Text Chapter 10030 This is funny
Sneeze.
Sitting in the office of the president of Yongfei Company, Li Yong, who was leisurely drinking tea, suddenly sneezed.
"Brother-in-law, someone is scolding you behind your back. Han Fei said with a grin.
"Nonsense, it's someone thinking about me. Li Yongle said.
"I miss you, but if I can't see you, won't I scold you?" Han Fei asked rhetorically.
"It must be Lulu, she got angry when I went back a day or two late. Li Yong pondered. Originally, I said that I would go back in a week, but tomorrow will be a week, but the ticket is the day after tomorrow.
", my sister won't scold you? My sister is too late to be happy when she learns that you have made so much money?"
"I told my sister about giving me 23 boxes of yen to invest in building a modern high-tech pharmaceutical factory in Japan, and she was really happy. Han Fei's eyebrows fluttered and he smiled.
"It's good to be happy. Li Yong thought to himself, when he returned home, he would give her gold and dollars, and he would have to kill her. Next, Li Yong changed his words and asked, "What is Feng Yumeng's mother doing?"
"She's in charge of the construction of the pharmaceutical factory. Han Fei said: "She used to build a factory in Japan when she was a rich woman, she has experience in this area, and she is proficient in Japanese, and Yumeng also said that it is best to be responsible for her mother." ”
"Then you will hand over the company's affairs to Feng Yumeng, and hand over the construction of the pharmaceutical factory to her mother, and be a hands-off shopkeeper! In the future, you don't have to ask about the company's affairs, you are a pregnant woman, and you will raise a baby at home. Li Yong said seriously.
"What kind of baby is you going to have? What kind of baby is you bringing? Brother-in-law, don't worry about me, I'm also a cultivator, and I'm in good health. Also, my job is easy and okay now. Han Fei said happily.
At this time, Feng Yumeng walked in, looked at Li Yong, and stopped talking.
"What's the matter? Do you want to hide things from me in this company?" asked Li Yong unhappily.
"Say it!" Han Fei signaled.
Feng Yumeng then said: "Mr. Han, Junhua Distribution Company has returned all our medicines, and they want to ask us for losses, if we don't compensate, their boss Tai Wulang will sue us." ”
"They are Japanese, we are Chinese, and if we file a lawsuit in Japan, we will definitely suffer. ”
Feng Yumeng looked sad and indignant, this incident is the biggest setback the company has encountered since its opening.
Han Fei understands this matter, she didn't make much money, and she is still preparing to fight a lawsuit with Tai Wulang to make a final resistance. At this time, with the 23 billion yen given by Li Yong as a backing, she didn't want to be so troublesome. I saw her sigh and said, "If you are afraid of anything, then compensate!"
"But, Mr. Han, it's not our fault! Because of the traffic jam on the road, the truck arrived two hours late, and they said that we didn't keep our promises and returned the goods directly, which is ill-intentioned!" Feng Yumeng said angrily: "Besides, if we want to compensate Daxiao for money, we don't have so much liquidity in our company, and we can't afford it at all." ”
"What's the solution? It's that we're late. Han Fei said helplessly: "Don't worry about money, I have it." ”
"If you had drunk that glass of wine that day and given him face, maybe it wouldn't have been. Feng Yumeng sighed.
Han Fei waved his hand and motioned for Feng Yumeng to stop talking. At this point, she didn't want to continue to dwell on it.
Li Yong smiled and asked, "What's the matter?"
Feng Yumeng wanted to speak again and stopped, but as a result, she still held back.
Since Han Fei said that there is money to lose, this matter is much simpler, and she is no longer worried.
Han Fei hesitated slightly, and then smiled lightly: "Brother-in-law, this is our company's mistake, and it will be fine if we compensate 60 million yen." Brother-in-law, didn't you say that anything that can be solved with money is not a problem?"
"I'm asking, about drinking. Li Yong thinks there must be a story in this!
"It was Mr. Tai Wulang, the boss of Junhua's company, who said that if I drank a glass of wine, he would buy us an extra 10 million yen of medicine, but I didn't drink it, so he got angry and even returned the goods. Han Fei said simply.
"Is that the client you went to meet before dawn that day?" asked Li Yong.
"Hmm. Han Fei nodded.
"Honey, it's not like you can't drink, what's the matter if you have a drink?" asked Li Yong with a smile.
Han Fei sighed and did not speak. Because Han Dongtao was a heavy drinker when he was young, he was often drunk, and Han Fei was under the influence of his father, and he could also drink half a catty of liquor. Li Yong was once drunk by Han Fei, and at that time, the drunk Li Yong was still in the wrong room in a daze and almost climbed into Han Fei's bed.
Feng Yumeng couldn't hold back any longer, and said loudly: "There is a drug in that wine, Tai Wulang wants to confuse Mr. Han." ”
"Don't talk nonsense without evidence. Han Fei stopped and said, she didn't want Li Yong to know about this.
"Why is there no evidence? I saw them pour the medicine into the wine. Feng Yumeng continued: "Now, he is asking us for 60 million yen in compensation, and it is a trap to connect these things. ”
"It's disgusting that these people are bullying us young and calculating that we don't understand. ”
Li Yong's eyes were cold, and he couldn't help but clench his fists. However, he said indifferently: "It's only 60 million, if you lose it, you will lose it, it doesn't matter." In the future, just don't work with this company again. ”
"We have to learn a lesson. ”
Feng Yumeng said yes and went out. Han Fei's mood was a little bad, and in Li Yong's eyes, he was silent.
Li Yong didn't ask, just chatted about some pleasant topics and forced Han Fei to be happy.
"I'll tell you a joke! Ahem, ahem! A man who often hears gossip about his wife decides to investigate. So he lied to his wife about a business trip, pretended to pack his luggage, and left the house. ”
Li Yong preached seriously: "In the middle of the night, he went straight home. Strangely, there was a row of men standing in front of the house, and in order not to startle the snake, he decided to climb over the wall, but when he just climbed the wall, he was pulled down by a man. The man scolded, 'Do you still want ......to Gasseer?'
"Haha......" Han Fei burst out laughing all of a sudden, and blamed: "I hate it, don't talk about it." ”
"Okay! I'll tell you a different kind of thing. Listen up. Li Yong was interested, and said endlessly: "Once married, the bride farted, the scene became embarrassing, and one person said: 'The bride farts, good luck.'" After a while, two more farts were released, and the scene became awkward again, and the man said, 'The bride has two more, one on top.' After a while, she farted, and the scene became awkward again, and the man said, 'Run, the bride is going to pull!'"
Han Fei smiled, feeling that this was not as funny as the one just now.
Li Yong immediately said another one: "There is a couple who have just gotten married, and their husbands have been sent by the company to live abroad. A year later, my husband went home on leave. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple fell asleep soundly. In the middle of the night, there was a sudden knock on the door, and my husband jumped up from his sleep and exclaimed, 'Oh no, your husband is back.' The wife muttered, 'No way, he's in a foreign country.' Then they both covered their mouths and looked at each other in shock. ”
"Haha, that's funny. Han Fei laughed.
"So you like to hear that. Li Yong finally understood, he had a lot of jokes in his stomach, and then, he told Han Fei endlessly.
There are some jokes that Han Fei has heard or read, but he doesn't laugh very much. As soon as she said something that Han Fei had never heard, she would laugh and stagger. crookedly, he crooked into Li Yong's arms, and still pinched and scratched Li Yong. Only then did Li Yong realize that jokes not only make people laugh, but also make people crazy.
Han Fei laughed as if he was going crazy, and his little hands tore his shirt.
It wasn't until the door was pushed open and Bao Yu and Meixi Shuoshuo walked in together that Han Fei didn't let Li Yong speak.
A few people chatted for a while, and it was time to get off work.
After returning home together, after having dinner, when Han Fei entered the cultivation, Li Yong came downstairs, did not alarm others, only knocked on the door of Feng Yumeng.
"Who. Feng Yumeng asked.
"Me. Li Yong spoke up.
"Who? Who?" Feng Qingqing and Feng Yumeng shared the same room and bed, and she asked Feng Yumeng softly.
"It's Brother Yong. Feng Yumeng said to Feng Qingqing while getting out of bed and getting dressed and preparing to open the door.
Feng Qingqing was taken aback, followed by a burst of joy: "He came to you at this time, could it be that he took a fancy to you? However, Li Yong is also excellent, and it is not bad for you to follow him, so far he will not treat us badly. But what should I do if he comes here at this time?"
"Mom, what are you guessing nonsense?" Feng Yumeng blushed with shame, and after getting dressed, he hurriedly went to open the door.
After Feng Qingqing looked around, she suddenly got into the closet, she didn't want to disturb Li Yong and Feng Yumeng's interest.
The door opened, and Feng Yumeng asked uneasily, "Brother Yong, what are you looking for me?"
Li Yong saw that Feng Yumeng was wearing a thick velvet pajamas, so he ordered: "Put it on, I'll wait for you in the living room." ”
Sitting in this living room, Li Yong poured himself a cup of tea and drank it slowly.
In this quiet night, he could hear the sound of Han Fei and Bao Yu cultivating, and he could also hear the sound of his neighbor's sleeping breathing. Among these sounds, there was a particularly ecstatic moan, and you didn't need to look at Li Yong to know that it was the nanny Sai Bingmei, who was once again alone in the stimulation of adult toys.
Not long after, Feng Qingqing walked in front of Li Yong after Feng Yumeng's instructions.
She was a little shy and nervous, and she also followed her mother and saw Li Yong as a bad man who teased her beauty.
However, Li Yong asked, "Did that Tai Wulang of Junhua really drugged Han Fei's wine?"
Slightly surprised, Feng Yumeng still answered truthfully: "Really." ”
"You take me to find this Taigolang. "Dare to drug Han Fei, Li Yong will not let go of this old Japanese man.
"But I don't know where he lives. "It's hard to dream of sealing the rain.
"You are stupid, call him and say that Fei Fei wants to see him and wants to talk to him again. Li Yong commanded.
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