113.Chapter 113
"What is it?" Lin Fan asked curiously. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"That's it......" Qin Sixuan said hesitantly. His face was even redder, and he was about to drip blood.
"Qin Daxing, can we not sell Guanzi, what is it?"
"That's it...... It's just that ...... "Qin Sixuan" is "for a long time, and I am embarrassed to say the following."
Lin Fan rolled his eyes helplessly: "Yes, look at you like this, you know that either I want to buy you underwear or an aunt's towel, let's say, the first or the second?"
"...... The second ......"
After Qin Sixuan finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled up the quilt to block his pretty face that was red and dripping blood, only revealing a beautiful eye full of shyness, looking at Lin Fan shyly.
Lin Fan originally wanted to refuse, but the old man went to buy an aunt's towel, how did it feel weird?
However, looking at Qin Sixuan's pitiful appearance, Lin Fan really couldn't bear it, so he said: "Forget it, just buy it, that Qin star, what style do you want? Is it one with two small wings or an ultra-thin one that will absorb water?"
"I want to ......"
As soon as Qin Sixuan spoke, the willow eyebrows immediately wrinkled together, and he looked at Lin Fan with a strange face.
When Lin Fan saw her expression, he guessed that this woman must still think that she often bought aunt towels for women, and said, "What, Qin Daxing, don't get me wrong, this is the first time I've bought an aunt towel for someone? ”
Qin Sixuan's eyes became even stranger, and he showed a little disdain, as if to say, what kind of aunt towel advertisement are you reading for a big man?
Lin Fan slapped his forehead depressedly, feeling darker and darker, and he couldn't explain it clearly: "Yes, I won't explain, buy some for you to come back, I'll wait for me to come back obediently, don't move, let alone get out of bed without permission." ”
"En!" Qin Sixuan nodded obediently.
Then, Lin Fan was worried that Qin Sixuan was thirsty, so he poured her a glass of warm water and put it on the bedside table, and after thinking about it, he found a drink bottle and put it next to Qin Sixuan.
Lin Fan said with a serious face: "If you are thirsty, drink some water, if you want to shhh, take this drink bottle first, and put it on the ground after solving it, and wait for me to come back and help you pour it out, so what...... If you want to come to the tuba, then bear with me for a while and wait for me to come back and take you to the bathroom to solve the problem......"
Saying this, Lin Fan immediately escaped from the room, because Qin Sixuan's face was getting darker and darker, and he looked like he wanted to jump up and fight desperately......
took the elevator downstairs, there happened to be a supermarket downstairs, Lin Fan first bought the meat slices and vegetable seasonings used to make hot pot.
But when it was his turn to buy his aunt's towel, watching the people coming and going in the supermarket, Lin Fan felt nervous, even if Lin Fan had faced hundreds of mercenaries with guns alone, he had never been so nervous!
The "tyrant" of the dignified dark world buys an aunt's towel, if this is rumored, he must not laugh off other people's big teeth!
"Who has no since ancient times, and which man has not bought an aunt's towel?"
Lin Fan gritted his teeth, pretended to be relaxed and walked to the front desk, and said to the little beauty at the front desk: "Beauty, do you have any more personal things for women in your supermarket?
"What is personal?" the little beauty glared at her big eyes full of doubt.
"That's it......" Lin Fan hurriedly gestured to the little beauty in the shape of an aunt's scarf.
The little beauty thought for a long time, and suddenly realized, her little face was covered with blush, and said: "Sir, I know, don't compare, how embarrassing it is to be seen, I will give it to you." ”
"Okay, thanks. Lin Fan let out a long breath in his heart, fortunately he met a smarter waiter, otherwise he would inevitably be despised by others.
But soon, the little beauty took out something and almost made Lin Fan hug her head and cry, and the little beauty actually took out a box of Durex for Lin Fan.
"Beauty, you misunderstood me, I want something for you women. Lin Fan hurriedly compared the shape of the little beauty's aunt's towel again.
The little beauty looked suddenly enlightened, and brought Lin Fan a box of Minting, seventy-two hours of emergency contraception.
Lin Fan was completely speechless, and asked solemnly, "Beauty, are you from Mars?"
The little beauty blinked her eyes and said: "Actually, I used to think that I came from Mars! But sir, please think about us women, you are cool, but it is not easy for us women, safety first, please choose one." ”
Looking at the little beauty's serious expression, Lin Fan really wanted to hit his head against the wall.
"I want an aunt's towel, which is the aunt's towel that you women use. Lin Fan shouted angrily.
Boom~
As soon as these words came out, the entire supermarket suddenly fell silent, and a pair of strange eyes were all staring at Lin Fan's body, just like seeing a Martian.
The little beauty was also red and hot: "Sir, you ...... Do you want your aunt towel to say it earlier, why are you so loud, your aunt's towel is on that shelf. ”
Lin Fan rolled his eyes helplessly, hurriedly walked over to the shelf and took two packs, after thinking about it, Lin Fan was worried that Qin Sixuan would have to buy it for her himself when he ran out, and it would be embarrassing to save it, so he simply took ten packs, and the two aunts on the opposite side stared at Lin Fan with wide eyes and strange eyes.
"What do you see, haven't you seen a man using an aunt's towel?" Lin Fan yelled unhappily.
Ka~
The supermarket became quieter, and the eyes full of surprise, weirdness, and disdain all gathered on Lin Fan's body.
Another person whispered: What a good old man, he has changed his sex, it's really a shame for his ancestors......
Lin Fan thought back to what he had just said, and his face darkened instantly: "What's that...... You may have misheard...... Actually, I just wanted to say yes, men can also buy aunt towels, don't get me wrong, this is for my wife. ”
Hahaha~ha~
Hee-hee-hee~hee-hee~
Lin Fan didn't explain, but everyone in the supermarket burst out laughing at this explanation.
Lin Fan's face was full of black lines, feeling that he was getting darker and darker, and hurriedly settled the account and ran outside the supermarket with his things, and the little beauty at the front desk shouted in the back: Sir, I haven't found the money yet, Lin Fan said very generously: It's a tip for you......
Not long after, when Lin Fan returned to Qin Sixuan's room, the woman was leaning on the bed watching entertainment news, and when she saw Lin Fan coming back with a large bag of aunt towels, she also took a look: "Lin Fan, why are you buying so much?
"I'll use it too. Lin Fan was still unhappy about what happened just now, and he didn't care that he had a speech problem when he spoke.
Soon, Lin Fan turned his head and saw Qin Sixuan looking at him strangely, only then did he realize that he had said the wrong thing again, if there was a crack in the ground, Lin Fan couldn't wait to get into it!
"What's that...... Qin Daxing, listen to my explanation, in fact, things are not what you imagined, in fact, that ...... Damn, forget it, don't explain, you can think whatever you like, my aunt's towel is what I bought and used......"
Lin Fan's face was full of depression, today is a big shame!