068 do me a favor
"Ximenyu, how can you be like this?"
"Okay, I'll not do it next time, I promise you!" Ximenyu said!, it was very annoying to be desperately found by the teacher.
"I don't want to talk to you about this now!" Qin Bing took out the crumpled prescription and said, "What's going on?"
"Well, this is the prescription I gave you!, I diagnosed you with dysmenorrhea, but there are many causes of dysmenorrhea, I can't diagnose you in detail, you don't cooperate yourself, so I prescribed a prescription for a wide range of dysmenorrhea. No matter what kind of cause you cause, at least it can give you relief for three or two years!" Ximenyu said.
Qin Bing was taken aback, similar to what the old doctor said, and hurriedly asked, "Is this prescription really prescribed by you?"
"It's more real than Teacher Qin's people!"
"Don't be hippie with me, be serious!" Qin Bing said seriously.
"Okay, then be serious, really!, as for whether you believe it or not, it's your business!"
"Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" Qin Bing asked suspiciously.
"Sure, why are you so wordy! Do you want me to swear to God!"
"It's not that I'm wordy, it's that I can't accept what you say!. I went to find an old Chinese medicine doctor, he had treated my disease before, but it didn't work, he looked at your prescription, he said, this is prescribed by a master!, without seventy or eighty years of experience, it is impossible to prescribe it!" Qin Bing looked at Ximenyu's eyes, as if he wanted to see Ximenyu through!.
"Hehehe, he has vision!" Ximenyu smiled! .
"What do you mean? So, he's right, do you know a master? I want to ask you something!" Qin Bing said.
"What's the matter?"
"Can you do me a favor and let that master help me make a detailed diagnosis!"
"Superior?, which master?"
"It's the one you know!"
"Teacher Qin, it seems that you don't understand what I mean, I am the one who opened this formula, and the person who wrote this recipe is also me, the master you said, he is me!, do you understand now?"
"Ah!, you?, you are the master?, but, the old doctor said, at least seventy or eighty years old!"
"Teacher Qin, do I look like I'm seventy or eighty years old, hahaha!"
"How can you be so powerful?" Qin Bing asked in horror.
"Why can't you be so powerful!, I'm a genius, can't I? Okay, don't worry about this!"
The pro stretched out his wrist suspiciously, "Then you can help me take a closer look?" and took the initiative to let Ximenyu take the pulse.
Ximenyu coughed, Qin Bing gave him a blank look, and let go of the stool, "I'll sit for you!"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Ximenyu sat down, his fingers on Qin Bing's pulse!
"Wow, Mr. Qin's hands are so tender and slippery!" Ximen Yu secretly exclaimed in his heart! .
"Okay, I'm going to ask a few questions, and you have to answer them truthfully!" Ximenyu said.
"Okay, you say!" Qin Bing nodded.
"When did it start hurting?"
Qin Bing blushed and said, "I had a menstrual period for the first time at the age of thirteen, and my period began!"
Ximen Yu is dark, Teacher Qin started the month at the age of thirteen, menstruation, Ha Luha, as if he knew a secret.
"How long does it hurt?"
"In the past, it would hurt for a few months, and the pain was not particularly strong, occasionally it would be a little stronger!, in the last six months, when I came to that every month, it would be very painful, the most intense one, and I fainted in pain!"
"Hmm!"
"Will you have nausea, vomiting, headache or diarrhea?" asked Ximenyu again.
"No!, it's just a pain in that place!"
"How much does your blood usually flow when your relatives come?"
"Uh, relatives, what relatives?" Qin Bing didn't react.
"Doesn't Teacher Qin know what kind of relatives Aunt Lu Dao is?"
Qin Bingqiao's face flushed and glared at him, "Does this question have anything to do with illness?"
"You can also think that it is irrelevant, if you are not afraid that my diagnosis will deviate!"
"Hmph! a little more than the average person!"
"Is there anything unusual about the bleeding?"
Qin Bing glared at him again, blushing and said, "No!"
"Well, how long does it take for your period to be clean?"
Qin Bing was furious, "Ximenyu, did you mean it?"
"I'm Khan, Teacher Qin, I need to see a doctor!" Ximen Yu hurriedly shouted wronged.
"About eight days!" Qin Bing replied, she was very skeptical that Ximenyu was asking these questions on purpose.
Ximenyu asked again, "When was the first time you lived with your surname?"
"Bang!" Qin Bing slapped the table, "Ximenyu, I've put up with you for a long time!"
As soon as such a question came out, it really Mr. Qin Bing! .
"Teacher Qin, stop your anger, I'm treating you, you have to answer, the first time was when you were old, how many times did you live every month!"
Qin Bing glared at Ximenyu, as if he was going to eat him.
"Okay, okay, you don't have to answer, I can see the pulse, you are still there!"
Qin Bing's face was flushed with shame!.
Ximenyu coughed and said, "Teacher Qin, my condition is almost clear!, there are two ways to treat you!"
"Those two ways?"
"One is to take medicine, and then with acupuncture, and the other is not to take medicine!, which one do you choose?"
"Of course I don't take medicine!" Qin Bing said, she was already afraid of taking medicine.
"Well, the way not to take medicine is for you to break it, and then, only if you live a normal life, slowly, it will be completely good!. You've been here until now, that's why you've been in pain. In short, the sooner you live a normal life, the sooner you ......!"
"Smack!" a resounding slap in the face.
"Shame on you!"
"Alas, it seems that you still have to take medicine!" Ximenyu said helplessly, he was slapped in vain, it was really a tragedy, how could a patient beat a doctor.
Ximenyu picked up the pen and paper on the table, reopened a prescription, and said, "You go and grab the medicine yourself, one dose a day, remember not to drink too much, it is best after breakfast!." Then, if you want to completely cure it, you still need to cooperate with acupuncture!, but I still want to make it clear first, lest you hit me again, acupuncture, you need to take off your whole body clothes!"
Qin Bing said directly: "I don't need acupuncture!"
Ximen Yu secretly said that it was a pity, if he could give Teacher Qin acupuncture, how good it would be!
"Hehe, that's up to you, it doesn't matter if it's cured or not anyway, as long as you live a life with a surname, it will naturally be fine......!"
Qin Bing immediately cast a cold look, "You're endless, aren't you?"
"Okay, I'm not going to mention it!
"Okay, there's nothing else to do, you can go back to class!" Qin Bing said, putting the recipe away.