Su Xuan took the exam in the examination room like a fish in water, especially when he saw that several people behind him were lying on the table and gave up the exam, it seemed that he was intimidated by his own domineering spirit, oh no, he was intimidated by his handsome and chic spirit, yes, that's it.

The two examiners came in and saw Su Xuan fall behind him, and they didn't dare to come over, but after coming in, they closed the door firmly, touched their chests and sighed, as if they were afraid that someone outside would rush in.

Su Xuan was very comfortable, as if it was very hot, and puffed up his mouth to blow the wind into his pants, but these examiners endured it, because this smell was not the same as the strange fragrance outside.

Su Xuan's pen is a dragon and snake, and he no longer pays attention to the whole of the three-character scripture, but innovates the font, which shocked the eyes of the two examiners, this candidate is extraordinary, there is the shadow of Wang Xizhi in the handwriting, there is the shadow of Liu Gongquan, there is the shadow of Huaisu, there are too many shadows of Yan Zhenqing, and the eyes are almost spent!

In the end, Su Xuan finally stopped writing and admired his work of the Three Character Sutra, very satisfied.

The autumn leaves outside had also been put on a happy look, and they sat outside and waited quietly for Su Xuan.

Because there are too many people in the exam, Su Xuan can only go to the waiting area to wait after the exam, and to prevent the leakage of the proposition, he can only communicate and discuss with the people who have finished the exam together.

Because Su Xuan's name was on the list of candidates on the wall when Su Xuan handed in the answer sheet, they generally determined that the talented person was called Su Xuan.

They saw that Su Xuan was farting in the examination room without restraint, and at first glance he was a bold person, and everyone admired such a person who dared to express his body thoughts.

Su Xuan smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help myself, if there is anything offended, please forgive me." ”

As soon as Su Xuan's words came out, he immediately got everyone's understanding, including those few people who were stunned by Su Xuan's fart, why everyone treated Su Xuan so politely, and why!

There is no doubt that in addition to Su Xuanshuai, everyone was deeply impressed by Su Xuan's calligraphy, but they didn't expect to be able to practice such a proficient calligraphy at a young age.

Soon Su Xuan's results in this round were discharged, and Su Xuan scored a full score!

There were 15 people who slept in the examination room and 50 points were deducted.

Note: Eighty points or more can advance to the next round.

When Song Tianbao on the second floor of the lobby saw Su Xuan's full score, he was overjoyed, Nima, he could actually have a full score, this is amazing!

"Daddy, what's the big deal about a full score, I scored ninety-nine points in the exam back then, and I didn't bother to ask for that point, of course, if I gave it to me, I wouldn't dislike it. ”

Song Shuangshuang said with a smile.

Yes, Song Shuangshuang did score ninety-nine points in the exam that year, it was always a mystery, that time she was the only one who took the exam, Song Tianbao promised her that if she could take the test above ninety-nine, she would fulfill her small wish.

Song Shuangshuang drew a scoop according to the gourd, found the teacher who integrated the invigilation and grading, and threatened, if you want you to let me score more than 95 points, I will fulfill your small wish.

In the end, Song Shuangshuang bought him with a chicken leg and successfully scored 99 points, which is still fresh in his memory when he thinks about it now.

"I think this Su Xuan is definitely qualified to be my teacher, I took the exam ninety-nine that year, and he is now taking the hundred, it seems that I was deliberately waiting for him back then. ”

Song Tianbao shook his head and said: "Shuang'er, it's not that my father won't agree to your request, although I also admire him, after all, the game has just begun, let's continue to look down, if he is still as brilliant in the future, I will leave him." ”

"Okay, it's a deal!"

Song Shuangshuang looked at Su Xuan below, "He must be fine, after all, he is the man I fancie!"

When his father heard this, he was so frightened that he almost rolled down from the stairs, got up and leaned on his chair and asked, "Shuang'er, aren't you joking with your father?"

"What's the matter, I'm just talking about it, look at how scared you. ”

Xiao Shuangshuang said it very easily.

Song Tianbao breathed a long sigh of relief and said happily: "That is also the man I fancie, and he will definitely win." ”

Su Xuan finally entered the second round, and Qiu Ye, who was guarding outside, no longer dared to be presumptuous this time, she poured warm water vigorously to prevent symptoms such as air leakage, proud of not destroying the exam, and ashamed of pooping and farting.

Su Xuan was honored to enter this round, and more importantly, he also received a group of fans.

"Hey, slow down and sign all the signs, come one by one, don't squeeze it. ”

Anyway, this round hasn't officially started yet, and some fans strongly want to get the idol's autograph, Su Xuan is a good person who is overflowing with love, and he can only satisfy them.

Finally, when Su Xuan's hands were about to get tired, this round finally began.

The examiners don't come, what does it mean that they don't come, is it that the topic of this writing is not coming?

Su Xuan thought deeply and told the people next to him about it, and the people around him passed two, two, three, and four

The people around Su Xuan have all started to write, and they are no longer proposing, because the time has already reached the time for the exam.

The father and daughter on the second floor of the lobby were still deducing how many rounds Su Xuan would be able to break through, and in the end they all agreed that Su Xuan could only break through the literary field, and the martial arts field was no show!

Why?

This is to think that they themselves know why they communicate outside for a long time, the culture will definitely stagnate, and weaknesses are normal, but the martial arts field is a real and tough place, what will he do as a young man from the city, the fine skin and tender meat are good-looking, but they are not resistant to fighting.

"Dad, it's a pity that such a handsome brother was killed, or leave it to me. ”

"Shuang'er, don't make trouble, our Song family doesn't want cowards, although life is not standing life, we must also stand up and die when we die!"

"Dad, what do you mean?"

"Ahem, what I just read in the book, I don't understand what it means for the time being. ”

"Daddy, don't read some indiscreet books in the future, the Journey to the West left by my mother for you is good, the negative textbook in it is Zhu Bajie, if you don't do it well, let Tang Seng take you to the West Heaven." ”

"Shuang'er, how can you stumble your father so much, your father was also a handsome horse when he was young, Bajie is not more handsome than me. ”

The two of you tear apart word by word.

Suddenly, Song Shuangshuang exclaimed: "Dad, you forgot that you are the chief examiner this time, why don't you go to the invigilator." ”

If Song Tianbao hadn't been quick with his eyes, he would have almost crashed to death on the wall.

"Don't stop me, let me crash to death, how can I forget such an important thing. ”

It turned out that this was Song Tianbao's chief examiner, and the examination room had already begun to take the exam, holding the false proposition given by Su Xuan, countless candidates took out their housekeeping skills to dig deeply, and they were full of talent, brilliant writing, and the writing was perfect.

However, the great head of the family, Song Tianbao, is here!

"Candidates, I want to kill you!"

The candidates don't know why, everyone thinks it's time to collect the papers, and they all look at whether the names are written well, and some are still writing wildly, because he is still a little, a little, a little bit, Oh yes!

It's done!

"Examiner, this is my answer sheet, I know you will definitely give me a high score, and of course I will not refuse. "A person took the initiative to send it up after writing and flattered it.

Wang Tianbao took it and took a look, a piece of paper was full of words, if he was really diligent, what is a high score, the Song family's best inspirational award this year should be awarded to him.

Then, Song Tianbao said with satisfaction: "Okay, yes, it just so happens that our Song family's toilet is out of paper!"

The candidate was angry on the spot.

Just when everyone was grieving together, there was a sudden burst of snoring.

"Who is snoring, they all come here and dare to sleep, my heart is really big. ”

"What's this, you forgot the first round of silent writing of the three-character scripture, and slept more than ten times, this is only one. ”

"Well, dare to sleep here, I think he may know that he is not strong and afraid of being embarrassed, so he simply makes a reason to sleep and deliberately get out of the way. ”

A group of people were talking.

"You say, why are you sleeping?"

Song Tianbao called Su Xuan up and raised his voice and asked.

"If you don't come, what's the matter, you can't let me sleep when I'm sleepy, wouldn't I have more strength to take the exam when I'm full!"

Su Xuan's momentum is also very tough.

Song Tianbao thought about Su Xuan's words, it made sense, the teacher didn't come to sleep and didn't delay the exam, and only when he slept enough did he have the strength to take the exam, which was a very reliable thing.

"Now we send Su Xuan with warm applause, what he said is very reasonable, papapa!"

Song Tianbao took the lead in applauding, and everyone else dared not applaud, his grandmother Xiong was looking for death.

Bang bang

The applause is continuous, thunderous, deafening, and must be praised.

Suddenly, the guy on the ground who had just been angry to death got up from the ground and ran!

"Okay, let's start the second round of the essay exam, and the second round is"

All the candidates were full of anticipation and wanted to know what exactly they were going to take.

Song Tianbao looked at the deputy examiner wildly, and the other party was dumbfounded for a long time and finally had an epiphany, and continued in a loud voice: "The second round refers to things as poems. ”

"Yes, we will test the fingers to compose poems today, of course, in order to save paper, everyone knows that our Song family's toilet is actually not short of paper, so we all have to play on the spot, answer orally, I and the two deputy examiners to comment, what do you think?"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Very good!"

Su Xuan yawned, damn, who would dare to say that it was wrong for the head of the family to speak?

"Come, Zhang San asks you questions first, you can make a poem with a bird, you can write it yourself or what your ancestors already have, you can come casually. ”

"Okay, then I'll be respectful and obey. ”

Zhang San's movements are exaggerated, holding his head with both hands, and looking at the birds in everyone's crotch respectively, do you want to take materials?

"Hey, I thought of it, isn't it just a bird, Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, I want an old man, the girl asks"

Before Zhang San finished speaking, he asked Song Tianbao to kick out and scolded: "Zero points! Drag it away, next!"

The next one is Li Si, Zhang San and Li Si are good friends.

"Li Si, you can use the pot to compose poems. ”

Song Tianbao held a teapot in his hand, and he drank it beautifully along the spout and said.