoughts flew a little far, and it was easy to go off topic, which was an inevitable side effect after having a super brain.
In fact, with so many words, if converted into thoughts, it takes less than 0.1 seconds to turn around in Bai Xiaowen's brain.
met the patrol police later, which made Bai Xiaowen complain.
Black box? walkie-talkie. As for the mysterious spell, everyone understands it.
(We are scumbags who do college entrance examination English listening is also like listening to someone chanting a mantra)
"June 21, 1153 in the Bright Lunar calendar. ”
"I wandered the wilderness with my master while trying to learn the language of the earthlings, and I have to say it was hard. ”
"July 2, 1153 in the Bright Lunar calendar. ”
"The nightmare is back! That royal knight named Goliath is as crazy as a fly chasing, and he actually came to Earth! The soul perception potion refined by the master cannot go wrong, and the moment Goliath stepped into the earth, we learned the bad news. ”
"The owner is tired of endless runaways. He wants to perform a forbidden ritual and completely absorb the power of the soul stone!"
"The master said that as long as the seal of the soul stone is completely unlocked, he can kill Golia like crushing an ant!"
"Is the Soul Stone really that amazing? for a moment I even had a bold idea if I could have this kind of power......
"July 4, 1153 in the Bright Lunar calendar. ”
"We chose an underground cave as a hiding place. ”
"The original owners of the cave, a group of plague rats, seemed to be unwelcoming to us and attacked us. The master could easily crush them, but he didn't. Yes, he needed these plague rats as material for forbidden rituals. ”
"After much effort, the master captured the leader of the plague rats. The other plague rats finally succumbed to their master's power and stopped attacking. We sealed the original entrance with a large number of rocks to avoid being tracked by the outside world. ”
"The rat's cave is too narrow for us to even set up a ceremonial space. At the behest of my master, I, who was skinny and almost skinny, began to dig hard. ”
"Damn, why do I do all this dirty work, just because he's the master and I'm the servant, and what if I have more power?"
"Ambition and desire sprout in my heart like weeds......"
The two lines of text on it were crossed several times by black pens, and it took Bai Xiaowen a lot of effort to barely make out them. He could tell that Margao's spirit was on the verge of collapse. As for his master, Falgar, I'm afraid he would have gone crazy a long time ago.
At this point, a large number of dates are missing, and there are only occasional sporadic records. Obviously, the author of the diary, Mr. Margau, has been working in misery these days, and has not adhered to the good habit of keeping a diary.
"Hmm...... I probably guessed some of the next plot developments. Bai Xiaowen muttered, continued to scroll down, and soon turned to the last page of the parchment diary.