Chapter 156 Read the joke
"I don't think anyone dares to defecate in the open? Li Yong raised his hand and came over.
"Damn, Lao Tzu will dare. Saying that, Deng Shouyin really wanted to take out the bird and spray water on the spot.
"Don't bother. Lu Binlin interrupted Deng Shouyin, pointed at Li Yong, and said to the people who called: "It's him, give me a hard beating, and I'll carry it if something happens." ”
"Brother Lu, please rest assured, we are professional and measured. After speaking, a long-haired man at the head led the gangsters forward, and they dispersed and quickly surrounded Li Yong.
"We're going to break one of your legs, do you do it yourself, or do you want us to do it?" asked the haired man.
"I'm going to slap people's faces, do you do it yourself, or do you want me to do it?" asked Li Yong in the same tone, raising his palm at the same time to make a whipping motion.
"I want this hand of yours too. The long-haired man said angrily.
"I'm going to slap you twice more in the mouth. Li Yong smiled faintly.
"Give it to me. The long-haired man waved his right hand and commanded loudly.
Of the dozen thugs he brought, two of them were closest to Li Yong, and they raised the steel pipe in their hands to fight.
Li Yong jumped to the left, not only dodged easily, but also grabbed the long-haired man's collar and slapped him, only then did he push the long-haired man under the steel pipe.
only heard a scream, and the steel pipe that was originally hitting Li Yong fell on the long-haired man.
One of the steel pipes also smashed into the head of the long-haired man, who held his head in his hands, and blood flowed down his black-haired arm.
"Damn, how dare you hit me?" he glared at the thug and shouted loudly.
The thug regretted it and was so frightened that he was at a loss, "Boss, I'm sorry, I ......"
"What are you doing all the time? Give it to me, give it all to me. The long-haired man shouted loudly.
More than a dozen thugs hit Li Yong together, and the gangster who beat the long-haired man to the point of bleeding wanted to show himself and make meritorious contributions, so he screamed and pounced on Li Yong first.
Li Yong smiled slightly, looking at this group of garbage, without fear.
He took a step forward, leaned slightly sideways, stretched his arm forward, and first snatched the steel pipe from the gangster's hand, in the cheering shouts of Lu Binlin and Deng Shoulin, in the hateful gaze of the long-haired man, when the gangster was stunned, a steel pipe hit the gangster's shoulder, only to hear a click, the gangster's arm has been broken.
Then, under the encirclement of everyone, Li Yong kept waving the steel pipe, and every time the steel pipe rose and fell, one of the gangsters' arm would be broken.
Behind Li Yong, one by one the gangsters with broken arms used the remaining arm to cover the broken arm tightly, so painful that they fell crookedly and kept screaming. The eyes that were originally disdainful were all full of fear and trepidation.
After Li Yong knocked off the arm of the last thug, he walked towards the long-haired man.
At this time, the long-haired man was already so frightened that his face was bleeding and his body trembled, and he kept retreating when he saw Li Yong walking over. Only to retreat to the side of the highway and lean against the steel fence.
"I'm going to break one of your arms, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Li Yong asked lightly.
I saw the long-haired man grit his teeth, bend down and pick up a wooden stick, and slam it down on his arm.
Yes...... He threw away the stick, pretended to cover it, and screamed in pain.
"It's not broken. This person couldn't deceive Li Yong's perspective eyes at all, "It seems that you have to let me help you." ”
Seeing Li Quan's hand raise the steel pipe, the long-haired man knelt on the ground in fright and begged: "No, don't, I'll come by myself, please give me another chance." ”
The long-haired man picked up the stick again and slammed it on his arm again.
Li Yong nodded with satisfaction, and said lightly: "You want to break my legs, in return, I will break your arms, it's not too much!"
"Not too much, not too much. The long-haired man said in a trembling voice with sweat on his forehead.
Li Yong turned his head to look at Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, only to see the two of them standing ten meters away in surprise, thinking that they were hallucinating, and they didn't think of running away.
In their eyes, Li Yong was just an ordinary person, how could he defeat so many gangsters? Moreover, in such a short period of time?
They all remember that when Li Yong was in college, he once fought with his classmates, and he couldn't even beat a fat man. It's just two years, how did he become so powerful?
"What are you doing standing stupidly? Get in the car and run. At this time, Lu Binlin's wife drove the car next to Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, and shouted loudly.
Like Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, she was also frightened by Li Yong. How did Li Yong, who seemed to be a little thin, knock down a dozen people? Although she couldn't figure out this question, she knew very well that it was particularly dangerous to stay here.
Deng Shouyin took the lead in getting into the car, and when Lu Binlin got into the car with most of his body, Li Yong arrived.
I saw Li Yong grab Lu Binlin's left leg and pull it back, pulling Lu Binlin out.
Gently back, Lu Binlin, who weighed more than 200 catties, fell on the asphalt like a dead pig, and splashed a cloud of dust. Then his body curled up and trembled.
"Run, run!" Deng Shouyin in the car urged loudly in panic.
"Run, paralyzed, get down, get Bin in the car. Lu Binlin's wife was unwilling to leave Lu Binlin.
Where did Deng Shouyin dare to get out of the car, he hurriedly closed the car door, so frightened that he didn't dare to look out.
"You're still not a man? You're still not Binlin's good brother? You bastard......" Lu Binlin's wife pointed at Deng Shou, who was as timid as a mouse, and scolded angrily a few times, then pushed the car door and got out of the car.
"Can you let us go?" she walked up to Li Yong, squeezed out a smile, and begged: "Please, for the sake of your classmates, please be merciful." ”
At this time, Li Yong's left foot had already stepped on Lu Binlin's arm, as long as he exerted his strength, Lu Binlin's arm would be finished. He turned his head to look at Lu Binlin's wife and asked, "If it was me who was beaten, would you show mercy?"
"Yes, definitely. ”
How could Li Yong believe it, he sneered: "If you will show mercy to your subordinates, why would you call so many people?"
As he spoke, his feet were forced, and Lu Binlin's arm was broken with a click.
"Ah...... "Lu Binlin leaned sideways and pushed Li Yong's leg hard with his unbroken arm, he wanted to push Li Yong's leg away, but he didn't have that much strength at all.......
"Don't, you ......" Lu Binlin's wife suddenly rushed towards Li Yong and hit Li Yong's body hard, she wanted to knock Li Yong away, but as a result, she rebounded.
"You are maliciously hurting people, I want to call the police......" Lu Binlin's wife took out her mobile phone and was about to make a call.
"Don't report it, he's a policeman. Lu Binlin turned his head and said to his wife.
At this time, the car driven by Lu Binlin's wife rushed forward with a roar, and Deng Shouyin, who was in the car, climbed from the back to the front and drove away alone.
He could see clearly that everyone's arms were broken, and if he didn't run, he would not escape the fate of breaking his arms.
For the sake of his arm, he resolutely ran away alone.
". Seeing his car being driven away by Deng Shouyin, Lu Binlin scolded loudly.
Li Yong looked at the stunned Lu Binlin's wife, and finally fell on Lu Binlin, "In the past, when I slapped you, you were going to break one of my legs, today, I broke one of your arms, next time, will you kill me?"
"No, it won't. Lu Binlin said in fear.
"How can you admit it?"
"I'm cowardly, really cowardly. Pin Binlin sat up with his broken arm covered, watching the blood keep flowing out, he was very frightened. His wife hurriedly helped him bandage it, and it could be seen that she loved Lu Binlin very much.
Li Yong turned to leave.
The thugs who had broken their arms by him, as soon as they saw him coming, dodged to both sides and hurriedly made way for him. His gaze swept to both sides, and the thugs trembled all over.
Li Yong's car was parked 300 meters in front, and when he walked 100 meters, he bent down to pick up the warning sign. Looking into the car, Han Fei and Huang Anhe were still looking at their mobile phones, still smiling at their mobile phones, and they didn't know what was happening behind them.
Li Yong got back into the driver's seat and drove on the road.
"Haha...... Brother-in-law, this joke is so funny, I'll read it to you!"
"Read it!" Seeing Han Fei so happy, Li Yong didn't want to ruin her interest.
"A man was drunk, and when he came home and saw his daughter-in-law sleeping in bed, he bent down and kissed her. Accidentally, I woke up my wife. The man said, "Wife, I like your cherry mouth." His wife slapped him three times, how much did you drink? Kiss my asshole. ”
Before Li Yong could react, Han Fei had already laughed in the back row.
Huang Anhe laughed with her, and the laughter of the two filled the trunk.
"Brother-in-law, why don't you laugh?" Han Fei laughed for a while and asked.
"I've seen it many times. Li Yong said.
"Then I'll read you another ......"
"Don't read it. Huang Anhe was embarrassed, pulled Han Fei, and said softly.
"Attend the last one. Han Fei also said softly to Huang Anhe, and then read aloud: "The ant took the centipede as his wife, and after the cave room, he asked the ant how he felt, and the ant said angrily, it is not to open one leg, and it is not to open another leg, and it is not to pull the leg all night." Hahaha......"
At the end of the reading, Han Fei leaned back and closed his back with laughter again, and his cheeks were red with laughter.
Li Yong still didn't laugh, and waited until Han Fei had laughed before asking, "Why did the ants pull the centipede's legs apart?"
"That's not because it's ......" Han Fei said this, and Huang Anhe covered his mouth.
Huang Anhe thinks that Han Fei is crazy, and his laughter is so scary. Although she promised Han Lu to look at Han Fei, she didn't want to ask Han Fei about it. Because Han Lu and Han Fei are both presidents, she is a subordinate and can't ask questions at all.
However, at this time, she couldn't help it.
"Fei Fei, your brother-in-law is too sexual. She whispered in Han Fei's ear.
"Brother-in-law, you're so bad. Han Fei blushed and suddenly became a little angry.
As soon as Huang Anhe said this, she thought of the dirty side.
Next, she stopped reading jokes or laughing, but sat quietly in the back seat like Huang Anhe, until the car was parked in the medicinal herb base.