337 Two prostitutes
As soon as the two fish were thrown in, it was like pouring a scoop of cold water into a hot oil pot, and the two fish turned into two red and blue shadows, chasing each other fiercely in the water, and the turbid waves rolled, and the water crackled and splashed the faces of the three people.
"~!, so cruel!" Dou Yuntao said with a stunned face.
"Haha, bite, bite hard~!bite him!" The pillar squatted on the ground and gloated loudly, waving his fist excitedly to cheer up one of them.
Yang Ling looked at the pillar with black lines on his head, this thing was bitten just now, and he probably held a sulk in his heart.
In less than half a minute, the victory and defeat were divided, a dung fork jumped out of the water with a bang, drew a parabola in the air and fell on the river beach with a "snap", the scales on the body were bitten off several times, and the flesh was turned out, but it was still jumping around on the ground, and after a while, it looked like it was about to jump into the river.
Yang Ling picked it up, and in the big puddle, the winning dung fork swam excitedly in the water, as if he was still waiting for the next opponent.
Yang Ling threw the dung fork in his hand again.
"Brother Yang, can this one still fight?" asked Zhuzi in surprise, pointing to the bitten fish.
"Of course, don't look at it very badly, it's actually a skin injury, and this thing is getting stronger and stronger! ”
Almost naked, the three men pouted their butts and crouched in a circle on the river beach against the scorching sun, occasionally waving their fists or letting out an exclamation.
The scene is weird!
"Second brother~, what are you doing?"
A surprised voice came from behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Yang Lei and Han Xinglin standing behind them wearing straw hats, and the three of them quickly stood up.
Yang Lei was used to staying in the countryside, so she didn't feel anything in the face of three men who only wore pants, but Han Xinglin's face was flushed with shame, and she quickly twisted her head to the side.
"Oh~!uh~!hehe, why are you here, we're fighting dung forks!" Yang Ling came back to his senses and said with a dry smile.
"Cut~!What's so fun about the dung fork, sister-in-law, ignore them, follow me elsewhere!" After speaking, she pulled Han Xinglin and walked downstream of the river beach, and soon turned a corner and disappeared behind flowers and plants and a row of willow forests.
"What's more fun down there?" asked Dou Yuntao as he looked at the direction the two women had left.
"There's nothing fun to do, it's just a small pool, they must have gone swimming!" Yang Ling squatted down and watched the two dung forks fight in the puddle.
Faintly, there was a laugh from behind the willow forest.
"Xiaolei, don't make trouble, I'll take off ...... by myself"
"Ah~!Sister-in-law, your skin is so white~!"
"Hee-hee, don't touch me, I'm afraid of itching......"
"Ah~!Sister-in-law, your breasts are so big, tsk, my second brother is blessed......"
……
Zhu Zi and Dou Yuntao's eyes stared at the small puddle, but their ears were fluttering, and they listened attentively.
Yang Ling scooped up the two dung forks from the puddle with a black face, and as soon as he raised his hand, the two dung forks fell far into the river in an arc, "poof, poof" twice, splashing two small splashes.
He originally wanted to take it back and secretly put it into the small pool of the system, but after thinking about it, he gave up, if this thing mutated and grew up under the stimulation of the well water, maybe it would jump out and cause a flock of white birds to disaster.
The two didn't seem to notice that the dung fork was gone, and they were still crouching on the ground staring intently at the puddle.
You uncle!
Yang Ling angrily kicked the two of them on the buttocks, rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go, go back!"
"Oh~!" the two of them came back to their senses and stood up with a smile.
Back at home, the three of them continued to sit under the grape trellis and continued to deal with the grapes in the pot, until they had eaten a whole large pot of grapes, and then they were satisfied to lie on the stool and hum comfortably.
In the thick of summer, lying under the grape shed in the shade, blowing the wind full of grass and flowers, and listening to the chirping of cicadas with your eyes closed, this kind of day is simply indescribable.
The three of them didn't bother to speak, and slowly they all let out a slight snoring sound!
I don't know how long I slept, Yang Ling felt a small hand pinch his face, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a little girl stepping on a stool and crawling on him.
"Yan'er~! come, the second uncle hugs. As soon as Yang Ling stretched out his hand, he picked her up and sat down on his belly.
"Second uncle, you're so lazy~!" Yang Yan'er's little slippers fell to the ground, and her little feet kicked around on his arms, happy and messy.
"Didn't you go to the second aunt's house, who did you come back with?" Yang Ling asked by pinching her little nose.
"The second aunt and grandmother sent me back!"
Yang Ling sat up all of a sudden, put Yan'er on the ground, and then kicked the sleeping pillar and Dou Yuntao with his feet, "Don't sleep, follow me to the door to recognize relatives!"
The two had no choice but to get up, and then rinsed their faces with cold water by the well, and then followed them out.
At this time, it was already evening, the sun had set on the ridge, the afterglow was obliquely shining, the mountain village that had been hot for a day began to become active, cats and dogs did not know to drill out of that memorabilia, running around Huan'er, from time to time a few dog barks in the distance, and a few cowbells jingling in the wind outside the village, light and comfortable.
……
Early the next morning, relatives arrived one after another, the eldest aunt's family, the second aunt's family, including two cousins and cousins who had not seen each other for many years, as well as the mother's family of the old mother and several aunts.
As the saying goes, people live seventy years old, eighty years old is even rarer, of course, in modern times, as long as there is no disease and no disaster, the average person lives seventy or eighty years old is like playing, but in this small mountain village, the eighty-year-old man's birthday, or a great event, usually marriage and funeral marriage is a human sophistication, but to the longevity of the old man's blessing, that is to be a fairy.
Therefore, almost all of the more than a dozen families in the village have come with their families, and even one cat and dog are missing.
There is a big pergola in the courtyard of the third uncle, which is full of eight immortal tables, playing cards, chatting, drinking tea, crowded, adults laughing, children barking, cats jumping and dogs biting, and it is a lively mess.
In front of the door of the hall is a new couplet:
Blessing is like the long flowing water of the East China Sea,
Shoubi Nanshan Immortal Pine.
Horizontal batch: pine crane prolongs the year.
The grandparents sat at the top of the hall, their faces ruddy and full of energy, not at all like an eighty-year-old man, who was happily receiving the blessings of relatives and friends.
Yang Lei and Han Xinglin stood next to the two old men, holding a plate to receive red envelopes.
And almost all the guests couldn't help but praise a few words after seeing Han Xinglin, saying that this girl was really handsome or something, she was ashamed to stand and sit or sit, and Yang Lingle, who was hiding next to her and chatting and farting with Dou Yuntao and Zhuzi, couldn't close her legs. (To be continued.) )