Chapter 770: Dry Cousin

A guy standing at the front with the coffin felt a little dazzled, and couldn't help but let go of his hand to rub his eyes with an exclamation, the bar slipped, and the heavy coffin "Bang Dong~!" smashed on the ground, and even a few people behind him couldn't support it, and all of them fell down, fortunately there was a threshold resting, otherwise all the people might have their feet broken. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

A half-pulled old man standing at the back blew his beard and stared at one of the guys, kicking one of them, and yelling: "You little rabbit cub, you can't do anything if you fart, be careful to go back and pick your skin......"

Before he finished his words, he saw Zhang Sanye, who had already walked in front of the coffin, and suddenly trembled, retreated several steps back like a ghost, and pointed at Zhang Sanye with his hand trembling and speechless.

The movement of the mourning hall alarmed everyone, and at this time, they all put down their work and gathered around to help, only to see the scene that they will remember for the rest of their lives.

Zhang Sanye, who was already dead, walked out of the gate with white hair like a chicken nest on his head, smiling.

Everyone was dumbfounded, the coffin was about to be opened, but the person ran out vividly, this ...... This is simply unreasonable!

What about the coffin, what about the mourning hall, what about the wreaths, what about the prepared meals, and the pits on the mountain are almost dug, what should I do?

For a while, there was an incomparable silence in front of the door, and the strange silence made several earth dogs running around frightened into the dead grass around them.

Zhang Sanye didn't have time to pay attention to them, and went to the toilet with his stomach covered.

It's fast and agile.

……

Next, Zhang Sanye's house started a new round of chickens, flying dogs, and jumping.

Yang Ling secretly said hello to his father and went home.

This kind of thing is worth celebrating, but it is someone else's business, and there are two women in my own family who are like flowers and fairies, and they stay at home alone and have no one to take care of them.

Not to mention that Yang Ling came home to accompany his two women to talk about this matter, and this strange and bizarre thing that happened at Zhang Sanye's house has spread like wings.

Now, it's not a few decades ago, the news is spread by the power of the feet, mobile phone calls, WeChat and Weibo, these rural people are playing the same tricks.

spread to the next village, that is, Zhang Sanye died one day and got up from bed again.

and then spread to the next village next door, that is, three days after Zhang Sanye died, he climbed out of the coffin lid again.

Then it was spread out, that is, an old man in Eagle's Beak Bay had been dead for seven days, and when the first seven went to the grave, someone heard movement in the grave, and after digging it up, he opened the coffin, and the old man crawled out with a red face.

Continue to pass on, Zhang Sanye is no longer an ordinary person, all the immortals have helped, he has become an immortal, ranked in the immortal class, provoked ten miles and eight villages and even many believers in the county town came to kowtow and give gifts.

Of course, that's all for later.

Yang Ling was taking the two women around his house at this time, telling them about the grass and trees, bricks and gravel that he was familiar with, and by the way, he also talked about some troubles from his childhood, which made the two women smile and bloom like flowers in the cold wind.

Half a day passed in a flash, in the afternoon, the eldest brother Yang Cheng and sister-in-law Huang Juan also drove home with Yan'er, and in the evening, Yang Xu and Feng Xin also took their son home.

Except for the eldest sister who got married, all the people in the Yang family finally arrived before the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

In the evening, everyone in the Yang family got together to eat dumplings, and then chatted and played cards.

Yang Ling secretly called his father and uncle to the side, then took out a small bottle and said: "Uncle, I can't stay at home for a long time, you can take these medicines first, if there is anyone in the village who is not in good health, you can give them to eat, or it doesn't matter if everyone sends one or two, but don't let them take them out of the village, it's best to watch them eat!"

Yang Shushu nodded and put the medicine away, he studied Chinese medicine for a period of time when he was young, and later participated in the training of national barefoot doctors, and now he is a resident village doctor in the village, but it is generally used to reimburse a few dollars of medicine for colds, fevers, and bruises, and see serious diseases, which is not good.

However, with this medicine, if someone in the village is seriously ill in the future, as long as he does not die, he can be saved, and he can also be saved if he is critical.

After the uncle left, Yang Ling looked at his father with some embarrassment and said, "Dad, you and your mother must keep Xiaojing's matter a secret for the time being, don't let everyone know!"

Yang Benshun glanced at him lightly, "I want you to say that you don't have a good time (the third sound, stupid), I have discussed it with your mother, and I will say that your classmate is a goddaughter recognized by your distant aunt and your godcousin......"

Yang Ling couldn't help but sweat on his forehead, his cousin...... Dry...... Cousin......

Dad left for a long time, Yang Ling still stayed where he was, kept repeating in his heart, and finally couldn't help but shudder a few times, this title is so powerful, it doesn't matter if it's a cousin, the important thing is that he has indeed been the head of the class for a long time.

The night is like water, and the mountains are cuiwei.

In the darkness of the night, the lights went out one after another, and the lonely mountain village slowly fell silent, except for the occasional dog barking or two, far away in the cold and lonely night wind.

Han Xinglin and Sun Xiaojing went to the room to rest in Yang Ling's mother's Zhang Luo.

Yang Ling was also lying on the bed, looking out through the narrow window, the cold fog gradually rose, it was hazy, half an hour later, he still didn't feel sleepy, sat up and swept the room of the two women with his mind, and found that the two women were covering the corners of the quilt indiscriminately, muttering with their arms and long legs, and suddenly laughed at the communication system, a light curtain popped out, and then the two women were selected to communicate.

Soon the images of the two women appeared on the light curtain.

"Oh, why are you peeking at us sleeping?" Han Xinglin blushed and quickly pulled the quilt a few times, but she didn't want half of her snow-white ass to be exposed.

"Hehe!" Yang Ling laughed a few times and said, "Our family can't live in the habit?If you feel uncomfortable falling asleep, you can go to the Yufu Cave ......"

"Can you really go? Auntie...... What should my parents do if they find out?"

Before Yang Ling's words were finished, Sun Xiaojing sat up suddenly, and under the thin pajamas, the two plumps swayed a few times, which immediately hooked Yang Ling's bath.

It's the dead of night, and it's a great time to have fun.

A happy double cultivation with your own woman is simply the best choice for a happy life. (To be continued.) )