I saw that Li Bad came to the stupid third child, and he no longer had his previous hippie smile, and became extremely serious. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

When everyone saw this, they said in their hearts, "This little scourge, could it be true that it will cure people's diseases?"

No way!

The little scourge must be pretended, maybe it's to rob the stupid third mother-in-law, what the hell are you thinking?

For other people's doubts, Li Bad ignored them. He patted the stupid third man on the head of the third fool a few times, and determined that the stupid third had three dead points, which were blocked by sick qi, and these three dead points were Baihui acupoint, Shenting, and temple. The concentration of sick qi made Li Bad a little unconfident.

After all, he only learned the most basic three strokes. It doesn't matter, whether it can be cured or not, we will know when it is cured.

No one noticed that a layer of white mist had begun to faintly disperse on Li Bad's right hand, and he was doing his luck.

When he felt that it was almost over, his right hand kept slapping the three dead holes of the stupid third child. He was treating people, not fighting, so he didn't use much strength, and the stupid third didn't feel pain.

A few minutes later, Li Gang suddenly withdrew his hand, and the three dead holes of the stupid third child were pulled out with a dark yellow turbid qi, and in an instant, they dissipated into the air and disappeared. Soon, the stupid third child's originally dull eyes became brighter.

Li Bad wiped off the beads of sweat on his forehead, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "Okay!"

Okay? Li Bad is saying that the stupid third child is getting better?

Although Zhang Lao Er didn't believe it, he also found that his son was different from usual, so he tried to ask, "Son, what's your name?"

"My name is Zhang Tiezhu. The silly third said.

Everyone was amazed, since the third child became stupid, he didn't know his father and mother, and he didn't even know who he was.

But now, he can even say his name? And the tone of his voice is no longer stupid and stupid, but has become the same as a normal person, can it be said that his stupid disease has really been cured by a small evil?

Zhang Lao Er was so excited that he almost cried, and hurriedly asked again: "Son, who am I?"

"You are my father, who else can it be?" Zhang Tiezhu felt like he had slept a lot, and what made him feel inexplicable was that when he woke up, why did his father ask him such a strange question, what happened?

"What about him?"

"My uncle. ”

"What about her?"

"My second aunt. ”

"Where do you live, how many years did you go to school, how many siblings do you have?"

"My home is in Xiaobakou Village, Wolongsan Town, Yangnam-si, Jeju Province, and I have been to ......"

No matter what Zhang Lao Er asked, the stupid third child was logical and clear, and the answer was fluent. God, it's really a god, no injections, no medicine, the little scourge slapped the stupid third child a few times, and actually cured the stupid disease of the stupid third child?

"Second Zhang, mother-in-law, I'll take it away!" Li Bad pulled the bride and shook his head and left.

Although Zhang Lao Er was still reluctant to pay 50,000 yuan for the bride price, his son's stupid illness was cured, and those words just now were said in front of the whole village, and he couldn't go back on his word. Therefore, he could only watch Li Bad take away the bride.

But as soon as Li Bad's front foot left, the stupid third child became stupid and stupid again, crazy, didn't know three questions, and scolded Zhang Lao Er for being a turtle grandson. What's the matter, everything was cured just now, why did you suddenly become stupid again?

I can't believe the words of the little scourge!

Zhang Lao Er wanted to cry without tears, he felt that he had been deceived, "Li Bad, you turtle grandson, you return your mother-in-law!"

Li Bad lived in the broken temple at the entrance of the village, but when Zhang Lao Er led people to chase after the broken temple, he didn't see Li Bad's shadow. Hmph! If you can run, the monk can't run away from the temple, and Zhang Lao Er will have to help his stupid son sooner or later and snatch his mother-in-law back.

Li Bad did not return to the broken temple, but took his mother-in-law to the cave in the back mountain. The old man who taught him kung fu and medicine lived in it before he disappeared.

A year ago, the old man left without saying a word. Where he went, Li Bad didn't know. Anyway, this year, the old man has not heard from him, and he has not come back to see him.

Don't look at Li Bad, who is only 16 years old this year, but his smoking age is almost two years. It was also taught by the old man, and the old man said that a man who doesn't drink and smoke is not a man. For this, Li Bad smoked cigarettes and learned to drink.

Li Gang first piled up a small mound of earth, then took out three cigarettes like wilted cucumbers from his pocket, lit them, and inserted them into the mound.

"Old man, I don't know if you're dead or alive. Good news for you, I'm married to a daughter-in-law. Yes, next to me, beautiful, right? I have no father or mother, and the people in the village don't like me, others worship my parents, and I worship you again. ”

When others get married, they are all firecrackers, gongs and drums are noisy, the lights are colorful, and the guests are full, but Li Bad is so cold, desolate and desolate, and it is inevitable that he will be a little lonely in his heart.

"Wife, come, give the old man a knock. After knocking, the two of us will be two. ”

This woman doesn't cry or laugh, and she can't even speak. It seems that he is not only a fool, but also a mute. However, as long as you look pretty. And the butt is big, and I will be allowed to give birth to a male baby in the future.

The woman was so wooden, Li Bad could only drag her and knock one to the old man.

As the sun set, Li Bad brought his wife back to the broken temple, and on the day of the big day, he naturally had to eat something good. But Li Bad had no money, so he thought of a few chickens from Lao Wang's house next door, so he went to Shun one, and took another bottle of liquor by the way.

The fragrant is called flower chicken, and his wife doesn't eat a bite, Li Bad eats half of it, and leaves half for his wife.

A man not only has to love his wife, but also listens to his wife, and when he makes money in the future, he must hand it over to his wife. The wife is right, right, the wife is wrong, and she is right. Anyway, it can be any harm to others.

In front of his wife, he has to be obedient and honest. This is the rule that Li Bad set for himself before marrying his wife. Now that I have a wife, I will naturally do it.

In the dead of night, it's time for the cave to spend the night. Li Bad also jumped into the pond behind the broken temple to wash, and when he came back from washing, he saw that his wife was still lying on the bed, and he was so happy in his heart. wiped his saliva and lay down next to his wife, what made him depressed was that at a critical time, he was so nervous that he didn't know what to do.

"Li Bad, Li Bad, this is not your style. Besides, this is your wife, girl, what are you afraid of, on!"

Li Bad grabbed his wife's white and tender little hand, and his heart was rippling. A pair of evil little eyes fell on the towering chest of his wife. I didn't see it much before, but I never got my hands on it, and I don't know what it feels like to touch it.

Li Bad was just about to put his hand up, not wanting a small hand to suddenly appear and knock his hand aside. Immediately afterwards, my wife suddenly got up and spoke, "Don't touch me, go away!"

Li Bad was taken aback, isn't this a stupid and dumb mother-in-law? But now it seems that it is not at all.

Li Bad couldn't help but feel a burst of joy, he was so beautiful, he was not stupid, and he was not dumb, so he made a lot of money. It's just that the wife looks a little fierce and obedient, which should make the wife happy.

"Wife, don't be angry, it's not beautiful if you're angry. Li Bad said.

"I'm not your wife!" The woman glared at Li Bad hard, a little hairy child, she was not afraid, like a queen, and said, "Go, get me something to eat and drink!"

"Oh!" Li was so bad that he brought the half of the chicken called Hua, and brought a bowl of water. After the woman took it, she devoured it, she was so hungry, she hadn't eaten for a long time, so Li Bad looked at it, she was really distressed, "Wife, you eat slowly, no one will rob you, if it's not enough, I'll get it for you." ”

"Don't you understand people's words? I'm not your wife, my name is Liu Xiangli, I was sold here by human traffickers, if they hadn't drugged me, I would rather die than be at their mercy!" Liu Xiangli gritted her teeth, she would not let those traffickers go.