Chapter 1176: Dudu's Mayor's Day Speech [MASD Reward Plus One]
Ten coyotes were thrown in the bucket of the pickup truck, and the convoy returned to the small town of Kemixing, and the residents who got the news watched, applauded, and cheered.
"Long live Pandora. ”
"Long live the mayor of the town. ”
"God, I think I'm in love with the beautiful and capable Pandora. "A little white man of seven or eight years old, clutching his chest, looking obsessed.
"No, you can't. ”
The baby villain, riding a black wolf, snorted, little white, quickly disappeared into the crowd. "Stinky Tim. "The captain of the Hamilton Kindergarten football team, Tim Forward, was glared at by the baby and ran into the crowd.
But it seems, reminded by Tim, a group of little people, cheering and shouting loudly at the same time. "Pandora, I love you, would you like to be your girlfriend?"
A little fat man, that's right, James was holding the flowers, just picking wildflowers, and puffing out his mouth. "Don't. Dudu decisively refused, which made Daddy Li Han, who was about to step forward to teach James, a little fat man, a lesson, stop.
"It's so interesting. ”
Guo Jing held up a camera or DV to shoot this scene. "These little kids, they're so cute. "It's not cute at all. Li Han snorted and laughed at Guo Jing.
"Han, that's not right, anyone has the freedom to fall in love. On the side, Weili said with a smile.
"Damn, they're all a bunch of little guys, in love, I don't think until Pandora is eighteen years old, I definitely won't allow it. Li Han said very resolutely.
"God, Han, you're a stubborn guy. ”
The others said one after another, but it was Jennifer, who nodded in agreement. "Pandora has a lot to learn, and I don't think I have time to think about it until I'm eighteen. ”
Lena laughs with Jennifer. said, sure enough, Jennifer nodded in agreement. "Besides, Pandora is so good, I can't think of any reason to stop her from attending the Celebrity Ball. ”
"Ladies ball, no. ”
Jennifer shook her head slightly, in her opinion, it was really a bad ball, Pandora didn't need to participate, and even felt that the grade was too low.
The other side. James looked sad. "Can Pandora tell me why?" he said, glancing at the little draft, well, James actor very Qiong Yao roared.
This scene caused the surrounding residents to shout loudly and cheer for James. "You can't beat Pandora. "You don't study as well as Pandora. "And Pandora is the mayor of the town, and he has to do things for the townspeople and has no time. ”
Well, toot words. Won a round of applause for the villain, unexpectedly began, her speech. "Pandora has a lot to do. "That's right, great Pandora-sama. Please accept my apologies. "Hello James, a Western knightly salute.
"God, these little ones are so amazing. Jerry's eyes widened in surprise.
"Okay. Pandora accepts your apologies. "Toot toot, stand up.
Guo Jing and the girls were stunned. Watch Dudu and James pull off a great show. At this time, the podium was set up and the host took the stage. "Welcome to our mayor, I want to pay tribute to Mayor Pandora, who has just led you to find the thief who stole the lambs from Yuri's farm, and behold, those abominable coyotes. ”
"Oh oh oh, that's amazing. ”
"That's right, Ronald, go home and hide. ”
"Hahaha, that's right. ”
The residents laughed loudly, and Ronald smiled and joked with himself, indicating that everyone agreed with him very much, at least much better than in the previous days. "God, I think this must have been the most accurate decision to make. ”
Ronald was interviewed by the host, smiled, and said, winning him countless applause.
"Ronald is right, this is a wise decision, and I would like to invite our Mayor Pandora to give an inaugural speech. "Host, hand the microphone to Dudu villain, and Dudu takes it.
The little man, who is not a little nervous, tidied up his clothes and went on stage. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and Pandora Walton Lee greets the inhabitants of Komixing Town. ”
"Pandora was fantastic. ”
Guo Jing was completely stunned, and as soon as Dudu came to power, he turned out to be like a real mayor, and even some politicians. Only then did Pandora amuse everyone with the theme of his inaugural speech.
"Adults shouldn't spank children. As soon as Dudu finished speaking, almost everyone stared at Li Han.
"Han, you don't spank your ass too often, do you. ”
Guo Jing covered her mouth and said with a smile.
Li Han smiled helplessly, and touched Han with a smile on the side. "Man, haven't you read the Pandora speech?"
"Damn, how could I look, God, I swear I didn't spank Pandora ass very often. ”
Li Han didn't want to, and after a while, a bunch of women from child protection organizations chased after him, and Jennifer and Lingna had strange eyes. Pandora stated that Dad didn't spank Pandora often, only when he was naughty. ”
After Dudu finished speaking, he touched his little buttocks and made the residents laugh, but Li Han was completely helpless, okay, this time he will cause some trouble, fortunately, it does not affect the statement.
Li Han smiled bitterly, Jennifer and Ling Na laughed out loud, Guo Jing and the others laughed even more, little guy, hehe smiled, and said with a little feeling. Pandora was afraid at first, and found that Dad didn't hurt when he hit, Dudu was not afraid, and if he pretended to be afraid, Dad didn't hit hard. ”
Li Han felt a few sharp eyes swept over like rays, and sighed helplessly, now that he was going to be invited, these women were really struggling to deal with it.
The villain began to list his own examples, of course, Dudu is a positive character, Li Han is a complete comedic role, and the villain fights his father with all kinds of wisdom. "Pandora knows that Daddy knows that Pandora teases Daddy. ”
"Dad is the best. ”
Villain, praise a word, talk about it. "But there are a lot of fathers who really spank and scare children, and children are afraid, so they don't study well, they are afraid every day, and they don't eat well. If the body doesn't grow well, the head will become stupid. ”
"Pandora makes sense, huh?"
Guo Jing and Tian Tian said, Qiuqiu, Tian Tian, and Nuan Nuan also agreed.
"Mayor Pandora, do you have any basis for this?"
The bearded cowboy, slightly drunk, asked loudly.
"Well, Pandora has all the information. "Dudu, just recite a piece of information. "Spanking. If you want to fight like your father, you will become so smart. ”
After the villain finished speaking, the spanking experience was shared with everyone, of course, appealing, do not punish children excessively, children will be very smart and obedient. The little speech was warmly applauded.
"What a good presentation. ”
It's not long, but it's very vivid. With fun and some educational significance, the whole center was applauded continuously. As for one person, of course. Very depressed, Li Han was approached by the head of the child protection organization.
"Han, I thought, I have to talk to you. Sally looked serious. Came to Li Han.
"Okay, Sally, I think the café is good. ”
Li Han smiled bitterly. Fortunately, Dudu came back a lot in the end, otherwise, Li Han would have been annoyed to death.
"Jennifer, I'll leave for a moment. ”
Li Han sighed helplessly, and followed Sally to the open-air café. "Wilson, two cups of coffee, one without a meal, thank you. ”
"Okay, Han. ”
As he spoke, he brought two cups of coffee in a moment. "This cup is my invitation, Han, Pandora is a great speech. ”
"Thank you. ”
Li Han looked a little proud, no way, his daughter showed her face, she was happy to be a father, two cups of coffee, maybe it was just a drizzle for Li Han, but because of the doo, it felt very good.
"Sally, I think you can see that Pandora is doing a good job. ”
Li Han picked up the coffee, took a sip, and frowned when he saw Sally on the other side. "I know, what you're trying to say, well, I'll admit that at some point, spanking Pandora in the ass. ”
"Han, this matter, although I disagree with it very much, and even oppose it, but after listening to Pandora's explanation, I can barely accept it, I want to talk to you about Pandora education. Sally, although she strongly disagrees and strongly disagrees, Pandora explains that spanking has become a kind of father-daughter game, which does not harm the body and mind.
"Oh, Pandora education, Sally, you see how good Pandora is, don't you?" Li Han, when it comes to education, is still quite self-sufficient.
"That's right, Sally, Pandora is awesome, and I support her for a second term as mayor. Wilson, who was holding the coffee pot, couldn't help but say when he heard Sally's words.
A group of people who were drinking coffee said one after another. "Yes, Wilson was right, Pandora was such a smart kid. "Yes, I'm willing to vote for Pandora. ”
Everyone expressed their opinions one after another, praising Pandora, of course, even Li Han was praised a lot, which made Li Han very happy, and a little proud.
"Han, don't you realize this problem, Pandora has learned too much, she is only four years old, these things that should not be learned by her, but she has the same knowledge as an adult, I can't help but suspect that you seem to have educated and abused Pandora. Sally's eyes gleamed with anger.
Glaring at Li Han, Li Han was speechless, that's right, Dudu has mastered knowledge that is somewhat beyond the grasp of a four-year-old child, and he looks like a little adult. "Sally, I think you're mistaken, Pandora learned all this knowledge on her own. ”
As soon as these words came out, not to mention Sally, the townspeople on the side were a little unconvinced. "Han, it's unbelievable. "That's right, Pandora is only four years old. ”
Sally looked at Li Han. "Han, I think you should be honest, perhaps, we can have a good talk, Pandora education in the future. ”
"God, everything I say is true, and perhaps, I should say, Pandora is very smart, and many things can be remembered just by looking at them once. Li Han said.
"No, it's too incredible to believe. ”
Sally, shaking her head slightly, the others, one by one, were a little silent, and seemed to agree with Sally's words.
"Well, I guess I have to tell you, Sally, Pandora has a Mensa membership, or rather, Pandora is the smallest Mensa member. Li Han said.
Damn, sometimes, it's really annoying these people, but, I have to say, Sally they really care about children and women. "No, how is that possible. ”
"Sally, you have time, maybe you can go to Hank's Farm, and now, I have something to leave. ”
Li Han said. "Thank you for the coffee, Wilson, it tastes fantastic. ”
"You're welcome, Han. ”
Wilson, casually asked. "Han, are you telling the truth?" "That's right, Pandora joined Mensa last year. (To be continued......)