7. Chapter 7
"This guy...... Is it a pervert?"
Feng Chengcheng's mouth was wide open and he could stuff an egg, and looked at Lin Fan who was standing upside down on the screen in disbelief. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw that every three minutes, Lin Fan would put on one finger again to support the handstand, and all ten fingers would take turns again, and half an hour had passed.
But there was not a trace of hardship on his face, not even a drop of sweat dropped!
Then, Lin Fan went to bed and got into the quilt, only to see the quilt churning unevenly for a while, and one by one the clothes were thrown out of the quilt by Lin Fan.
In the end, Lin Fan carefully stuffed his little yellow pants printed with SpongeBob SquarePants under the pillow and fell asleep......
"How could he just be asleep? This stinky bastard didn't even take off his pants...... It's unreasonable!" Feng Chengcheng said unwillingly.
"Maybe we really misunderstood him, okay, let's sleep. Su Yanyu felt a little apologetic in his heart.
"Oh! Sister Yanyu, this guy is definitely not as innocent as he imagined, it is estimated that he is tired today, so there is nothing like that, don't worry, sooner or later I will catch his incriminating evidence, hum!"
Feng Chengcheng pouted angrily, compared his middle finger to Lin Fan on the screen, reluctantly put away the notebook, and immediately got into Su Yanyu's bed.
"Feng Chengcheng, what are you doing with me?"
"People are like Sister Yanyu, I want to sleep with you. ”
"But...... What are you touching my chest for?"
"That...... People just want to compare the size with Sister Yanyu, wow! Sister Yanyu, you are so big......"
Su Yanyu couldn't cry or laugh!
……
Early the next morning!
Lin Fan's tightly closed eyes suddenly opened, flashing a dazzling edge, like a sharp sword, and the hairs on his body suddenly stood up, and he immediately entered a state of alert.
Soon, Lin Fan looked at the surrounding environment, patted his forehead depressedly, and said: "Fainted, now that I have returned to China, I am no longer in the dark world, it seems that this post-war syndrome will not be cured for a while." ”
Lin Fan jumped up with a carp easily, moved his body, and immediately heard a "crackling" sound of bones on his body.
"I don't know if the two women woke up. Lin Fan chuckled.
Thinking of the two beauties, one big and one small, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, although he lost his identity as a driver, but Lin Fan really enjoyed this peaceful life.
Lin Fan glanced at the direction of the corner, which was where Feng Chengcheng installed the camera, with Lin Fan's strength, how could this little trick escape his detection, what he did last night was just deliberate.
Then he pushed the door open and walked out of the bedroom, washed up and made a delicious breakfast.
Soon, two beautiful women, one big and one small, yawned and walked out of the bedroom unkempt, and after washing up, they came to the dining room.
"Sister Yanyu, I'm so hungry, what are we going to eat for breakfast?" Feng Chengcheng touched his flat stomach and said flatly.
After returning to China yesterday, Su Yanyu didn't eat, it can be said that she was full of anger by Lin Fan, and now she is indeed a little hungry, and just about to speak, a charming fragrance wafted into her nose.
"Huh, what kind of smell is this, how can it be so fragrant?" Feng Chengcheng was like a fishy kitten, his round little nose sniffed around, and hurriedly ran to the table, exclaiming: "Sister Yanyu, look, there is a bowl of beef noodles here." ”
Su Yanyu walked over and saw the beef noodles, and couldn't help frowning.
There were only the two sisters and Lin Fan in the villa, she and Feng Chengcheng had just gotten up, and it was obvious that this beef noodle was made by Lin Fan!
"Sister Yanyu, this must be Lin Fan's stinky bastard who made it for himself, while he is not there, let's give him a meal, hmph! Feng Chengcheng pouted and said.
Su Yanyu originally wanted to refuse, but his stomach was "purring", and after hesitating, he said, "Okay! Cheng Cheng, you go to the kitchen and get another pair of chopsticks." ”
"Okay!" Feng Chengcheng excitedly ran into the kitchen to bring the dishes and chopsticks, and divided a bowl of beef noodles into two portions.
"Huh, it tastes so good, I didn't expect this stinky bastard's cooking skills to be so good. Feng Chengcheng praised while eating, looking satisfied.
"It's really good. Su Yanyu also nodded in agreement.
At this time, Lin Fan was walking out of the bathroom with his pants up.
After seeing Lin Fan, Feng Chengcheng hurriedly stuffed all the noodles into his mouth as if he was worried that Lin Fan would snatch the beef noodles, and his mouth bulged like a cute frog.
"This is my face. Lin Fan said depressedly.
"How can you prove that this is your face, write your name or your last name? Anyway, Miss Ben has finished eating, what can you do with me?"
Feng Chengcheng raised his head proudly, and smiled secretly in his heart to let you offend Miss Ben, this is the end.
"I said two beauties, if you want to eat beef noodles, just tell me, it's a big deal I'll make you another one, the taste of this beef noodles...... You're still used to eating......" Lin Fan asked inwardly.
"It tastes good...... Wait, what do you mean, what do you mean by the habit of eating?" Feng Chengcheng asked, staring at a pair of eyes full of doubt.
Su Yanyu also felt that Lin Fan's words sounded weird, and said in a deep voice: "What's wrong with this bowl of beef noodles?"
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that the beef in it was found in the refrigerator, it seems to have expired, and I went to the toilet when I was making noodles, and I forgot to wash my hands when I came back...... The water used to make noodles is also indirectly from my hygiene, so it should be very clean, right?"
"Oh, yes, there were no vegetables left at home, so I pulled a stick of grass in the courtyard of the villa and put it inside. Lin Fan blinked, with a harmless expression on his face.
As soon as these words came out, Su Yanyu and Feng Chengcheng's faces turned iron blue!
"Scoundrel bastard, Miss Ben fought with you...... ...... vomit" Feng Chengcheng squeezed his powder fist and shouted, before he could make a move, he retched, covered his mouth and ran towards the bathroom.
Lin Fan glanced at Su Yanyu, who was sitting like a mountain, and said with a smile: "It's still the boss of my family, and he is used to eating anything, admire and admire!"
Vomit~
It's good that Lin Fan didn't say this, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Su Yanyu thought of Lin Fan's noodle-making process, and almost spit out all the beef noodles he ate in his mouth.
"Lin Fan, you wait for me!" Su Yanyu shouted coldly, and immediately got up and ran to the bathroom.
Looking at the embarrassed appearance of the two beauties, Lin Fan couldn't help but feel funny, little look, fight with me, you are still tender.
Then, Lin Fan walked into the kitchen, brought out a bowl of beef noodles that were exactly the same as Su Yanyu's two daughters, and ate them with relish.
As for the noodle making process that Lin Fan said, he deliberately teased Su Yanyu and Feng Chengcheng to play.
Almost ten minutes later, Su Yanyu and Feng Chengcheng helped each other and walked out of the bathroom, their faces were very pale, it seemed that what had just happened made the two girls disgusting.
The cold eyes of the two girls were firmly fixed on Lin Fan's body, if the eyes could kill, it was estimated that Lin Fan could be killed by the two women a hundred times in an instant!
"Okay, stinky bastard, you dare to hide the clean beef noodles by yourself and give us the dirty ones to eat!" Feng Chengcheng pointed at Lin Fan angrily and said coldly.
"You see I'm so simple, how could I do that kind of thing! My bowl of beef noodles is obviously made in the same pot as your bowl. ”
Lin Fan "hulala" and ate the beef noodles with soup and noodles, and said with a gritty grit: "Hey, I didn't play well this time, I haven't cooked for a long time, and my skills have decreased a lot." ”
Feng Chengcheng rolled his eyes, this stinky bastard is so narcissistic, such a delicious noodle is even said to have lowered his skills? If you play normally, how can the top chefs of the family live!
Su Yanyu caught the suspicion in Lin Fan's words and asked, "Since it is from one pot, then your bowl of beef noodles ......?"
Lin Fan bared his teeth, and a piece of meat scrap stuffed between his teeth was accurately spit into the trash can a few meters away, and said with a smile: "What's the matter." ”
Now, Su Yanyu and Feng Chengcheng understood that they were tricked by Lin Fan!
The angry breasts of the two women fell together like waves, especially Feng Chengcheng, who was a childish face, it was called a spectacular!
Looking at Lin Fan's appearance that it was none of my business, the two girls were completely angry, if there was a dung ditch behind Lin Fan, the two girls would definitely kick him in mercilessly!
Su Yanyu resisted the impulse and said coldly: "Lin Fan, you give me a serious seat and sit down! Although my father let you live here, but now, I have to talk to you about the rules of living!"