Chapter 936 These perverts make me afraid
Li Yong drove to Dafa Decoration Company, and when he passed by Lanyue Lake, he turned to his home. He saw that Zhou Feixue was waiting at home, and it was not Wang Yuan who accompanied Zhou Feixue, but He Xiaosheng and Wang Li.
"Sister He. Li Yong greeted with a smile.
He Xiaosheng laughed: "Xiaoyong, I live alone, it's too lonely, I want Xiaoli to accompany me for a few days." You see, I'm going to pick her up without your permission, you won't mind!"
"Sister He, if you never let her come back, I won't be angry. Li Yong said with a smile.
Wang Li pouted and said softly, "When my master comes to pick me up, you have to inform me." ”
"Don't worry, if my sister comes to ask for you, where do I dare to hide you?" Li Yong asked rhetorically.
At this time, Wang Yuan brought down Wang Li's salute, just now, she was helping Wang Li clean up her salute.
I heard that Wang Li was the young lady of the Wang family in the capital, and Wang Yuan did not dare to slack off.
"Brother Yong, help me with my beauty!" Zhou Feixue smiled happily: "As soon as I saw the changes in Sister He, I was full of confidence in you." Sister He is so beautiful now, if I were Sister He so beautiful, I would definitely be able to win the championship. ”
"I asked Sister He to go to the beauty contest with me, Sister He didn't want to, Sister He is really, you are so beautiful, you should go out for a walk, you are bored at home all day long, how lonely!" Zhou Feixue grinned, and looked at He Xiaosheng while pulling Li Yong.
He Xiaosheng smiled faintly: "I'm lonely, so I'll come to Xiaoyong's house!"
"Could it be that Brother Yong can help you solve your loneliness?" Zhou Feixue smiled even more happily: "How did you solve it? If the price is reasonable, next time, I will be lonely, and I will come to Brother Yong." ”
He Xiaosheng immediately blushed, stomped his feet, and said angrily, "Ignore you." ”
"Sister He, don't! We have been friends for many years, and I will be very sad if you ignore me. Since you don't want to participate in the beauty pageant, accompany me and go play with me!" Zhou Feixue invited.
"Don't go. He Xiaosheng directly refused.
"Sister He, if you continue like this, you will be out of touch with the world. Zhou Feixue persuaded: "Promise me!"
"I'm not from this world for a long time. He whispered abruptly.
"Brother Yong, you can cure Sister He's loneliness quickly. Zhou Feixue smiled at Li Yong.
Li Yong said seriously: "I am an ordinary doctor, treatment and beauty can come to me, loneliness belongs to the spiritual level, my ability is limited, and I will not treat mental illness for the time being." Besides, Sister He's mental illness is not too serious and does not need treatment at all. Just pay attention to it, and it will get better slowly. ”
"You're mentally ill. He Xiaosheng sneered and glanced at Li Yong.
"Hahaha......" Zhou Feixue laughed and trembled, staggering for a while. Wang Yuan also laughed, only Wang Li looked indifferent, as if she didn't understand the joke at all.
Li Yong also smiled slightly and continued: "Actually, there are many kinds of mental illness, like me, I may also have mental problems. However, minor mental problems are not a problem at all. Just like Miss Zhou, she laughs heartily and her voice is extraordinarily loud, this should be a laughing disease, but there is no problem and it does not affect her work and life. ”
Then, Li Yong pointed at Wang Li: "Like her, the laughter is very bottom, no matter how happy you laugh, she doesn't laugh at all, this should be a zombie face, it seems that she has a grudge against the whole world, this is more serious, in the long run, it is possible to suffer from depression, as soon as people are depressed, they suddenly commit suicide." ”
"Hmph, I'm not going to kill myself. Wang Li felt that Li Yong was talking nonsense.
"What about me, do I have a mental problem?" asked Wang Yuan softly.
"You!" Li Yong looked at Wang Yuan and said with a smile: "You are too hardworking, you keep working all day and night, tidying up the house, this is a disease of hard work, and if you continue like this, you will be prone to back pain and leg cramps." ”
"Interesting, what do you say about me?" Fan Xiaojin suddenly looked over and asked with a smile.
Li Yong saw Fan Xiaojin wearing a loose home clothes, slippers on his feet, plain face, hair casually draped, not dressed up, looking a little old. couldn't help laughing and said: "You sit in your room all day and write books, this is different from Sister Wang's physical work, you are mental work." ”
"You're not mentally ill right now, but you're sick. You have low back pain, headaches, and cervical pain. It's all caused by sitting for a long time, rarely exercising, and you seem to be ......."
Speaking of which, Li Yong won't say anything, because there are many people here, and it's not easy to say this disease in public.
"Tell me about it!" Fan Xiaojin urged.
Because what Li Yong said was right, the reason why she came out was because she couldn't sit still because of the pain in her lower back and cervical spine. Hearing Li Yong say the end, she was about to stop talking, and she immediately became afraid, afraid that she would suffer from some more serious disease.
During this time, she has been living in Li Yong's house, creating day and night, and her health is indeed not as healthy as before.
"This ......," Li Yong laughed.
The more Li Yong didn't say anything, the more frightened Fan Xiaojin became, and she urged again: "Say it!"
"You also suffer from uterine and cervical erosions. Li Yong had no choice but to say: "Do you have some peculiar smell underneath......
Fan Xiaojin's face immediately fell, and he hurriedly said, "Shut up, don't say anything." ”
"Look, when I don't say it, you have to tell me to say it, and I say it now, and you don't call it again. Li Yong smiled: "However, don't worry, this uterine and cervical erosion sounds very scary, but it is actually the most common disease, and it is now called uterine and cervical columnar epithelial ectopia." I don't believe you can ask them if they have all been tested for this disease. ”
With Li Yong's hand, Fan Xiaojin looked at He Xiaosheng. He Xiaosheng hurriedly shook his head and said, "No." ”
Then Wang Li: "No." ”
Then Wang Yuan: "No." ”
Then there is the package fish: "No." ”
Finally, it was Zhou Feixue, and Zhou Feixue shook even more: "Don't ask me, there really isn't." ”
No one admits it. Speaking, eight out of ten women suffer from this kind of problem, and I don't believe that all of them don't. He Xiaosheng was transformed by Li Yong's physique, maybe not, Wang Li is a cat demon, or not, Bao Yu is an internal martial artist, he exercises regularly, and he is healthy, and it is impossible to have it.
But Wang Yuan and Zhou Feixue are very likely. Of course, Li Yong will not be serious with them.
As a woman, it's a bit embarrassing to admit that she has this disease.
You say that women are embarrassed by this disease, but what about men? What about men suffering from uterine and cervical erosions?
If a man suffers from uterine and cervical erosion, it is definitely a terminal disease.
To this day, no doctor in any country has been able to detect uterine and cervical erosion from men.
Li Yong looked at Fan Xiaojin and continued: "They may not have any, which is really happy. However, some of yours are serious, and you already have a bad smell, and you should treat it in time, otherwise it will ......"
"Don't say it, I'll go to the hospital right now. Fan Xiaojin glared at Li Yong angrily, turned around and left.
Wang Yuan hurriedly grabbed Fan Xiaojin: "Uncle is a doctor, let Uncle help you treat it!"
Fan Xiaojin looked at Li Yong and asked suspiciously, "Can you cure it?"
"Of course, this disease is too simple for me. Ordinary people, who are not terminally ill, are embarrassed to come to me. If you don't believe me, put it off for a few more months, and come back to me when you have one breath left, and see if I can cure you. Li Yong said with a smile.
"Do you think I'm a nervous disorder?" Fan Xiaojin couldn't help crying and laughing: "You can help me treat it now!"
"Wait, you have to line up, Miss Zhou was already registered yesterday. Li Yong looked at Zhou Feixue.
Zhou Feixue walked forward with a smile and said sweetly: "Brother Yong, help me beautify now! I want to win the championship." ”
Li Yong said with a smile: "Isn't it easy to win the championship? Now people regard snake spirit face and dripping nose as beauty, I will give you a whole snake spirit face, and then give you a dripping nose for free." How?"
"Okay, great. Brother Yong, as long as I can win the championship, I will be grateful when I come back. Zhou Feixue said excitedly.
"Then sit down and close your eyes. Li Yong commanded, took out the silver needle, and began acupuncture.
He Xiaosheng, Wang Li, Wang Yuan, and Fan Xiaojin all watched with wide eyes, and they were all extremely surprised when they saw Zhou Feixue's big face coiled under Li Yong's silver needle, and really turned into a snake spirit face.
Especially Fan Xiaojin, he didn't dare to recognize his eyes.
Then, Li Yong acupuncture Zhou Feixue's lying nose. In full view of everyone, the lying nose quickly turned into a drip nose. As soon as these two places changed, Zhou Feixue was like a different person, and suddenly became very beautiful.
Looking in the mirror, Zhou Feixue suddenly cheered: "Wow, it's so beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful......"
Li Yong looked at Zhou Feixue and felt that there were still two places that were not perfect, so he said lightly: "For the sake of your payment of 50 million, I will give me a whole ass and waist! ”
"Okay, okay, thank you, Brother Yong. Zhou Feixue immediately lifted her blouse, revealing her white waist.
When Li Yong was acumulating her waist, she asked shyly, "Brother Yong, do you still want to show your buttocks?"
Li Yong smiled: "If you are willing to show it, you can do it, of course, you can not show it." ”
"Hehe, it's better not to show it! These perverts, make me afraid. Zhou Feixue pointed to He Xiaosheng and Wang Yuan, a group of women, causing them to laugh.
also asked Zhou Feixue, 'Who is the pervert?' 'Why did it scare you?'
"Let's go! We don't look. They assured.
"Let Xiao Yong watch alone. They pointed at Li Yong again.
"Look at your ass if it's white. They laughed as they spoke.
And Li Yong had already pinched the silver needle and pierced it directly into Zhou Feixue's buttocks.
There was no acupuncture on his buttocks, and Li Yong plunged directly into Zhou Feixue's flesh.
This is really no way, because if there is an acupoint, Li Yong can save the spiritual fluid.
"Ah......" Zhou Feixue screamed in pain and almost jumped up. Miss Everyone, who has been pampered since she was a child, where has she suffered this kind of pain, when the pain came, her body trembled.
Fortunately, the silver needle only hurt when it was just pierced into the flesh, and after it was pierced, it didn't hurt.