Chapter 882: You're Dead
After getting up, Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan went to invite their parents-in-law to breakfast, but found that their parents-in-law had already eaten it. They have the habit of getting up early, getting up at dawn every day, having breakfast, and working in the fields.
Here, they don't have to work in the fields, they get bored and panicked, and they want to do something.
Seeing Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan, Xu Lanhua asked, "Which of you is my daughter-in-law?"
Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan look at me, I look at you, and finally Han Lu said, "We are all together." ”
Xu Lanhua was startled and hurriedly asked, "I only have one son, how can I have two daughters-in-law?"
Han Lu felt that this problem was really troublesome to explain, so she changed the topic and said: "Dad, Mom, don't do it yourself in the future, there is a nanny in front, and there are prepared meals every day, you just go and eat." ”
"Treat this place as your home and let them buy whatever you need. ”
"We make it ourselves, eat it ourselves, and we are practical. Xu Lanhua said with a smile: "We don't need anything, just have a field, we can plow the field by ourselves, grow some vegetables, and save it to buy." ”
"You see, we even brought farm tools, and we are trying to get rid of these flowers and plants so that we can grow vegetables and food. Xu Lanhua lifted the three-claw nail rake in her hand, this is a festival to work in the field!
Han Lu's face fell, these are all expensive flowers and plants, each of which is more valuable than an acre of vegetables and grain. This old man and old lady, if she turns her back garden over, she will cry to death.
So, she directly ordered: "Don't plant." ”
Her release was so harsh, like reprimanding an employee who made a mistake, which scared Xu Lanhua and Li Yue for a moment.
Xiao Xiaopan also smiled bitterly and persuaded: "Mom, isn't it better for you to grow flowers and plants?"
Xu Lanhua glanced at Han Lu quietly, and felt that this woman was so fierce! She thought about it for a while, and then said seriously: "What is there to grow flowers and plants? That's not doing business." Our ravines and ravines are full of flowers and grass, which is very annoying, and we can't pull them out, and we have to apply herbicides. We're going to grow some food and eat it ourselves. ”
"We can't finish eating, can we give it to you?" Xu Lanhua looked at Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan eagerly, hoping that they could agree to her. However, looking at Han Lu's cold expression, she felt that her wish was so difficult to come true!
As far as the eye can see, there are high-rise buildings everywhere, where are the fields?
She suddenly felt that life in the city was not as good as in the ravines.
"We also want to find a job and earn more money while we are young so that we can buy toys for our grandchildren in the future. Li Yue also said, just now he also persuaded Xu Lanhua not to farm, Xu Lanhua still didn't listen to persuasion, now he doesn't need to persuade anymore.
Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan glanced at each other, feeling that it was so difficult to communicate with them!
Isn't it good to eat well, dress well, and live well? You still have to plough the fields and grow vegetables, and now that every inch of land is at a premium in the cities, where can you find an acre of land and let you cultivate it! Even if you have money to buy an acre, the government will not let you grow vegetables!
In which city do you see that there are still vegetable growers?
Besides, if you raise flowers and grass, why don't you do your job? This is self-cultivation!
You also have to buy toys for your grandchildren, you are thinking too far ahead!
Han Lu suddenly felt that only such parents could give birth to freaks like Li Yong.
She suppressed her anger, squeezed out a smile, and said softly: "Dad, Mom, don't be in a hurry about this, you take a few days of rest first, enjoy and enjoy the life here, work matters, and talk about it in a few days." ”
"Yes, you can go to Blue Moon Lake Park and take a walk around the city. Xiao Xiaopan also advised: "If you feel that you are in a panic, then go to square dancing and exercise." ”
Xu Lanhua and Li Yue glanced at each other, didn't say anything, and the two fell silent.
Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan also felt that there was nothing to talk about with them, and the gap between them was too big.
At this time, Li Yongxing came rushing and asked happily, "Mom, Dad, are you used to living here?"
"Not used to it. Xu Lanhua shook her head. Li Yue hurriedly pulled her and told her not to lose her temper.
"Why aren't you used to it?" Li Yong said in surprise. I looked at my two wives again, and the one they laughed at was so sweet! Look at this smile, could it be that the parents who formed a group to bully themselves came?
"We eat, we don't know what to do, we don't know what to do tomorrow, we don't know what to do the day after tomorrow, and what we will do for the rest of the year. Xu Lanhua sighed.
"It's good to find a job, Xiaoyong, you can find us a job. Li Yue smiled: "I still have some strength, I can be a security guard, and your mother is still young, let's see if I can find a better job." If there is no better point, then it is okay to be a cleaner, your mother is very good at cleaning. ”
"Yes, I can sweep the floor and wash the dishes, as long as I don't sit idle. Xu Lanhua said with a smile.
After listening to his parents' words, Li Yong's nose was sour and he wanted to cry a little.
They were also the children of a large family, and they used to be well-fed and pampered. However, after living in the mountains for more than 20 years, he has become a complete farmer.
Only when you are busy will you feel not empty. Isn't this exactly the common phenomenon of the vast number of peasant friends?
Li Yong thought for a while and said, "Dad, then you can go to the company to be a security guard! You have practiced, and now you are a small member of internal strength, and you can be a security captain." Mom, you go to the company first, there is a suitable job, and then arrange for you. ”
"Good. Li Yue and Xu Lanhua immediately agreed, and their faces instantly became happy.
"This old man and old lady are really weird. Han Lu sighed in her heart.
How can anyone come here on the first day and have to work? In this new environment, take a walk and take a look, how cool! She and Xiao Xiaopan exchanged a look, Xiao Xiaopan just smiled slightly, feeling that they were not weird, but cute.
Like millions of working people, they have to work every day to feel happy.
Li Yong can best understand the feelings of his parents, they have to look for a job on the first day, in addition to the joy of labor, they must still want to make some money with their own labor, reduce the burden of life for Li Yong, and don't want to become a drag on his son's family. Li Yong wanted to tell them that he was very rich, and there was a lot of money, but he still held back.
"Wife, hurry up and go to breakfast, after breakfast, go to the company and arrange work for our parents and our parents. Our parents are very powerful, and we will definitely be able to do a good job. Li Yong greeted and obeyed his parents' wishes.
Anyway, it's your own company, and taking them to do some work within your power is also a way of life.
If you want them to integrate into urban life as soon as possible, you can only take them to work.
Li Yue and Xu Lanhua looked at Li Yong together, showing a joyful smile: "My son still understands us!"
Han Lu said lazily: "You can arrange it casually." She didn't want to get involved, she felt that her parents-in-law were too difficult to serve, and when the time came, if it didn't go her way, maybe she would quarrel, and she didn't want to be angry.
"Okay, I'll arrange it. Li Yongle said with a smile.
Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan went to breakfast, and when Li Yong was about to go to breakfast, they were stopped by Xu Lanhua.
"Xiao Yong, the two of them, which one is your wife?" Xu Lanhua thought to herself, don't be that Han Lu!
Li Yong smiled happily: "They are all my wives, Lulu is the eldest wife, and Xiaopan is the third wife." ”
"What did you say?" Xu Lanhua exclaimed, unable to believe her ears.
"Bastard, you ......" Li Yue didn't know how to scold his son.
"How many wives do you have?" Xu Lanhua pulled Li Yong's arm and asked solemnly.
"So far, there are only three, but I can marry another one. Li Yong got serious and told the truth.
"It's all three?" Xu Lanhua stretched out three fingers: "Do you want to marry another one? Stinky boy, can you stand it? You can't die! Marry one and live a good life, can't you?"
"Don't marry again, do you hear?" Li Yue said angrily to Li Yuan in a tone of lesson for the first time.
"Okay, okay. Li Yong hurriedly agreed. He thought that his parents would be very happy to hear the news and praise him for his great skills, but he didn't expect them to be angry, so he wouldn't have said anything if he knew about it.
"If you marry too much, the family will be upside down. Xu Lanhua sighed, as if she had seen the future of turmoil. She is lamenting why her fate is so bitter. When she thought of the out-of-control scene of several women competing for wind and jealousy, she especially sympathized with Li Yong, and her heart ached that Li Yong was tortured by several wives together.
"Mom, if a daughter-in-law is not filial, isn't there another daughter-in-law?
"Blessed with a fart. When the time comes, if they give birth to a bunch of grandchildren, we won't be able to bring them with us to death. ”
Looking at the same problem from different directions can lead to completely different results.
Li Yong didn't say anything more, but Xu Lanhua and Li Yue talked endlessly.
"We don't have three heads and six arms, and when that happens, this one will scold us for being biased, and that one will scold us for being unfair, what will we do?" They were afraid of their own imaginary future.
"Even the emperor's harem is intriguing all day long, are you more powerful than the emperor?"
"Xiao Yong, you can't die, just marry one. Xu Lanhua persuaded.
"Take the last one, and leave everything else. Zhou Yue ordered directly.
Li Yong smiled: "I'll go to dinner first." Then, turn around and run.
"Oh my God, where did they go?" Li Yong sighed all the way.
"Our son, alas!" Many words were hidden in Li Yue's sigh.
"How do you think he can cheat so many girls? and want to marry a fourth? I really want to spank him. Do you say that in this era, girls' IQ is so low?" Xu Lanhua was full of doubts.
"Otherwise, I'll test it?" Li Yue discussed.
"Temptation, do you want to marry two more too?" Xu Lanhua glared angrily, full of flames.
"No, I don't really have that idea. Li Yue hurriedly relented.