Chapter 1312 It's all delicious
Torture others and be happy with yourself.
In everyone's heart, there seems to be a kind of schadenfreude mentality.
It's like laughing when you see a person accidentally fall.
Often, the worse you fall, the harder you laugh.
It's like a person falling to the ground, which is obviously more laughable than falling on shit.
Now, Li Tianmei and Li Yujie are torturing Li Yong with this kind of psychology.
They pinched Li Yong's mouth, face, and eyes into all kinds of funny expressions, and then smiled at this expression. In their minds, Li Yong is often smiling, bohemian and cynical, but also serious, flamboyant and sanctimonious.
Now under the joint efforts of the two sisters, Li Yong will occasionally cooperate, and he will become a funny clown again, funny, witty and humorous, making people laugh.
They were having fun and wanted to tie Li Yong's hair up.
But Li Yong's hair was too short to tie up, so they found another way to put a wig on Li Yong.
"Wow, Brother Yong, you're like a great beauty. Li Tianmei was surprised.
"More beautiful than us. Li Yujie nodded seriously.
Li Yong picked up the mirror and looked at it, and said lightly: "It's too fake!"
"Shemales. Li Tianmei and Li Yujie said these two words almost at the same time.
Li Yong's face darkened, and Li Tianmei and Li Yujie had already laughed.
They laughed and fell into Li Yong's arms, beating and beating Li Yong.
Seeing that they were happy like two crazy people, Li Yong also smiled slightly.
I think as long as they're happy and happy, it doesn't matter if they're a shemale.
To be a man, you must not think of the past, not be afraid of the future, and smile at the present.
As long as you are happy and happy, life is meaningful.
After making a fuss for a while, Li Tianmei and Li Yujie finally let Li Yong go.
Seeing that the time was not early, Li Yong asked, "During this time, has anyone come to me?"
"Yes, every day, in the morning, I heard from the front desk, there is a group of them. As she spoke, Li Tianmei took out a piece of paper full of names and handed it to Li Yong: "These are the people who were recorded at the front desk to find you, you can take a look." ”
Li Yong looked at the long list, most of them didn't know, and even if they did, he didn't want to see them.
Seeing the end, he found that there were no names of Zerimier, Gu Busisi, Taisli and Zheng Zheng in it, Li Yong asked Li Tianmei and Li Yujie in confusion: "Why don't you write their names?"
"Who are they?" Li Tianmei and Li Yujie looked at Li Yong, even more puzzled than Li Yong.
Li Yong patted his head, and then remembered that Li Tianmei and Li Yujie didn't know the four of them at all.
"I forgot, you don't know. Li Yong said with a smile.
"Then who are they?" asked Li Tianmei again.
"Brother Yong, what are you looking for them?" asked Li Yujie.
Li Yong hesitated for a moment, and finally told Li Tianmei and Li Yujie about his relationship with Zerimier, Gu Busisi, Taisli, and Zheng Zheng: "They are all my wives. ”
"Oh my God, why do you have four more wives?" Li Tianmei exclaimed: "No wonder you haven't come to visit us for a long time, it's too busy!" There was obviously a little jealousy in this tone.
"Brother Yong, how did you meet them? I want to know the story between you. Li Yujie was down-to-earth and generous, and she didn't show her jealousy at all.
Li Yong pulled Li Tianmei and Li Yujie to sit down, holding Li Tianmei with his left arm and Li Yujie with his right arm, and slowly told them the story between him and Zerimier and Gu Busisi.
Then, he went on to tell the story between him and the two daughters, Taisli and Zheng Zheng.
Because Zerimier and Gubu Sisi were met by him in Japan, and it was he who met Tasley and Zheng in Taiwan. The love story of the two places, told separately, is not easy to confuse.
Li Yong just spoke briefly and told a general story framework.
As for the details, it depends on the two smart brains of Li Tianmei and Li Yujie to think and associate.
Although what Li Yong said was not very exciting, they still heard Li Tianmei and Li Yujie amazed, and they seemed to have imagined that Li Yong had not spoken out the part, and they also carried out more in-depth fantasies.
"Brother Yong, how many times have you slept with them?"
"How did they sleep together?" thought to the end, and they asked something unimaginable.
In this regard, they think that coming out of Li Yong's mouth makes them even more excited.
"Do you want me to tell you a story?" asked Li Yong with a smile.
"Just say one!" Li Tianmei blinked excitedly, her face already flushed.
"yes! Li Yujie was also in high spirits and seemed to be impatient.
Li Yong coughed lightly, and already remembered a joke in his heart, so he said lightly: "Let's talk about me and Zerimier first! At night, I climbed into her room through the window, and she had been waiting for me for a long time. I sat on the edge of her bed and talked to her, and I have forgotten what it was, but I remember that it was a good conversation. ”
"Just chat!"
"Didn't do anything else?"
"She must be beautiful!"
"You run to her room in the middle of the night and don't do anything? ”
Li Tianmei and Li Yujie asked several questions at once.
Li Yongle smiled and said, "Of course I have to do something else, otherwise, what am I doing in her room in the middle of the night? I want to take off her clothes and sleep with her." So, I chatted with her first, and from eleven o'clock in the evening until one o'clock in the morning, I took off her shirt and wanted to make out with her. But she still wants to talk to me, saying that she will be intimate after chatting. ”
Li Yong paused and continued: "We talked from one o'clock in the morning to three o'clock, and I took off her skirt again, wanting to make love with her, but she still wanted to talk to me, and then we talked from three o'clock to five o'clock, and I took off her shoes again and wanted to make love to her. She rejected me again and just wanted to talk to me, saying she hadn't talked enough. We had to continue talking, and at seven o'clock in the morning, we took off her socks again......"
"Oh my God, it's seven o'clock in the morning. "Li Tianmei has never seen Li Yong talk so well.
"You can always be intimate now!" Li Yujie also felt that they were talking too much.
Li Yong deliberately showed a distressed expression: "I want to too!" However, she is still wearing a hood and panties. When I think about it, when I take off a piece of clothing, I have to talk for two hours. By the time she strips off all her clothes, it may be afternoon. I didn't sleep all night, and I was hungry in the morning, so I couldn't make it through the afternoon, so I took my leave and left......"
"Hahaha......" Li Tianmei and Li Yujie laughed, leaning forward and backward with laughter, staggering back and forth.
They knew that Li Yong was not so stupid, and he would definitely not be so slow to undress.
However, listening to Li Yong's words, they have a sense of substitution.
"What else, did you go again the next day?" Li Tianmei and Li Yujie asked together.
"Go!" In order to make them happy, Li Yong continued to make up nonsense.
"How's it going? won't we talk all night!" Li Tianmei said with a smile.
"Brother Yong, you give her a massage! As soon as she massages her body, she will take off her clothes and throw herself into your arms, and she will not pester you to chat at all. Li Yujie likes and indulges in Li Yong's massage techniques very much, and she thinks that other women must be like her. In fact, as she said, Li Yong's ecstasy fingering is invincible.
Li Yong nodded, then raised his hands and pressed them on Li Yujie.
Li Yujie hurriedly jumped away and said with a smile: "Brother Yong, be merciful, your clothes have just been put on!"
Li Yong grabbed Li Tianmei again, but Li Tianmei didn't dodge and came up directly.
Li Yong didn't take off her clothes, nor did he induce the method of ecstasy, but just held her face and kissed her twice.
Li Yujie also came up, gave a fragrant kiss, and asked with a smile: "Brother Yong, which mouth do you say is more delicious?"
Li Yong naturally did not be partial, and said seriously: "It's all delicious." ”
The three of them laughed for a while, and finally, returned to the original topic. Li Tianmei told Li Yong: "When they moved in, they didn't say they were looking for you! ”
Li Yong snorted and said, "It's not too early, I'm going to find them." ”
"The four of them are very strange! As soon as they checked into the hotel, they stayed in their rooms and never came out. The waiter went to bring them food, but they didn't want it, and said they didn't want the waiter to bother them anymore. Li Tianmei said with a smile.
"They are all martial artists, and when they are cultivating, they don't need to eat. Li Yong explained.
"Yes, I once practiced for three days at once, and when it was over, I didn't feel hungry. Li Yujie said with a smile: "At that time, I thought it was only half a day, but when I looked at the calendar, I realized that three days had passed." ”
Li Tianmei said: "I have also felt this way, it's really strange." Not only did they forget the time, but they also forgot about their hunger. I think that if I hadn't taken care of my work in the hotel, I would have been able to practice for a longer time. ”
Li Yong smiled and said, "Then let's practice hard! The work in the hotel can be handed over to others." Three years later, I need thirty-six wives who have cultivated to the peak of internal strength to help me open the Heavenly Mother Great Array, and I hope to have the two of you. ”
"Okay!"
"We'll definitely do it. Li Tianmei and Li Yujie said excitedly.
Li Yong looked down and saw that Zerimier and Gu Bu Sisi had finished their cultivation, so he got up and said, "They have already woken up, don't accompany me, go about your own business!" I picked them up and went home." ”
Li Tianmei and Li Yujie agreed, and went to work on their respective jobs.
They recruited the assistant manager and the foreman, arranged the work in the hotel, and prepared for a long penance.
They want to help Li Yong a little bit after three years, with their small strength.