Text Chapter 1095 There's a fart
Listening to the endless talk of Zerimier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi, Zheng Zheng agreed with 'uh-huh', but he was unmoved. She prayed silently, hoping that Cangkong Jing would soon regain her strength so that she could be taken out of the boat and escape from the terrible trap that Li Yong had carefully designed.
She felt that the air in the boat was very oppressive, and she couldn't breathe.
The people here are so fake, fake like another world. In this false world, she also had to show a fake smile, laughing so much that her face was numb, and the scars on her face were itching.
She knew she was disfigured and ugly, and she thought she must be even uglier laughing now.
She was tempted to find a cloth to cover her face, like the legendary Masked Woman.
Suddenly the engine went off, and the sudden sound disappeared, only the sea breeze whistling in my ears.
The boat suddenly lost power and slowed down. Zerimier, Gubusi, and Fujino Kiyoshi's praise for Li Yong came to an abrupt end, and they all raised their heads and looked at Li Yong.
The cabin was very quiet for a moment. This made Zheng Zheng feel that it felt good to be quiet.
Silence is the most real, at least not false.
"Brother Yong, what's going on?" Zerimier leaned on the partition between the cabin and the wheelhouse, and asked Li Yong.
Li Yongzheng looked confused, and he didn't know what was going on.
Could it be that the engine is broken? Li Yong replied while thinking: "I don't know, let me see." ”
He could see through the inside of the engine, he could see every gear and screw, and he could see the oil circuit and pistons, but he didn't know how the engine worked, and he couldn't see what the problem was.
Suddenly found that the battery was already full, so he used the battery to ignite, but it didn't go off, again and again, it just didn't go off. What's going on? What's wrong?
Li Yong didn't continue, because he felt that electricity had a more important use, and it couldn't all be wasted.
It's better to use a mechanical one, and then, Li Yong pulled the belt with his hands, and the engine that rang as soon as he pulled it didn't make a sound this time. Even if you pull the skin off, it won't make a sound.
Seeing that Li Yong didn't react for a long time, Zerimier asked, "Brother Yong, is there no gas?"
Li Yong immediately looked through the fuel tank, and immediately found that it was empty, dry like a quilt in the sun. If we compare the fuel tank to a human stomach, it can be said that there is not even a grain of rice and half a vegetable leaf in it.
If the oil circuit is compared to the human intestines, it is so clean that there is not even undigested food, not even feces and urine, not even a fart. Oil is the life of the engine, how can the engine work without oil?
Thinking about the fact that in order to reduce the weight of the boat just now, the oil drum and oil were still in the sea, Li Yong regretted it and sat down. He looks to the west, and the mainland is still far away, what can he do?
"Brother Yong, what's going on?" Zerimir asked again.
"It's out of gas. Li Yong smiled bitterly. He was frustrated, he hadn't even looked through the fuel tank when he was looking for a problem. Such a simple problem was only discovered under Zelimi's reminder.
"Out of gas?"
They look at me, I look at you, their faces full of helplessness and frustration.
"Can't go back, are we going to spend the night at sea?" asked Kiyoshi Fujino, breaking the silence.
"It's so cold! will we freeze to death!" Gu Busi crossed his arms around his shoulders with a sad expression.
"Where are we going?" said Zerimir, worried. The anchor on the boat was all left by them, and now that the boat lost power, it would drift with the waves, and it was not under their control at all.
Li Yong looked through the sea, and the sea here was too deep for him to see, and he estimated that it would be at least more than 500 meters deep.
Zheng Zheng looked at their worries and nervousness, and he also showed an anxious look on the surface, but he gloated in his heart. She hoped that they would never return to China, and that it would be better for them to die in shipwreck at sea.
Especially Li Yong, if she doesn't die, she is always worried that Li Yong will snatch her treasure again.
As for her own safety, she was not at all worried. Because she is waiting for the Sky Mirror to recover, and when the Sky Mirror regains its strength, it will be easy to take her out of here. She wants to return to Taiwan to take revenge.
At this time, Li Yong walked into the cabin, showing an indifferent look, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, as long as the boat doesn't leak, as long as we don't encounter a typhoon unlucky, we won't be in danger anymore." ”
"The water is not leaky, but the typhoon ......" They looked up at the dense dark clouds and gusting winds, and they couldn't help but feel worried. The boat they were riding in was only 10 meters long, and it really looked like a small leaf in a typhoon.
"Let's eat first, then sleep, and maybe when we wake up, the boat will be on the shore." ”
Li Yong's optimism immediately infected Zerimier, Gubu, Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi. The frustration and helplessness of the three women were swept away, especially when they thought of sleeping, they couldn't help but smile with joy.
At this time, a discordant voice suddenly sounded.
"Eat? "Zheng Zheng was already hungry.
She had searched the whole boat just now, and there was not even a loaf of bread. She didn't know that in order to reduce the weight of the ship, Zerimir and the others had still put all the food bags in the sea, and the ship was clean and there was no clutter at all.
Zheng Zheng clearly saw that there were some low-lying places, and there was still seawater remaining, and he couldn't sleep at all: "I see, I can only stand all night hungry." ”
"Brother Yong has food. Zerimiel said with a smile.
"Brother Yong has a quilt. Kiyoshi Fujino also said.
"Yes, Brother Yong has everything. Gu Bu Sisi said with a serious face.
Zheng Zheng plucked up his courage and courage, pursed his lips, squinted his Danfeng eyes, and looked at Li Yong from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top, and then a sentence popped out from between his teeth: "There is a fart." ”
At this moment, Zheng Zheng felt that Zerimier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Qing were three brain-dead goods. Worshipping Li Yong to the extent of losing himself, this is poisoning! The invisible poisonous gas is so smoked that Zheng Zheng does not dare to breathe.
When the three daughters of Zerimier heard Zheng Zheng's impolite words, they all frowned slightly, and their expressions were slightly displeased.
Li Yong is their man, they can't see other women, and they don't respect their own men.
Their good impression of Zheng Zhengsheng just now is gradually disappearing.
They felt that this Zheng family's concubine might be an impostor.
"Poof. Just when they were thinking about each other and looking at each other unpleasantly, a stinky fart suddenly sounded without warning, and dragged a continuous tail note, high and bottom, soothing and slow, with the taste of passion flying, the waves were boundless and bottomless, just like the last high tide part of bel canto singing.
Li Yong twisted his buttocks and praised Zheng Zheng with a smile: "You guessed accurately." God. ”
Guess right, God. What does that mean?
Zerimier Kobusi and Fujino Kiyoshi didn't understand it at all, but when they came back to it, they immediately burst into laughter. The laughter immediately overshadowed the fart that Li Yong deliberately released.
Zheng Zheng said, 'There is a fart', Li Yong deliberately farted, this kind of cooperation is really seamless.
Only Zheng Zheng still had that expression, and it could be seen that she was holding her breath and trying to restrain herself, and her face was red.
"Laugh when you want to, don't hold back. Li Yongle said: "According to the research of some experts and scholars, holding back laughter is the same as holding urine, which is not good for the body. Brother is happy, and you have to laugh heartily. ”
Zheng Zheng snorted coldly and turned his back. She felt that Li Yong was really annoying, and she gritted her teeth with hatred.
"Brother Yong, don't be funny, let's hurry up and eat!" Zerimier's three daughters surrounded Li Yong. After an afternoon of physical exertion, they were all hungry. Especially Gu Bu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi, they didn't make a lot of contributions.
Li Yong first took out a large box from the space bracelet, the top of the box was flat, wrapped with a layer of cowhide, the stitches on the edges were tight, with beautiful patterns, it looked very delicate and could be used as a table.
As soon as the box came out, the boat suddenly sank a little, as if the box was very heavy and heavy.
But no one paid special attention, they didn't know that the box contained something, and they all thought it was empty.
Next, Li Yong took out the food and water and placed them all on the box.
There are phoenix feet, pig's trotters, dried fish, and all kinds of canned food, and the most common of them is bread, which has been sitting in the space bracelet for days, still as fresh as fresh from the pan, and still steaming.
As soon as he smelled the aroma of bread, Zheng Zheng took a hard breath and felt that it was really a wonderful taste.
Then she turned her head and was immediately shocked by the scene in front of her.
She couldn't have imagined that there would be so many delicious foods, especially those dried whales, which were her favorite food.
What shocked her the most was that there was no place on the box, and Li Yong's palm, as if by magic, was still constantly appearing new food, and every time it appeared, Li Yong was still on the box at will.
Zerimier Gubusi and Fujino Kiyomasa surrounded Li Yong, reaching out to catch it, while constantly screaming.
"Wow. I love it. I love this too. I love all of them. ”
"Ahh It's delicious. ”
"I can't put it down, it's all falling to the ground, Brother Yong, don't want it, I can't finish eating. ”
Zheng Zheng looked at it in a daze for a while, and finally couldn't help but walk over. She was too close to get too close, so she had to stand on the periphery and crane her neck to look. She wanted to eat a packet of dried whales, but she was too embarrassed to take it.
Watching Zerimi Gubu Silk and Fujino Kiyojin eat with relish, her mouth watered and her stomach growled.
Growing so big, she had never noticed that the feeling of hunger was so painful.
She was envious and jealous, she gritted her teeth and wanted to grab all the food.
She wanted to eat enough happily, and finally give away what she couldn't eat.
She had many, many ideas, but none of them could be realized