Chapter 911 Detoxification process
Li Yong said with serious relief: "Don't worry, she doesn't dare to do anything to you! You are my cousin, she is just a temporary guest; we are relatives, she is an outsider." If she dares to bully you, I'll smash her ass. ”
Li Jinyu showed a happy smile at this time, with Li Yong's words, she finally had a sense of security.
In order to show favor to Wang Li, she swayed towards Li Yong and said coquettishly: "Brother Yong, how can you be so violent? I don't allow you to spank her ass, let alone beat her ass." ”
Wang Li had the experience of being spanked by Li Yong, and every time she thought about it, she shuddered.
At this time, when she heard Li Jinyu protecting her, she couldn't help but cast a grateful look.
She didn't treat Li Jinyu as a fish, so when she looked at Li Jinyu, she didn't feel like she had a big appetite.
However, as soon as she heard Li Jinyu's words, she suddenly rolled her eyes, and really wanted to eat Li Jinyu in one bite.
"Brother Yong, if she eats me, you can eat her too, why do you want to spank her? How painful!" When he said this, Li Jinyu still hugged Li Yong's arm and shook it, with a childish expression of a minor.
Wang Li thought to herself: 'I'd rather be spanked than eaten!' ’
Li Yong patted Li Jinyu's head and said solemnly: "We are all civilized people, we have long bid farewell to the ancient times of naked fruit bodies and hairy blood drinking, everyone can't eat and eat, I'll still spank!"
At this time, Wang Li suddenly felt that spanking was simply a gift.
"Brother Yong, you are so perverted. Li Jinyu praised it, then walked slowly to Wang Li, and said with a smile: "This beautiful sister, you are not allowed to eat me! I hope we can become good friends." ”
"I'm very well-behaved, I can listen to you, as long as you don't eat me, I'm willing to listen to you for anything. Seeing that he had to live with Wang Li, Li Jinyu had to change his strategy and curry favor with Wang Li.
"I never eat fish. Wang Li's face was expressionless, but she was secretly vigilant in her heart.
"Thank God, beautiful sister, I found that you are not only beautiful, but also definitely a cat demon with a beautiful heart, I adore you so much!" Li Jinyu praised him. Whoever doesn't eat fish, she worships.
Wang Li smiled slightly, quite useful. I've seen a lot of praise for her beauty, but it's the first time I've met her for the beauty of her soul. She thought that only she knew the beauty of her soul, and she didn't think that Li Jinyu would also know it.
This made them immediately close to each other, and looking at Li Jinyu, Wang Li suddenly felt that she had become cute.
Li Yong interrupted them and asked Li Jinyu, "That old goldfish, are you okay?"
Because Li Jinyu came back early to help an old goldfish heal, Li Yong asked this question.
"Alright. Li Jinyu replied: "It's just that he is too old and weak, and he shouldn't live long." ”
When it comes to the old goldfish, Li Jinyu is a little sad, her feelings for the old goldfish are like the granddaughter and grandfather in human society. Now, the old goldfish has failed to transform and is running out of life, facing the threat of old age.
Li Yong smiled slightly: "I may be able to let it live a little longer." ”
"Really?" asked Li Jinyu excitedly.
"Don't forget, I'm a doctor. Li Yong said proudly.
"But, don't you only be able to treat people?" Li Jinyu said: "The last time I was injured, you didn't have the rule of law. ”
"However, I have developed longevity pills that can prolong the life of living beings. As he spoke, Li Yong took out a black longevity pill, handed it over in a chic manner, and said with a triumphant smile: "This is the longevity medicine, which is my ancestral magic medicine." You give it food and promise to keep it alive for a few more years. ”
"Thank you. Li Jinyu immediately smelled the medicinal fragrance of the pill, and her intuition told her that this pill was very advanced.
Li Yong hesitated again: "It's just that humans have a negative effect when they eat it, I don't know what will happen to your fish if they eat it?"
I haven't seen a fish fart or not, and I don't know if a fish can fart or not. However, Li Yong thought of a fish, with the help of a fart, rushing forward like a fly, jumping out of the water more than ten meters high at once, and he felt very interesting.
"As long as you can survive, you are afraid of a little negative effect. Brother Yong, I'll go and give it to my grandfather now. Back then, if it weren't for Grandpa Yu's help, I wouldn't have turned into a human so quickly, and I want to repay it. ”
As he spoke, Li Jinyu turned into a yellow light and disappeared immediately.
In an instant, she had returned to the deep cave at the bottom of the Blue Moon Lake and found the old goldfish.
"Grandpa Yu, I found a longevity medicine in the world, you can take it quickly! It is said that it can make you live for several more years. She handed the black pill to a bearded, old-fashioned goldfish.
The big goldfish was covered with dust, and the golden scales were dull to gray, and it was not too young at first glance.
Hearing Li Jinyu's words, he opened his faint eyes hard, and said weakly: "It's useless, it's useless to eat anything." Little fish, when I die, you will eat me to increase your strength. Human beings are very cunning, and you must be cautious in human society and be careful of being calculated. ”
"Grandpa Yu, you try it, what if it works?" Li Jinyu handed the pill to the old goldfish's mouth.
"It's useless...... old goldfish was refusing, but as soon as it opened its mouth, it sucked the pill into its mouth.
Immediately, he mixed into the town and exclaimed, "What kind of medicine is this?"
Li Jinyu was startled: "Grandpa Yu, what's wrong with you?"
The old goldfish shed muddy tears and shouted excitedly: "This is a miracle medicine! It contains wonderful vitality, and I seem to be able to live a few more years...... Poof......"
In the end, the old goldfish suddenly let out a fart, only to see a big blister, which quickly rose.
Because it is underwater, the current blocks the propagation of the sound, so the sound is not loud.
And because it's underwater, the current wraps around the smell of the fart, so the fart doesn't stink too much.
However, the impact of this fart was a little too strong, and the old goldfish suddenly rushed forward, leaned over, and slammed his head against the stone wall of the cave. It was dizzy for a while, and even a large purple-red bag was on its head.
"Ugh...... It hurts me to death. The old goldfish had just let out a bitter cry, and another fart was released by him.
The impact was even stronger, causing him to knock down the rocks in the cave.
A larger bag also came out of his head.
This time, it no longer screamed in pain, but a burst of horror, and while looking around, it roared angrily: "Who beat me? Who? What kind of ability is it to carry out a sneak attack? There is a kind of ...... you come out for me."
Immediately after, the fart kept removing, and the old goldfish couldn't control this power, and in a few clicks, the cave collapsed.
"Grandpa Yu, what's wrong with you!" Li Jinyu was dumbfounded and asked loudly.
"I don't know, what the hell is going on? It's terrifying! Even if I don't die of old age, I'm going to be scared to death, could it be that I have awakened a special function?"
He couldn't hold his body, and each fart gave him a shock, and he rushed out of the cave and into the Blue Moon Lake. Every time I rushed forward, there was a long string of blisters behind my buttocks, and a small fish strayed into it and fainted directly.
The old goldfish rampage in the water for a while, then rushed directly out of the water, turned over in the air, leaving a perfect parabola, a 'bang', and then a fart, and then fell into the water. Whoa...... There was a big splash of water, with a radius of more than 100 meters, and all the white waves were rolling.
Luckily, it was late at night, and there were no tourists in the Blue Moon Lake.
Fortunately, Deng Yinchuan was seriously injured by cauliflower and was taken back to Beihaimen by Tang Shu to recuperate, and did not catch fish monsters here.
Therefore, the old goldfish made such a big noise, but no one found it.
Only Li Yong sensed it, glanced at it from a distance, and showed a bad smile.
Fish fart too! And this fart is even more domineering than humans. What an eye-opener. ’
At this time, Li Yong had already returned to the bedroom of the villa in front, took a bath, and lay on the big bed.
After watching the old goldfish's fart performance with great interest for a while, Li Yong withdrew his gaze.
"Brother Yong, Grandpa Yu went crazy after eating your longevity medicine. Li Jinyu suddenly rushed in, panting and said to Li Yong: "He jumps around and doesn't stop for a moment, what can I do?"
Li Yong said indifferently: "Don't worry, wait a little longer, and you'll be fine." ”
"However, Grandpa Yu hasn't swam for more than a hundred years, he is very old, and his heart is not good, so he won't be tired to death if he suddenly does such a strenuous exercise!" Li Jinyu worried: "Is your medicine poisonous?"
Don't be anxious, now he is farting, in fact, farting is a process of detoxification, and when he finishes detoxifying, I guarantee that he will not die. Li Yong said seriously.
"This ......," Li Jinyu was skeptical.
"You go back and look at him and tell him not to come and thank me. Li Yong smiled slightly: "I want to rest, don't bother me again." ”
Li Goldfish had no choice but to return to the Blue Moon Lake, she watched the old goldfish, and let out a fart for twenty minutes in a row, turning the lake water within a radius of several kilometers into turbidity, and the stinky smell behind her, I don't know how many caviar fish grandchildren were smoked to death.
When the old goldfish finally stopped, Li goldfish hurriedly rushed over with his breath.
I saw that the old goldfish had hit the mouth deformed, the head was broken and the blood flowed, the gills of the fish were broken a hole, the fins were also broken, and the bright red blood kept flowing into the water, dyeing the surrounding lakes red.
There are also fish scales on the body, most of which fall off, as if they escaped from the fishing net after a lot of hardships.
Li Jinyu pounced, hugged it, and said bitterly: "Grandpa Yu, I'm sorry, it's all because I'm too gullible about human beings......"
"Hahaha......" Before Li Jinyu finished speaking, the old goldfish suddenly burst out laughing, this kind of laughter is no longer weak, nor is it dull, but full of spirit, and his voice is high and extremely loud.