Chapter 388: Going Home
Yang Ling couldn't help but roll his eyes, "If Lao Tzu had that kind of elixir, he would have soared a long time ago, and he would still be here to mess with you?"
Ding Cong hesitated for a moment and asked, "What about the Mahayana period?"
Yang Ling shook his head. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Yuan Infancy?"
"Jindan period?"
"Foundation building period?"
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Ding Cong's cheek twitched a few times and said, "Won't it be that you haven't even reached the Qi training period?"
"Yes!" Yang Ling snapped his fingers with a smile.
Ding Cong's face darkened and said, "What kind of bullshit elixir is that? Lao Tzu still thinks that after eating, at least he can fly with a sword?"
Yang Ling's cheeks twitched a few times, and now he didn't dare to fly in the air on a skateboard, this shrimp even wanted to fly with a sword.
"Okay, don't think too much, even if you can fly with a sword in the future, don't even think about it, if you dare to fly up, you will definitely be blown up by a missile from the Air Force!"
Ding Cong made up the picture in his head, couldn't help but shudder, and stopped talking in frustration.
Yang Ling patted him on the shoulder, and then got into the flying car.
More than an hour later, the flying car flew silently to the small mountain village and slowly landed at the door of the house.
Father and mother, as well as sister-in-law Huang Fang and Yan'er, Yang Lei and Yang Tong were all standing in the yard, because he was discovered by Yang Yan'er playing in the yard as soon as he flew to the entrance of the village, so he alarmed the family.
Before Yang Ling jumped open the car door and didn't have time to say hello, Yan'er ran over and desperately climbed up the flying car, shouting: "Second uncle, I want to take a flying car, I want to take a flying car!"
Yang Ling had no choice, so he had to drive the flying car again and take the geese around for a few laps before landing.
When Yan'er got out of the car, she was still holding a big grape in her hand and eating it.
Huang Fang slapped Yan'er's ass a few times and said, "Dead girl, the second uncle is so busy, you are still making trouble!"
Yang Ling stopped and said, "Sister-in-law, what are you doing with the geese? I'm not busy at all, by the way, why didn't the eldest brother come back?"
Huang Fang said apologetically: "Your eldest brother has been mysterious and doesn't know what to do recently, I came back to pick up Yan'er to go to school in Dongguan, and school is about to start!"
Yang Ling nodded, Yuan Haichen had mentioned the matter of the eldest brother to him.
Because Yang Cheng is the Minister of Security of Linghai Technology, the security pressure has been great since the flying car went on the market, and he has not received formal security training, the military arranged for him to go to training, I heard that he was also specially recruited and awarded a military rank, is a second lieutenant, plus the company's affairs are currently considered a national matter, especially the laboratory, the principle of confidentiality is very strong, almost the army special service is under management, many details Yang Ling does not know, mainly because he is too lazy to inquire about these things, as long as the family is safe and sound, of course, he also knows the idea of the country, but he is too lazy to poke it, besides, this is not a bad thing。
"The third and second girls are all here to help and move all the things in the car!" Yang Ling turned around and lifted the tail lid of the flying car.
"Wow~!Second brother, what kind of watermelon is this, how can it be so big? Also, these ...... What are these things?"
Yang Lei and Yang Tong came up to take a look, and immediately screamed in surprise, and their parents also walked up to take a look, and were frightened by the fruit in the trunk.
Yang Ling casually pulled down a few egg-sized grapes and distributed them to everyone, and said with a smile: "This is a grape, a new variety of fruit cultivated by a friend in the desert, it is very delicious, everyone can taste it!"
"Wow, it's so delicious!" Before Yang Ling's words were finished, Yang Lei couldn't wait to tear open the skin and eat it, shouting and screaming while eating.
Seeing that everyone started to eat, Yang Ling said with a smile: "It's delicious, this thing is not hot, it doesn't matter if you eat more, and this is a cantaloupe......"
Yang Ling took out a cantaloupe of more than 30 catties, and everyone was surprised.
Cantaloupe is not often eaten, twenty or thirty pounds of size can also be accepted, after all, it is a Xinjiang specialty, too far, I don't understand, even if it is a little bigger, it is at most surprising, including watermelon, different varieties vary greatly in size, seventy or eighty pounds have not been seen at ordinary times, and twenty or thirty pounds are still very common.
Next, when Yang Ling took out two half-foot-long beige things and said that they were peanuts, Dad had eaten half of the grapes and fell to the ground with a "snap".
Yang Ling smiled very proudly, and his father, who was obviously used to seeing the demeanor of the windy and Langlong Village, was also frightened.
"This ...... This ......" Yang Benshun took the two peanuts and kept twitching, his lips trembling and he couldn't speak.
He took a few glances and already knew that Yang Ling was not lying, these two goods should really be peanuts, from the appearance to the texture of the surface, they are definitely peanuts that are magnified countless times.
Everyone gathered around to watch the peanuts, and Yang Ling snickered and pulled out a cucumber-sized thing from the trunk.
Yang Tong leaned over and asked, "Second brother, what is this, the roots, why is it still green?"
"It's ...... Cowpeas!"
"What?"
Everyone's eyes were about to fall, leaving peanuts and coming over to watch this super invincible big cowpea, Yang Yan'er pulled the cowpea and pulled it out desperately, shouting to see the big cowpea.
The big cowpea was pulled out by the geese and dragged all over the ground, three or four meters long like a big cyan snake, everyone stopped talking, they were all a group of rural people, cowpeas from snacks to big, not to mention eating it every day, but the dry and fresh ones have eaten a lot, but such a big cowpea, it is indeed overturned their traditional thoughts about this vegetable.
"Third child, don't be in a daze, help move in, I'll use big cowpeas to cook a good dish for everyone at night!" Yang Ling kicked Yang Tong gently, and everyone recovered, and they moved these vegetables and fruits into the room together.
In the evening, Yang Ling made a dish of scorpion brain marrow meat stewed with cowpeas, which was full of a large pot and full of fragrance.
Grandparents, uncles, third uncles, and fourth uncles all gathered together for a feast, and they were naturally amazed after eating, as for what was kept secret, he didn't mention it, these things are not much, and there will be no more after eating, the elders are old, and they won't talk about it everywhere, and everyone doesn't believe what the children say!
What, you say, a ruler-long peanut, and a three-meter-long cowpea?
Others will definitely bypass you far away, seeing that you are young and have never been in the countryside, right? Please straighten your brain before bragging next time.
After dinner, Yang Ling took out more than a dozen vitamin bottles, which were the Qingshui Dan prepared by Yang Ling, each bottle had thirty pills.
"This bottle contains a pill prepared by an old Chinese medicine practitioner himself, Chinese patent medicine, mainly to regulate the body, regular consumption is very good for the body, one bottle per person, one a week is enough......"
Before Yang Ling's words were finished, Yang Tong had already opened the bottle and poured out one, looked at it a few times and stuffed it into his mouth, then stuck out his tongue and said, "It's a little bitter, but it feels very strange, it melted before I swallowed it!" (To be continued.) )