Chapter 1347 Narcissism
"What about the back, how do you arrange the numbers in the back?" asked Han Lu.
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu also looked at Li Yong together, and their eyes were clearly full of questions.
They all wanted to know how many digits that number had reached now.
Li Yong smiled slightly, and said extremely sweetly: "Wei Fangxia is the fifth! Zhang Yurong is the sixth ......."
"What? Villain, you even soaked Officer Wei?" Han Lu exclaimed, and then said angrily: "I know that you have a problem with the woman with the child, and it's true! The child can't be the woman's own hand! That woman was born to her ex-husband, right? You fool, you're helping others raise children." ”
"Wife, are you still asking me to say nothing?" Li Yong sighed, really admiring Han Lu's imagination.
The child Zhang Yurong is carrying is obviously his little flower master, look at it, where did Han Lu think?
"Let's talk about it!" Han Lu put on an indifferent look again, it was useless to care about it now.
"Baoyu is seventh, Wang Li is eighth......"
As soon as Li Yong opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Han Lu's exclamation: "Oh my God, have you even soaked the fish? People are green flowers in the army, how can they look down on you? You bastard, there is even Wang Li......
Li Yong closed his mouth and looked at Han Lu quietly, he didn't like to be interrupted, but Han Lu interrupted him again and again, which made him not want to continue.
What do you mean by being a green flower in the army?
That's really hurtful, okay?
However, Han Lu was already interested, and she wanted to know how many women Li Yong had behind her back. So, he urged fiercely: "What else?
Li Yong sighed, so he had to continue: "Li Tianmei ninth, Li Yujie tenth, Liu Lingyin eleventh, Qian Lingling twelfth, Feng Yumeng thirteenth, Tian Qiushuang fourteenth, Luo Qingmin fifteenth, Huang Anhe sixteenth......"
Speaking of this, Han Lu blushed and interrupted Li Yong's words again: "Bastard, you dare to even soak my godsister?" And Sister Huang, oh my God, when did you get together with them, how could Sister Huang ......?"
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu hurriedly grabbed the excited Han Lu and persuaded, "Tell him to continue." ”
Listening to their tone, it is obviously emotional!
Li Yong said with a smile: "I regard you as the person I love the most, so I will tell you about it." If you're going to be angry, forget it! I'm not going to say it, so as not to make you angry. ”
"Don't be angry. We don't get angry. Xiao Xiaopan said with a smile.
"I'm not angry either. Tian Hailu also hurriedly said.
Li Yong looked at Han Lu, only to see Han Lu gritting his teeth and saying, "I'm not angry." ”
Still not angry?
This look, this tone, obviously not lightly angry, okay?
Is there such an angry liar as you?
"Say it quickly. Who else?" Han Lu waved his fist and almost hit Li Yong in the face.
Li Yong smiled slightly, and continued: "Liu Xiaoyue is the seventeenth, Zheng Hongli is the eighteenth ......"
"Listen, even my assistant Zheng Hongli, he and her hands are soaked, and I'm angry......" Han Lu gritted her teeth again, like an angry tigress, glaring at Li Yong: "Say, go on." ”
"Du Duoduo is the nineteenth, Zerimier is the twentieth, Gubu Sisi is the twenty-first, Fujino Qing is the twenty-second, Hongyu is the twenty-third, Tian Baiqing is the twenty-fourth, Wu Yuting is the twenty-fifth, Luchun is the twenty-sixth, Hu Yuexue is the twenty-seventh, Tianjican is the twenty-eighth, Maple Yeqing is the twenty-ninth, Tesli is the thirtieth, and Ye Chun is the thirty-first ......"
"Ye Chun, it turns out that Ye Chun has also been soaked, bastard, there are so many, why have you been hiding it from us? You say, what are your intentions?" Han Lu never imagined that Li Yong already had so many women.
"I'll tell you now, you're so angry that your mouth is crooked, if you tell you in advance......" Li Yong laughed.
"Who's crooked? Bastard, I'll strangle you. Han Lu pounced on Li Yong and grabbed Li Yong for a while.
Li Yong couldn't have imagined that unconsciously, he already had so many women.
Actually, there were a few more that he didn't have time to say.
That is Wang Huangya, Chihuahua, Xie Jingjing and Cong Xianjiao; if Li Yong calls them over, they will definitely rush over from Taiwan as soon as possible, regardless of all obstacles; and Cheng Meigu, and ......
Coupled with Li Jinyu, who Li Yong intends to marry, there are about thirty-six in total.
It's just that some of these women cultivate hard, and within three years, they may be able to reach the peak of their internal strength.
And others, but they don't cultivate much, and obviously can't meet the requirements.
Therefore, Li Yong has to find more wives and choose the best thirty-six wives from these wives.
Anyway, those who can't meet the requirements will be eliminated.
Just like universities, we also have to select the best for admission! When the time comes, the examination score system will be conducted, and there will be no difference of one point.
It is said that opening the Heavenly Mother Great Array is also accompanied by great dangers, and only when the strength reaches the peak of internal strength can it survive those dangers. It's not that Li Yong doesn't want those wives anymore, but he can't take them on adventures.
Everyone who followed Li Yong to open the Heavenly Mother Great Array, Li Yong was responsible for their lives.
"Wife, anyway, the women in this platoon will listen to you, you are their boss......" Li Yong hugged Han Lu and kissed her, and said with a smile in her ear: "You are the queen, they are concubines." As long as you give an order, the concubines will come out in full costume and greet you, and they will all pat your ass......"
Han Lu suddenly smiled when she thought of the supreme rights of those queens in the court drama.
This smile is like a budding flower bone. Immediately afterwards, the flower bones slowly bloomed, and the petals opened one by one, revealing the stamens hidden in the depths, and the fragrance of the flowers suddenly spread.
As soon as the smile opened, it immediately turned into a hearty laugh, Han Lu leaned back and closed with laughter, his eyes were direct, and the whole person almost went crazy, just like Fan Jinzhongju...... By the way, is the queen so funny?
"I'm the queen, haha, I'm the mother of a country......" Han Lu said triumphantly.
Li Yong thought to himself, 'You regard yourself as the queen, and your husband is the emperor!'
Unconsciously, Li Yong's status seems to have risen. It's just that he doesn't like the title of emperor, in his opinion, it's better to call him emperor than to call him Brother Yong.
"Sister Queen. "It's still Xiao Xiaopan who can pat himself on the back, that's what it's called.
"Sister Queen. Don't look at Tian Hailu, who usually doesn't smile, at this time, she is also very smart, and she followed Xiao Xiaopan to curry favor with Han Lu. This Han Lu was so happy that he waved his arms and kicked his legs.
Don't kick your pants out.
Waiting for Han Lu to stop laughing, he took the shelf and said like a queen: "The queen should be a mother!"
Empress!?
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu's expressions immediately became very exciting.
They didn't feel embarrassed to call Sister Queen, if this was called Queen Mother, who would be able to call it! Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hai looked at each other, and they both underestimated Han Lu's vanity.
At this moment, Li Yong interjected: "Between sisters, it is natural to be commensurate with sisters, the word Niangniang, it is called by maids and eunuchs, and between the concubines, it is not so strict, and the call of sister is the same." ”
Han Lu was also embarrassed to dwell on this question: "Then call me Sister Queen!"
Then, he instructed: "You can only call at home, not outside!"
Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu naturally hurriedly agreed.
What are you kidding, this is not a movie, and they can't scream outside!
After the three of them reached an agreement, Han Lu looked at Li Yong again: "You are not allowed to call the wife of the palace again." ”
Hongu, yo drink, this is the stage.
"Then I'll call you Lulu, right?" said Li Yong with a grin.
"No, I can't. Han Lu said categorically.
"Then what do I call you?" Li Yong was surprised.
"What do you think, how do emperors call empress?" Han Lu smiled charmingly and winked mischievously.
Let's see, is there such an unserious queen?
It seems that Han Lu is completely addicted to the role of the queen. Good actor.
Li Yong naturally wouldn't hit her, and said with a smile: "It should be called the queen!"
"That's right, your name is the queen of this palace, and they call it the queen sister of this palace......" Han Luyi said angrily.
Li Yong interrupted Han Lu: "Hey, you are the queen, I am the emperor! You can't call yourself the palace in front of the emperor! You should call yourself Zitong, Zitong or Xiaotong." ”
Han Lu pouted: "What a child, it's too ugly, I still like the queen and the queen mother more." ”
"Phew. ”
After returning to the mother, it was on. Li Yong, Xiao Xiaopan and Tian Hailu immediately turned their backs and kept a safe distance from Han Lu.
It's really been a long time to see people's hearts! Only then did they realize that Han Lu still had the idea of motherhood in the world.
It can't be a queen who crossed over to her!
"Hey, do you treat the queen like this? I warn you, if you dare to turn your back on me, I will ......."
Without waiting for Han Lu to finish speaking, the three of them turned around again. Then, Li Yong pounced on Han Lu.
No matter how queen she is, that's Li Yong's wife!
The four of them played for a while, and said some love words, and the night was dark; Han Lu was too happy, so he yawned and pulled Xiao Xiao and Tian Hailu to practice together; they sat together, their posture was seductive, and they were full of amorous feelings.
Li Yong looked at the past at a glance, the infinite scenery was beautiful.
Since then, Tian Hailu has also slept here, serving Li Yong together with Han Lu and Xiao Xiaopan.
They soon entered the cultivation process, and they had already forgotten about themselves.
But Li Yong was thinking in his heart that he wanted to build a big house and live with his thirty-six wives.
Regardless of whether Li Yong can serve the thirty-six wives overnight, just thinking about that kind of scene and process, Li Yong is excited. He felt a special sense of accomplishment and power.
couldn't help but start admiring himself, the kind he admired.
Super narcissistic guy!
It is said that everyone has a narcissistic side, and Li Yong finally amplified his narcissism at this time.
Don't bother my brother, my brother wants to be narcissistic for a while.