Like this three-no product with no packaging, no production date, and no instructions, even if Li Yong said it wildly, she would never eat it. Don't say that she is not mentally ill, even if she does, she will not eat.

"Don't lie to me. Ye Chun wanted to put the pills still in the trash.

"It's really working!" Li Yong wanted to teach her a lesson, and he wanted to stuff it into her mouth.

As soon as Ye Chun's inspiration moved, he crushed the pill and sprinkled it in Zhou Honghui's wine glass.

"If it works, I'll buy yours with money. Ye Chun said seriously.

Li Yong regretted for a while: "You are a waste! Xiao Zhou is not mentally ill, what do you give him to eat?"

"Who said he didn't have mental illness? He likes men, isn't this mental illness?" Ye Chunqiang said: "Since it cures all diseases, this disease that likes men can also be cured!"

"Of course it can be cured. It's just that my medicine is very expensive, 10 million pills, can you afford it?" Li Yong said.

"As long as there is an effect, 100 million, I can afford it. Ye Chun snorted coldly: "Don't look down on people!"

At this time, Zhou Honghui walked in happily, came to Ye Chun, and reported: "Miss Ye, there are still ten minutes, they will send the wine and food, please wait a while." ”

"Moreover, I have also carefully prepared a few small festivals for Miss Ye, I hope Miss Ye can like it. ”

Ye Chun smiled slightly: "Hehe...... Zhou Gongzi, there is wine here, let's have a drink first. ”

Seeing Ye Chun's charming smile, Zhou Honghui was slightly stunned, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

Seeing that Ye Chun also drank a glass of wine, Zhou Honghui sighed: "I didn't expect Miss Ye to love to drink too, ha......"

As a result, Zhou Honghui's smile was not fully unfolded, and he suddenly let out a fart.

This fart came very suddenly, from feeling the fart to releasing it, it was just a moment.

Zhou Honghui didn't have time to endure it.

Because of this, this fart was a little loud, which made Ye Chun slightly stunned, and then covered his nose.

Zhou Honghui was very embarrassed and his face turned red. Because he rarely farts, and he has never let go of such a loud fart.

He moved his ass unnaturally, and as soon as he moved it, he immediately felt a strong fart feeling again.

He tried hard to hold back, trying to hold this fart back, and even if he couldn't hold it, at least let it go a little lighter.

However, it was useless, he couldn't bear it, and he couldn't hold it back.

This fart, like a dredged sewer, rushed out all the way unimpeded, and there was another sound, just like someone put a small cannon on the New Year.

Crackling, crisp and loud, rapid and sudden, there is no smell of gunpowder, some of it smells of.

This fart suddenly refreshed Zhou Honghui's understanding of fart, and even Ye Chun felt incredible.

Fart, how can it be so loud?

Fart, how can you be so domineering?

, how can it be so untouchable?

Nima, if this is put in during the Chinese New Year, you will have to buy guns.

At this moment, Ye Chun not only covered his nose, but also covered his mouth together.

However, it didn't work, she still 'poofed', laughed, and laughed directly.

Only Li Yong sat there quietly, indifferent.

has seen the grand scene of grandpa Han Xifeng's fart, and he clearly knows that this is just the beginning.

Next, Zhou Honghui's farts will be louder than the other, and in less than an hour, it will not end at all.

Burst...... Syllable...... Rumble...... Prosperous...... Boom......

The two farts in front of them, like leads, led to the next chain of cannons at once.

Zhou Honghui went from the initial blush to the final black and purple pork liver face, and completed the change in only two farts in the time. Listening to the loud fart sound, Zhou Honghui was embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to hide in the cracks of the ground.

When the sixth fart was released by him neatly and loudly, he couldn't sit still anymore.

I saw him get up suddenly, in Ye Chun's laughter, in Li Yong's calmness, he rushed out of the private room without looking back, waw wow strange screams and ran away, leaving behind the smell of stinky farts all the way, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

It's so embarrassing, he has to find a place to put it away.

In the private room, only Li Yong and Ye Chun were left, seeing Ye Chun laughing breathlessly, lying directly on the dining table, even tears flowed out, Li Yong knocked on the table and asked lightly, "Is it so funny?"

After another moment, Ye Chun finally held back a laugh, glared at Li Yong, rolled his eyes, and scolded: "Bad guy." ”

"What did you say?" Li Yong said displeased.

"I said you're a bad guy, hmph, you tricked me into taking fart medicine, but fortunately I didn't take it, otherwise, I'd be a dead person. Speaking of this, she remembered Zhou Honghui's funny appearance when he farted again, and laughed again.

Li Yong explained seriously: "That's not fart medicine! Fart is just a negative effect of the pill, and after farting, Xiao Zhou will feel refreshed, all illnesses are eliminated, and his whole body is full of strength, just like a few years younger." ”

"Poof......" Ye Chun couldn't help it, and laughed again.

She'd never heard that farting could do so much good.

If you can be refreshed and all diseases can be eliminated by farting, hospitals all over the world can be closed.

As soon as everyone gets sick, they line up to fart, and all the diseases are gone!

At this time, a group of waiters brought up the food and drinks, and the table was soon filled.

Then, there was a boy in a tuxedo, holding a large bouquet of roses, and handed it to Ye Chun: "Welcome Sister Ye Chun to Zhonghai as a guest, and wish Sister Ye Chun a happy birthday." ”

Ye Chun was very happy to see such a cute child, she hurriedly caught the flowers and thanked her again and again.

Today is her birthday, she didn't talk about anyone, she didn't expect this little child to know.

As soon as the flowers were accepted, another girl in a clean skirt walked in unhurriedly, holding a diamond ring in both hands, and came to Ye Chun: "Please Sister Ye Chun accept this gift and treat Zhonghai as her home." ”

"Wow, that's beautiful. Ye Chun exclaimed, but didn't answer: "Little sister, thank you, I can't ask for this, because I don't know who gave it to me." ”

"Sister Ye Chun, please be sure to accept it, otherwise, the boss will deduct my salary. ”

The girl was too honest, which made Ye Chun embarrassed for a while, and couldn't help asking, "Who is the boss here?"

"Don't look at me, it's not me. Li Yong hurriedly cleared up the relationship, and he never deducted employees' wages.

At this moment, another group of people walked into the private room, they fanned around Ye Chun, clapped their hands and sang together: "I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday......

Finally, someone pushed a big cake with three words on it: 'I love you.' ’

When the cake was pushed in front of Ye Chun, these people shouted in unison in English: "I have you." ”

Ye Chun was suddenly a little moved, and glared at Li Yong: "Villain, let's put a lot of effort into it!"

Li Yong hurriedly stood up: "This has nothing to do with me. ”

"Could it be Zhou Honghui?" Ye Chun guessed.

"If it's not him, who else could it be?" Li Yong smiled faintly.

Ye Chun suddenly laughed, because she remembered the scene of Zhou Honghui's farts one after another, and she really couldn't help it! This made her hate Zhou Honghui so much, but she definitely didn't fall in love.

So, she turned down the diamond ring and kept the cake.

After letting the staff all go out, she raised her glass and said with a smile: "Come, have a drink with me." It's my birthday, I didn't think it would be you with me, no matter what, I'm very happy. ”

Li Yong got up and said, "You're happy, I've already eaten and I'm going home." ”

"Hey, you person, how can you ......" Ye Chun was about to teach Li Yong a lesson, but Li Yong had already walked out, and left without looking back.

originally wanted to make Ye Chun make a fool of himself, but it turned out that Zhou Honghui took the longevity pill. For Li Yong, he was picked up by Zhou Honghui from the airport and ate Zhou Honghui's banquet, which was a little unpleasant!

But after thinking about it, the longevity pill was only good for Zhou Honghui, and there was no harm, so he was relieved.

Seeing that the time was not early, he felt that Han Lu should also go home, so he got up and left.

has a bad impression of Ye Chun, so he naturally won't accompany Ye Chun for his birthday.

With this kind of work, it is better to accompany the wives to gossip!

Walking out of the hotel and about to take a taxi to leave, Li Yong saw a little flower cat running along the road.

The dim street lamp could not affect Li Yong's vision, and he could recognize at a glance that this little flower cat was Wang Li. Unexpectedly, she would run directly from the airport to here. This section of the road is at least forty kilometers long.

Marveling at her running ability, Li Yong hurriedly shouted, "Wang Li." ”

The little cat stopped suddenly, looked up, and saw Li Yong, who seemed to have a look of resentment and anger in his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, the white light flashed, and the little flower cat instantly became a big beauty, who could it be if it wasn't Wang Li?

Wearing denim bib pants and a white shirt, and sneakers, she looks like a pure school girl.

"Why don't you wait for me?" she asked angrily as she walked towards Li Yong with a frosty face.

"I thought you were going straight home, haha......" Li Yong laughed. When he met Ye Chun and Zhou Honghui at that time, Li Yong forgot about Wang Li.

"How do I know where your home is?" Wang Li snorted coldly.

"It's the last time you went to assassinate me! Li Yong explained in detail.

"I don't know where your home is. Wang Li looked greatly wronged.

"Okay, don't be angry, let's go home now!" Li Yong, who was full of wine and food, said with a smile: "How did you find here? It is said that dogs have the ability to track, do you cats also have this ability?"

Wang Li didn't want to pay attention to Li Yong, so she turned her back and was left at the airport by Li Yong, she seemed to be really angry.

However, when I thought of Li Yong's identity and thought that she had to follow Li Yong, I could only swallow my anger.

After a moment of confusion, she explained indignantly: "I don't know if other cats have this ability, but in the case of becoming a cat, I can find you by your scent." ”

"No wonder you just turned into a cat and became a human here, why aren't you afraid of your identity being exposed?"

"How can there be outsiders here?" Wang Lidong said.

Li Yong realized that because it was late and the weather was a little cold, there were really no pedestrians around except him. On the highway, only cars occasionally pass by, and at the intersection more than 200 meters away, there are taxis waiting for passengers.

However, Li Yong's Divine Consciousness Exercises had already sensed that someone was hiding in the grove in front of the left side of the hotel.