Hearing his answer, there was silence in the classroom, and the pin drop could be heard. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, only a few seconds passed, and the room was full of applause and applause!

Li Wenfeng, Zhao Bingqian, Lin Qingxuan, Zhang Ziyi, Su Yingxue and other people who are familiar with him, needless to say, their hands are swollen.

And in the hearts of almost all the students in the classroom, Mr. Ye is really too witty, and this answer is simply a classic!

Especially in the eyes of those girls, Mr. Ye not only has a high appearance, but also has a high EQ, and now this IQ is also explosive!

For a while, the entire classroom was full of electric sparks from the girls' eyes.

Only He Yun, who was sitting in the back row, was full of jealousy and unhappiness, when Ye Haochuan was with him before, the whole person was like an elm pimple, when was he so witty?

"This Ye Haochuan, it's really interesting!" But it was the tall boy sitting next to him, with a playful face.

When He Yun heard this, her whole body leaned up, and she said nonchalantly: "Brother Dong, Ye Haochuan's bastard is too hateful, when will you give someone a head?"

"Help you out, what's in it for me?" A hint of an ambiguous smile appeared on the tall boy's seemingly honest face.

"It's a big deal, I'll go back later, people can toss whatever you want!" He Yun said coquettishly.

The tall boy said, "Okay, you say, how do you want me to clean him up?"

"What do you mean to abolish one of his legs? All three legs are going to be abolished for me! The old lady wants him to not be a man for the rest of his life!" He Yun said with a vicious face.

The tall boy was slightly startled, glanced at He Yun in surprise, and said in his heart that this woman is vicious enough, she actually wants Lao Tzu to abolish his ex-boyfriend's three legs, what is the third leg?

He Yun didn't notice the change in his expression, and continued to say viciously: "Not only will you abolish his third leg, but also your hands, and you want him to crawl in front of the old lady like a pug and kowtow and beg for mercy......"

At this time, Zhao Bingqian stood up indignantly, and snorted in response to the previous boy's question: "You are so dirty, you are embarrassed to say that we women are ****, why don't you ask you what is the use of being a **********?"

The boy who asked the question was flushed.

At this time, several other boys around him coaxed and shouted at Ye Haochuan: "Teacher Ye, I'll leave it to you to explain." ”

Raising his hand, Ye Haochuan motioned for everyone to be quiet, and glanced at Zhao Bingqian, little girl, it's really not a fuel-efficient lamp!

"What's the use of a man's cock? Of course, it's a fighter in an airplane, a seeder for sowing and irrigation, a piling machine when it's popping, and a soybean milk machine for beauty and beauty!"

As soon as Ye Haochuan's answer came out, everyone in the classroom burst into laughter again, especially those boys, who burst into tears one by one, this Teacher Ye is really witty.

"Bad uncle, Uncle Lust!"

At this time, Zhao Bingqian, how could she not hear the meaning contained in it, her face was flushed with shame, she scolded him twice, stomped her feet lightly, and sat back.

However, there are still many people who are at a loss, especially those simple girls, the seeder and the pile driver are easy to understand, what does that soymilk machine mean? Is it a shhhh

Like Lin Qingxuan among the four golden hairpins, she was a simple-minded girl, and when she heard this, she couldn't help but ask Zhang Ziyi beside her: "Sister Ziyi, is that ...... How can it be a soymilk machine for beauty and beauty?"

Zhang Ziyi couldn't cry or laugh on the spot, and gently explained in her ear.

"Ahh

Lin Qingxuan came to her senses at this time, and her face turned red with shame, this Brother Ye is really bad, and she won't dare to talk to him in the future.

Next, the students continued to ask questions, and the questions they asked were also strange.

"Teacher Ye, when men and women are popping, are men more comfortable, or women are more comfortable?"

"You pick your nose with your hand, is it a good nose? or a good hand?"

"Oh, the nose is cool! Thank you, Mr. Ye!"

……

"Teacher, why can't a woman have sex when she comes to her aunt?"

"And when your nose bleeds, do you still pick your nose with your hand?"

"Oh, no. Thank you, Mr. Ye!"

……

"Since women are more comfortable than men, why do women resist when men rape women?"

"When you're walking on the main road. Someone else comes and picks your nose. Would you like to?ah~"

"Oh, no. Thank you, Mr. Ye!"

……

"Teacher Ye, the flat-chested sister paper gives birth to a baby in the future, can she squeeze out milk?"

"That little Ding Ding man, can't he shush out of the water?"

"Oh, Mr. Ye, I understand. ”

……

Under Ye Haochuan's various witty replies, the atmosphere in the classroom became higher and higher.

When class was about to end, many students were still a little reluctant.

However, both boys and girls think that his lectures are funny, although a bit meaty, but harmless, they all said that they will make an appointment to listen to him when the elective courses start next week, and they will also bring their classmates to audit.

Coming out of the classroom, Ye Haochuan happened to meet Kou Jing, who also came out of the classroom.

Seeing her tired look, Ye Haochuan felt inexplicably funny in his heart.

"Ye Haochuan, how did you give a lecture just now?, how did I listen to your enthusiasm over there?" Kou Jing said with some confusion.

"Secret. Ye Haochuan played with the pass and said with a smile.

Kou Jing gave him a blank look: "Cut." ”

Seeing that she was unhappy, Ye Haochuan had no choice but to hehe: "It's actually very simple, as long as you step off the podium and walk around in front of the students for a lap or two, they will naturally be enthusiastic!"

"Really?" Kou Jing was a little puzzled.

Alas, I really don't know what to say about you, you are dressed like this, and you have the shadow of Teacher Cang all over your body, who doesn't like it, students? Just get off the podium and walk around twice, and make sure that the wolf cubs are dizzy and screaming!

Ye Haochuan was speechless, but he didn't want to say this idea, in the final analysis, she was also a woman she had set in, let her please those wolf cubs, how could she also suffer a loss!

"Of course. If you don't believe me, ask my students if I've ever stood on the podium all night?"

Ye Haochuan patted his chest, explained, and suddenly laughed again, and said: "Doctor Kou, I can remind you, let's still make a bet, tonight's class was a great success, and it was very popular with the students, and the class starts next week, I'm afraid the classroom will be full." ”

Kou Jing didn't know that he was demonstrating to herself, and hummed: "Hmph, you are less proud, there are still two days of elective time, I won't lose to you." ”

After saying that, he ignored him, turned around and left.

Watching her leave angrily, Ye Haochuan shook his head, alas, I have to ride it for a lifetime, why bother?

was about to leave the teaching building, when He Yun's cold voice came from behind him: "Ye Haochuan, stop for me!"