Chapter 114: It's all goblins
Several people saw Yang Ling, one by one exaggerated smile said hello and continued to play cards, Yang Ling pulled a chair and sat behind Dou Yuntao, looked at him with a stinky card and smiled disdainfully and said: "Old Five, have you not washed your hands since you came back after pooping after the New Year?"
Dou Yuntao said with a sad face: "Bad luck, I haven't won since I fought in the moon!"
Gao Wenfeng said while touching the cards: "Old five, although the role of the hand is many, but to use it correctly, some actions to do too much will lead to some uncertain events, such as deformation, do not feel shaken, etc., luck may have reached the hand, you shake and shake, the result is shaken! Under the table, he was trampled hard by his wife, and he had to keep his mouth shut.
Yu Qiang looked at the cards with his head borrowed, as if he said to himself: "One life, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulation of merits, five reading, six seven phases and eight gods, nine nobles and ten health, beans, you are good for everything else, only nine is too bad." โ
"Are you saying that I didn't respect the God of Wealth?" Dou Yuntao asked blankly, and then pointed to the stack of red tickets in front of Yu Qiang and said angrily: "But you don't respect the God of Wealth either, how can you win so much against Lao Tzu?"
"Elm pimples, unreasonable. Yu Qiang shook his head and sighed, "Luck doesn't belong to the God of Wealth!"
Several people almost asked in unison, "Which way does it belong to the great god?"
"Bar~" Yu Qiang dropped Dou Yuntao's 90,000, and "snapped" a tube.
Dou Yuntao asked in a daze: "Is there such an immortal as 'bar'?"
Everyone looked at Dou Yuntao with a dark face and shook his head with a sigh, this baby is already stunned, and it is estimated that he will not be able to keep his pants if he hits it again.
Yu Qiang said leisurely: "Of course, fate belongs to the goddess of fate, so I have to bathe and pray in front of the portrait of Athena every night to have today's harvest." โ
Everyone's head is full of black lines, is Athena the goddess of fate?
A few people were talking and laughing while playing cards, and soon the sky was dark, and when Xue Yurong came in and shouted for dinner, Dou Yuntao had already lost more than 1,000 yuan, and it was estimated that the last card was also stinky.
The hot cauldron is boiling wild boar ribs and mountain delicacies, which are brought by the two sisters from their hometown, the room is foggy, fragrant, there is a jar of jujube wine brought by Dou Yuntao from his hometown on the table, and there are some bad beans brought by the pillars, red and spicy and crisp sour radish, sauce pig's trotters, smoked sausages and other dishes full of dishes, yellow, green, red and purple, just looking at the color makes people appetizing, salivating.
Everyone moved the chair and sat down, Dou Yuntao opened the seal of the wine jar, and poured a large glass for each person one by one, the amber wine was slightly turbid, but the sweet smell was extremely strong, Yu Qiang couldn't help but take a sip first, squinted for a long time before praised: "Good wine!" and then shook his head and read: "The path is suitable for grass, and the empty garden is not tired of flowers." Poetry and wine in his life, he will be a fairy. โ
Gao Wenfeng rolled his eyes and said, "Sรจ~!"
Yang Ling also raised his glass and sniffed it carefully, it was sweet and smelly, so he couldn't help but take a sip, and suddenly said with his eyebrows stretched: "Beans, your home-brewed wine is really good." โ
Dou Yuntao said proudly: "That's it, my father's craftsmanship is famous for a hundred miles, that's not blowing!"
Gao Wenfeng pursed his lips and said: "You are so poor, you are only one village within a radius of 100 miles, and it is useless to smell it if you don't know it!"
Dou Yuntao hugged the wine jar and said angrily: "You offended me, don't think about the rest of the wine!"
Gao Wenfeng took a sip slowly, his face changed, and he quickly put down the cup and cried and said: "You just go around my brother, how can such a good wine only be famous for a hundred miles, and if it is not famous in the world, I am sorry for Du Laozu, your father must be the reincarnation of the god of wine, and I worship him now!"
A few people talked and laughed, and after a while, Xue Yurong came over with a stack of bowls and handed one out to each person, and then sat next to Gao Wenfeng's girlfriend, at this time, Xue Yuqin came in after washing her hands and hung her apron behind the door, and sat down beside Yang Ling like a ghost, because there happened to be an empty seat next to him.
Xue Yuqin wiped the hair on her ears and said with a smile: "What's polite, why don't you start eating?"
Yu Qiang said with a respectful face: "Aren't I waiting for you! If the host doesn't come, how can the guests take the chopsticks?" โ
Everyone rolled their eyes at him, and he was a fart, you didn't hold chopsticks, but you were the first to drink!
Yang Ling's heart was pounding, remembering the charm under the table when he played cards last time, he suddenly felt a little uncontrollable in his body, he moved his body out in embarrassment, but Xue Yuqin didn't seem to notice it, and the plump and slender ** was already leaning on his leg.
Yang Ling felt the spring thunder rolling in his mind, and couldn't help but wail in his heart, oh my God, how can these women be goblins, you just kill me with a thunderbolt.
However, it is impossible to thunder in winter, especially spring thunder, because the season has not arrived, so Yang Ling's prayer was not successful, Xue Yuqin picked up the bowl and smiled and beckoned everyone to eat, Yang Ling did not react, and she had several chopsticks in the bowl.
Xue Yuqin glanced at him with a slight resentment and said, "This is a big red envelope for rewarding us for the New Year!"
Xue Yurong answered excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, I also grabbed one of Brother Yang Ling's big red envelopes! My parents specially told you to eat more!"
The people at the table all looked at Yang Ling strangely, as if they had read something from these words, Dou Yuntao picked up his wine glass and shouted: "Okay, okay, the old days are over, the first time we get together in the new year, let's have a drink together!"
"Okay~!" everyone stood up and raised their glasses.
"New Year, New Weather, I wish you all good health and all the best!"
"Make a fortune!"
"Marry a daughter-in-law!"
"Good luck!"
"!~"
After a meal, another two hours passed, a jar of wine was drunk, and a few men who were not enjoying themselves drank two bottles of Luzhou Laojiao before it ended, all of them blushed and had thick necks chatting and farting around the stove, excited and happy, and the three women were also cheeks crimson, glamorous like peach blossoms, gathered together and muttered, and from time to time let out a silver bell-like laughter.
When Yang Ling drove away, it was already past eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, Yu Qiang and Gao Wenfeng stayed to continue playing mahjong, and it was estimated that it would be an all-night battle again.
The night is like water, the stars are all over the sky, and there is a crescent moon in the distance, and the clear light is pervasive, like a hook and a sickle.