Fang Shaoyang first sent Lin Wanqing home, and then he came outside with Heipi, and the two of them stood under the big tree on the side of the road, the night in the suburbs was very quiet, and there was no one.

"Tell me, what are you going to tell me? First of all, I'm not interested in men. Fang Shaoyang felt that it was necessary to make it clear first, what if this guy saw that he was handsome and dashing, and he fell in love with himself?

Heipi suddenly said embarrassedly: "Boss, I just... It's just..."

"It's what, how do you look like a...... You're not trying to sue me, you're actually a woman, right?" Fang Shaoyang was suddenly startled, and suddenly retreated three or four meters away, looking at the black skin vigilantly.

If this guy is a woman, and he likes himself, oh my God~ Then I'd better find a piece of tofu and kill him.

The black skin was full of black lines, and finally mustered up the courage to say: "Boss, I want you to teach me kung fu!"

"Ah, teach kung fu, that's what you're going to say?" Fang Shaoyang asked with a slight startle.

"Yes, boss, you're so good, teach me some kung fu!" said Blackskin, nodding excitedly.

"Oh~ It's okay, that's it. Fang Shaoyang breathed a sigh of relief and said very easily.

Heipi was suddenly overjoyed, looking at Fang Shaoyang's appearance, it seemed that teaching himself kung fu was not a big deal, that is, he could promise himself?

Heipi has been reading villain books since he was a child, what is the Legend of the Condor Heroes, Tianlong Babu, and Smiling Proud Jianghu, and he admires the kung fu that can fly around and shoot a wall with a palm.

It is precisely because of this that he envies the life in the rivers and lakes, so he also embarked on a path that he thinks is similar to the rivers and lakes, ****!

In ****, he can do whatever he wants, just like in the rivers and lakes, what he believes in here is also strength.

He had seen a lot of powerful people, but he felt that those people were just more powerful than him, and it was not a big deal.

But today, when he saw Fang Shaoyang use a few coins to flick a few steel knives in his hand, he was really shocked! Kung Fu, this is definitely kung fu! This is the real master!

So he decided to ask Fang Shaoyang to teach him kung fu no matter what!

"Boss, did you promise me?" asked Heipi excitedly.

"No, who said I promised you. Fang Shaoyang asked in surprise.

"Huh?" Heipi's face was suddenly full of disappointment, and he said anxiously: "But boss, the way you looked just now seems to be about to promise me." ”

"Oh, it's really simple, don't think about it, I will never agree. Fang Shaoyang said very seriously.

"Why, boss, I am sincere to you, even if the sea is dry and rotten, I will not leave you. Heipi said very aggrieved.

Belch...... Why does this sound awkward.

Fang Shaoyang was uncomfortable when he was said, shook his head and said, "The exercises I have cultivated cannot be passed on, so I can't teach you." ”

"Then can I join your sect?" asked the black skin unwillingly.

Fang Shaoyang still shook his head and said, "No, your qualifications are too poor." ”

Heipi was suddenly shocked, sighed and said, "Alas, it seems that I have nothing to do with kung fu in my life." ”

"Boss, I'm sorry to disturb your rest, I'm leaving~" The black skin turned around in despair, walking alone in the dark, his heart was darker than the sky at this time.

"Kung Fu can't teach you, but it can teach you some self-defense skills for three-legged cats. Fang Shaoyang said casually.

When Heipi, who was already hopeless, heard this, he immediately jumped up, rushed to Fang Shaoyang's side and said excitedly: "Boss, are you serious! What self-defense techniques are you going to teach me?"

Fang Shaoyang thought for a while and said, "Seeing that you are quite agile, I will teach you something about pace." ”

"Can you fly off the wall?" asked Blackskin excitedly.

Fang Shaoyang nodded and said, "No problem, as long as you practice well, flying eaves and walking on the wall is just a piece of cake." ”

"I love you, boss, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you!" Blackskin suddenly exclaimed excitedly.

"Uh......"

Fang Shaoyang kicked on the black skin's face, then turned around and went home, waving his hand without waving his head and saying, "Okay, you can go back, and I'll teach you when I'm in a good mood." ”

There was a shoe print on the black leather face, and the face was full of misery.

"Boss ~ I was wrong ~ "

Fang Shaoyang returned home and found that Lin Wanqing was in her mother's house, and Fang Shaoyang knew what she was thinking when her mind moved.

Today, they are all watching the affairs of Ding Qing and Aunt Liu's mother and daughter, she must be thinking about her mother, Fang Shaoyang tiptoed into the room and hugged Lin Wanqing from behind.

"Ah~"

Lin Wanqing snorted softly, and when she saw Fang Shaoyang, there was a smile on the corner of her mouth, and she complained: "Why are you like a little mouse, always appearing quietly." ”

"Wife, it's not right for you to say that. Fang Shaoyang shook his head solemnly.

Lin Wanqing asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

Fang Shaoyang said: "You say that I am a mouse, and you are my wife, don't you mean that you are a mother mouse? ”

"It's just that you're crooked. Lin Wanqing was amused by Fang Shaoyang.

Fang Shaoyang smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, wife, I will definitely cure my aunt, you are also tired for a day, go and rest early." ”

Lin Wanqing nodded, her little face full of happiness.

When the two returned to the room, Fang Shaoyang suddenly remembered something and asked, "Wife, do you know how to dance?"

Lin Wanqing didn't know why Fang Shaoyang asked this, so she nodded and said, "I learned some when I was in school, but I only danced at the school dance, there are many kinds of dances, what do you want to ask?"

Fang Shaoyang groaned, "Wife, do you know how to dance?"

Lin Wanqing's face changed suddenly, and she said very angrily: "What do you think of me, let me dance that kind of thing?"

Fang Shaoyang was taken aback suddenly, isn't it just dancing, why did his wife react so much? Hurriedly explained: "Wife, don't be angry, blame that fat man, saying that striptease is very good-looking, I didn't think of it, so I remembered to ask you." ”

Lin Wanqing was quite angry at first, but after thinking about it, she understood that Fang Shaoyang was not the kind of person with a very bad mind, he must not know what striptease was, his mind was very simple.

He glanced at him angrily and said, "Don't go to see that kind of thing in the future!"

"Oh~" Fang Shaoyang agreed very aggrievedly, he was still more interested in striptease, and couldn't help but ask: "Is that kind of thing bad?"

Lin Wanqing said firmly: "That's right, that's not a good thing." ”

"Oh, I see. Fang Shaoyang agreed very aggrievedly.