Text Chapter 1323 It's chopsticks

"Phew, I'd rather not eat it than let you feed it. Feng Qing'er said fiercely, her face full of disgust.

Li Yong grabbed his hair and chuckled, "There is another way." ”

"Hmph, don't listen. Feng Qing'er turned around and covered her ears, as if she was on the verge of collapse.

Li Yong said to himself: "I can conjure spells, maybe I can help you conjure a pair of chopsticks." ”

Feng Qing'er hesitated for a moment, shrugged her shoulders, and asked without looking back, "What is a spell?"

In Feng Qing'er's opinion, there are only people who change magic in the world, but they have never heard of people who change magic.

Li Yong pondered for a moment, and said lightly: "Let me explain it to you like this! Magic tricks are all fake, they are hidden in advance to prevent others from discovering them, and then reveal them one by one for others to see." Spells, on the other hand, are transformed with strength, which requires cultivation to a certain height. Like me, I can barely make spell changes right now. ”

In fact, Li Yong was far from being able to make a spell change now, just to deceive Feng Qing'er.

As a result, Feng Qing'er was fooled. Surprised, he turned around and asked, "Really?"

"You don't believe me?" Li Yong asked lightly.

"Which of you is worth believing in?" Feng Qing'er looked at Li Yong, and the more she looked, the more she felt that Li Yong was a liar.

The change of spells, this word is too fresh, and I don't think I will believe it if I put it anywhere.

Feng Qing'er's cousin, Feng Lan'er, is also obsessed with cultivation, Feng Qing'er often hears that Feng Lan'er is cultivating internal strength, but she has never heard of anyone cultivating mana. Even his cousin-in-law, Yang Changkong, never said anything about mana.

She thinks Li Yong is really good at blowing, and blowing is really evil.

"Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Since you can't trust me, then you can cooperate with me and see if I can conjure chopsticks for you. Li Yongle said: "As long as you are willing to cooperate, I can not only help you conjure chopsticks, but also conjure up others." For example, garlic, green onions, beef, canned food, ......etc.

Feng Qing'er seemed to be moved, thought for a while, and then asked, "Really?"

"You also saw it just now, this bowl of noodles is what I conjured!" Li Yong looked proud: "Not only did I conjure up a bowl of noodles for you, but it was also smoking, and it was a steaming bowl of noodles." ”

Feng Qing'er thought for a while, and finally nodded: "Well, yes." ”

"Tell me, what do you want me to change?" Li Yong asked with a smile.

"Early in the morning, I don't want to eat too greasy food, so you can change a pair of chopsticks for me and let me eat this bowl of clear soup noodles. Feng Qing'er thought to herself, the chopsticks haven't been conjured up yet, what's the use of saying anything else?

Li Yong stared at Feng Qing'er's chest, although the scale was not as big as Wang Li's, it was almost as big as Baoyu. Such a chest, although not big, is expensive in exquisiteness, elasticity, and sensitivity.

Li Yong quickly came to the conclusion: good breasts. Breasts. Elastic chest.

Nodding with satisfaction, Li Yong said seriously: "Touching your left side can conjure chopsticks, and touching your right side can conjure up soy milk." Touch the top of you, you can make beef, touch the bottom of you, you can make red wine......"

Feng Qing'er listened to Li Yong's words and felt like a spell. She hurriedly interrupted: "Then you touch my left!"

Stretched out her left hand and handed it to Li Yong, she wanted to see how Li Yong was going to conjure a pair of chopsticks.

"Uh, touch your hand, you can only conjure up a toothpick. Saying that, Li Yong picked up Feng Qing'er's left hand and looked at it, his hands were like soft skin, good hands and good skin, and the maintenance was really good, it seemed that this was a woman who had a lot of time.

With a movement of his mind, two tiny toothpicks appeared in the palm of Feng Qing'er's hand.

Looking at the thin and small toothpicks, Feng Qing'er frowned and said, "What I want are chopsticks." ”

"You can't turn chopsticks into your hands when you touch them!" Li Yong showed an embarrassed expression and sighed: "The places you touch are different, and the items that come out are also different, didn't I just say? The top can be turned into beef, and the bottom can be turned into red wine." ”

"Where can I conjure chopsticks when I touch them?" Feng Qing'er had a straight face, and wanted a pair of chopsticks with all her heart.

Li Yong smiled and pointed to the chest to the left of Feng Qing'er's chest.

"Badass. Feng Qing'er understood Li Yong's bad idea, this is to take advantage of her! This beast is too bold! This is one of the forbidden places for women, and there is no forgiveness for trespassers.

"Prizes have been awarded. Li Yong arched his hand with a smile, looking like he was doing chivalrous deeds without leaving a name.

Feng Qing'er was almost crazy, and had to remind: "I'm scolding you for being a villain, not praising you." ”

"Men are not bad, women don't love you and scold me for being bad, in fact, it is the love for me......" Li Yong's face is happy, always thinking about other people's malice for good, he is so optimistic, cheerful and lively.

I feel that the world is really beautiful, and all I meet are great and kind people.

"Phew. Feng Qing'er was very disdainful of this kind of crooked reasoning. She found that she didn't have as many babbles in her life as she did today. Since she saw Li Yong, she has been babbling non-stop, and her mouth has become dry.

"Then do you still want chopsticks?" Li Yong asked with a smile on his face.

"Yes. "How can you eat noodles without chopsticks? Feng Qing'er really couldn't think of any good way.

"Keep your chest up. Li Yong said seriously: "It's just a touch, and you won't get pregnant." ”

"You ......" Feng Qing'er gritted her teeth, inhaled deeply, and inhaled again. Then he shouted loudly: "Use your change! Aren't you without breasts, touching your own, and conjuring up chopsticks?"

"Mine can't do it!" Li Yong said helplessly: "It's too small to change." ”

Feng Qing'er turned her head and looked at the cockpit of the plane, at this time, Bao Yu had already piloted the plane and flew into the blue sky. Wang Li didn't have anything to do when she stood there, the most important thing was that Wang Li's breasts were very big, bigger than hers, since the small ones couldn't be changed, so big ones shouldn't be a problem! Feng Qing'er pointed at Wang Li and said, "Use her." ”

"Neither can hers, only yours can conjure. Li Yong said seriously.

"Why? Why is it that only mine can conjure chopsticks?" Feng Qing'er asked puzzled.

"Because your breasts are ingenious, extraordinary, different. Li Yong used three idioms in a row, and Feng Qing'er was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but look at his chest, he really didn't know where to be ingenious.

A breast is a piece of meat! Isn't everyone the same?

What's so ingenious? What's out of the ordinary, what's out of the ordinary?

However, this ingenuity, unusualness and difference does not seem to be a derogatory term!

Could it be that he was praised? However, Feng Qing'er did not have any sense of joy in her heart.

"You must not lie to me. Feng Qing'er thought for a while, and suddenly said extremely seriously: "If you lie to me, I won't be done with you." I warn you, my sister is a martial artist, and my brother-in-law is even more powerful, almost invincible in the world. If you dare to lie to me, I'll tell them they won't let you go. ”

Li Yong thought to himself: Isn't your sister Feng Lan'er? Isn't your brother-in-law Yang Changkong? Feng Lan'er told you to seduce Brother Yin, that's good for you! She will not object to Brother Lu you. As for Yang Changkong, he will not object.

Of course, Li Yong didn't need to explain so much to Feng Qing'er, he just chuckled: "Lying to you is a puppy." ”

At the same time, Li Yong was already watering twice in his heart.

Dogs are man's most loyal friends, and this is not an insult at all.

"Okay!" Feng Qing'er finally straightened Su's chest, and finally made a mental preparation for sacrifice.

Yo drink, this scale is not small!

I looked small just now, but it wasn't very good!

Now it's standing up, it's spectacular?!

Li Yong wanted to touch it and pull it down, but now he wants to touch it a few more times.

Raising his hand, under the gaze of Feng Qing'er's angry gaze, Li Yong looked at Feng Qing'er with a victorious gaze, his palm had fallen little by little, and finally grabbed Feng Qing'er's left Su chest.

Feng Qing'er's gaze was staring at Li Yong's hand, and at the same time staring at her own chest.

She wanted to see how Li Yong conjured chopsticks.

However, after the hand was grasped on the chest, there was no response, and there was no reaction for half a day.

At this time, time passed extremely slowly, maybe just a few seconds, Feng Qing'er already felt that it was half a day.

Feng Qing'er couldn't help but shout angrily: "Change! What about chopsticks? If you can't change it, I'll play with you, I'll fight for you, I'll strangle you, I'll call the police......"

"Shhhh Li Yong made a silent gesture, and waited until Feng Qing'er received the sound of shouting, and then said seriously: "If you shout like this again, I won't be able to change it." ”

If you can't change it, wouldn't it be a great loss?

Feng Qing'er immediately closed her mouth and continued to stare at Li Yong's big hand, fortunately Li Yong's fingers did not move, if she pinched and touched it, she would not have chopsticks, and directly picked up the clear soup noodles and buckled them upside down on Li Yong's head.

Take a deep breath, I endure, endure it! A knife on the head of the word forbearance! It really hurts.

After a few more seconds, seeing that Li Yong still didn't react, Feng Qing'er was a little crazy.

She regretted it very much, regretted that she had nothing to do and asked how much time it would take to change a pair of chopsticks to come out.

If you knew it would take so long, you wouldn't have to. Big deal, this bowl of noodles is not eaten.

What a miserable sin to suffer!

Unable to bear it anymore, Feng Qing'er asked again: "Why hasn't it yet?

Li Yong smiled faintly: "I'm thinking, what kind of chopsticks are I conjuring up for you." ”

"What chopsticks?" Feng Qing'er couldn't wait to punch Li Yong on the head, what chopsticks, chopsticks are chopsticks, as long as you can eat noodles, why do you know so clearly? Can you still conjure up different styles of chopsticks produced by different manufacturers? Oh my God, go around me! I just want to eat noodles, and I don't have so many requirements!

Feng Qing'er shouted angrily: "As long as it's chopsticks, as long as you can eat noodles." ”