Li Yong took a sip of tea and said leisurely: "Mom, I'm serious. I am your referee, please rest assured, I will make the final judgment fairly, justly, openly and seriously, one of you is my mother, the other is my father, you are my elders, but also my family, I will never be partial. ”

"Phew. Han Dongtao was so angry that he accidentally sprayed Sun Xiaomei in the face.

Sun Xiaomei was angry, and she was going to teach Li Yong a lesson with words, but because Han Dongtao scolded her, she immediately forgot about Li Yong's wilting, and shouted at Han Dongtao instead: "You let go of the old lady." ”

Han Dongtao was stunned for a moment, and found that Sun Xiaomei's anger was still so strong, so he was not to be outdone: "You let go first." ”

Because at this time, whoever lets go first will be weak, which is equivalent to being pressed by the other party.

This is no different from directly admitting defeat.

"Will you let go?" Sun Xiaomei pulled hard, tearing Han Dongtao's suit.

This strength made Han Dongtao realize that he was still not his wife's opponent.

However, as a man, even if he is not an opponent, he cannot show weakness.

"Don't let go. "Han Dongtao died to save face and suffer the crime.

"Let it go. Sun Xiaomei pulled again, almost tearing Han Dongtao's suit to pieces.

Now Han Dongtao was scared, timid, and retreated, such a good suit was torn off, and if it continued like this, the clothes on his body would have to be ripped off by Sun Xiaomei, after thinking about it, he finally reluctantly let go of his hand.

As soon as Han Dongtao let go, Sun Xiaomei immediately showed a victorious smile, then pointed at Han Dongtao and said with a triumphant smile: "If you lose, give me all the money, and listen to me in the future." ”

"I didn't lose. Han Dongtao shouted angrily.

"Then try again?" Sun Xiaomei said provocatively.

"Who is afraid of whom!" Han Dongtao said strongly.

In this way, the two fought together again.

This time it was even more intense than just now, because Li Yong was present, and there was no way to fake it.

Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei, and Sun Xiaomei also waved his fist to greet him.

Han Dongtao kicked at Sun Xiaomei, and Sun Xiaomei also raised her leg and kicked back.

Neither has received special martial arts training and is a layman. Although the strength is greater, the reaction speed is faster, and the fight is more exciting, but it is still the same as an ordinary Zhuang marrying a man fighting.

There is no order, kicking and punching indiscriminately, and I don't know where the key point of the human body is.

It's all about brute force, and it's all about winning with great force.

Compared with Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei, Han Dongtao's strength is obviously weaker.

Seeing that Han Dongtao was about to lose, Li Yong reminded in a timely manner: "Dad, your horse steps must be steady, and your punches must be ruthless, if you can't beat my mother, you will also force my mother @ to retreat; ”

Han Dongtao listened to Li Yong's instructions, and really stood firm, swung a few punches, and forced Sun Xiaomei back, and gradually had the momentum of turning defeat into victory. Han Dongtao was overjoyed, and couldn't help but swing his fists more and more desperately.

At this time, he no longer retained his strength, and went all out to fight Sun Xiaomei.

Sun Xiaomei was forced to retreat, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Xiao Yong, how can you point him out? ”

Han Dongtao smiled proudly: "It's still Xiao Yong to kiss me." Good son-in-law, teach me to defeat your mother. ”

Li Yong said lightly: "Mom, your strength is greater than my dad's, what are you afraid of my dad's fists? You don't have to dodge at all, fight back directly, and use your strength to defeat my dad." ”

Sun Xiaomei really stopped dodging, and hit Han Dongtao's fist with two punches, directly knocking Han Dongtao back again and again, and almost tripped over the broken wooden chair on the ground.

Han Dongtao couldn't get complacent anymore, and said bitterly: "Xiao Yong, you can't stab you twice!"

"Dad, you're stupid enough. Your strength is not as good as my mother's, but you can dodge! Don't just attack and fight, not only will it consume your strength, but you will not take advantage of it. You dodge, you pay attention to my mother's punches, and you defend my mother's long legs. Dad, as long as you dodge well, there is still a possibility of turning defeat into victory. ”

Li Yong is like this, when he sees Sun Xiaomei falling into the downwind, he points out Sun Xiaomei, and when he sees Han Dongtao falling into the downwind, he points out Han Dongtao again. Always keep them evenly matched.

It is said that only men and women who are evenly matched can form a marriage and family that can be long-lasting.

It seems that it is true, even if it starts, it will be long-term.

At this time, Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei finally understood that Li Yong was taking this opportunity to teach them martial arts!

It's just that Li Yong taught them martial arts, what did he do?

Do you want them to fight more intensely and bloodier the next time they fight?

Now, Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei in the face, swelling half of Sun Xiaomei's face.

Sun Xiaomei was ruthless and kicked Han Dongtao's lower yin, Han Dongtao couldn't dodge and was kicked in the thigh, limping in pain, dodging, and becoming more and more unstrained.

However, Han Dongtao was reluctant to support it.

However, it is clear that he will not be able to support it for long. As long as Sun Xiaomei is ruthless again, he may be finished.

At this time, Li Yong was still sitting on the sofa, drinking tea and watching at the same time, as if watching a movie.

Do you really want to watch them fight to the death, beat them until their heads are broken, they fall to the ground, and vomit blood?

Of course, Li Yong did not wilt to this extent.

Seeing that Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei didn't seem to be able to fight, Li Yong said: "Dad, Mom, don't fight, you tie, no one loses, no one wins." That's the end of today's training, and when you start fighting again one day, I'll teach you new tricks. Playing 365 days a year, you can definitely become a martial arts master. ”

Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao stopped at this time.

There's no way, I really don't have the strength anymore, and if I continue to fight, I have to be tired and prostrate.

As soon as they stopped, one of them was out of breath, and the other kept wiping sweat.

Han Dongtao's fat body has lost at least ten catties, and Sun Xiaomei's figure has become more and more slender.

After a fierce fight, the desks, chairs and computers in the office have been damaged, Han Dongtao's arms are red and swollen, his legs are lame, and his nose is also bleeding. Sun Xiaomei only had half of her face swollen, but it was okay elsewhere.

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Han Dongtao said dissatisfiedly: "We are all so old, what are you teaching us martial arts?

Sun Xiaomei also glared at Li Yong, and said angrily: "Obviously I won, how can it be a tie?"

"Can you win me?" Han Dongtao immediately picked up and glared at Sun Xiaomei.

"I can't win against you yet, do you want to try again?" Sun Xiaomei waved her fist, aggressive.

"Who is afraid of whom!" Han Dongtao did not show weakness at all.

"Stop. Li Yong shouted, and then shouted in the tone of a teacher teaching a child: "Dad, Mom, you are husband and wife! Is it necessary for a husband and wife to distinguish a real winner or loser? What if they lose? Is it a loss to others? It is a major taboo in the relationship between husband and wife to take things too seriously, too realistically, and too clearly. You know what?"

"Are you teaching us a lesson?" Han Dongtao twitched his mouth and asked angrily.

"Xiao Yong, can't you talk well?" Sun Xiaomei also felt that Li Yong was too disrespectful.

The last three words 'do you know' are like a police officer scolding a thief.

However, after thinking about it carefully, Li Yong said it very reasonably. Between husband and wife, you really can't take it too seriously.

The more serious it is, the faster the marriage breaks down.

Li Yong's tone softened, and he said bitterly: "Dad, Mom, it's not that I want to teach you a lesson. I am your son-in-law, look at me, how happy your daughter is, and I have no objection to her setting house rules for me. ”

"Don't I want to object? But is it interesting to object? As long as the wife is happy, the husband's life will be better! Treat the wife as a shrew, and the husband is a jerk. ”

"Do you want to be the emperor, or do you want to be a bastard?"

"Dad, I don't want to be your role model, but you really should learn from me, I have thirty-six wives now, look at my family, how can I make you so ...... chickens and dogs"

Seeing that Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao were shocked and angry together, Li Yong hurriedly stopped: "Okay, I won't say it, you must not forget to go to your heart; in fact, every family has its own unique way of life, and sometimes fighting and making trouble, not only will it not cause trouble, but it will also promote the harmonious development of the relationship between husband and wife; I wish you a happy fight." ”

"Have you found enough of thirty-six wives?" asked Sun Xiaomei in shock.

"You little rabbit cub, what are you doing with so much, aren't you afraid of dying of exhaustion?" Han Dongtao was so envious and jealous that he felt uncomfortable in his heart, his teeth were sour with jealousy, and he wanted to slap Li Yong to death.

You will marry thirty-six men alone, and now there are more men and fewer women in Huaxia, how many men do you have to be single!

Li Yong knew that he had slipped his mouth, and hurriedly sneered: "I'm bragging." ”

"What are you bragging about in front of us?" Han Dongtao reprimanded, acting like a parent.

"Hmph, I'll ask Lulu to see how much you've been looking for. Sun Xiaomei picked up her mobile phone and was about to dial.

Li Yong hurriedly stopped: "Mom, stop fighting, I've beaten enough, it's really thirty-six." ”

Han Dongtao felt a little more comfortable in his heart, but at this time he became uncomfortable again: "Little rabbit, you ......"

"Shut up. As a result, before he finished his words, he was reprimanded by Sun Xiaomei.

I saw Sun Xiaomei grabbing Li Yong's hand kindly, and said with a smile: "Xiao Yong, since you have found enough thirty-six wives, can you continue to transform my physique and teach me to cultivate internal strength?"

Li Yong hurriedly refused: "Mom, it's not right now." ”

Sun Xiaomei looked disappointed: "How long will you have to wait?"

Li Yong grabbed his hair and pondered: "Mom, I have to wait until I open the Heavenly Mother Great Array and take out the treasures in the Heavenly Mother Great Array, so that I can continue to transform your physique and teach you the method of cultivating internal strength." Mom, this will have to wait until all my wives have cultivated to the peak of their internal strength, at least for three years!"