Chapter 243 Two Two Two Goods

"Really?" said Yang Ling suspiciously.

The stick hurriedly nodded again and again, "Really, definitely true, more real than diamonds, do you see these things?" The stick's left eye flashed, and a light curtain was projected in front of Yang Ling, which was densely packed with design drawings stored in bricks.

Yang Ling took a look, pointed to the skateboard thruster at the back and said, "Can you help me make this thing?"

The stick nodded hurriedly, and a 3D stereoscopic projection was projected from his right eye, and a saucer-shaped object image in the middle slowly rotated, "Boss, is this thing?" Don't worry, I can help you produce it in minutes, absolutely let you worry and rest assured, you only need a word, I will help you get it at any time, you don't have to worry about it~!"

Yang Ling let go of the stick, and his hand flipped over and fell out of thin air, this is the material left after the last production, Yang Ling pointed to the materials all over the ground and said: "Get a few out and I'll take a look, otherwise you will die~!"

The stick nodded hurriedly, and then squirmed and said, "Boss, can you avoid it?"

Yang Ling rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up!"

"Okay!" the stick had a bitter face, "Boss, it's a little unsightly, you bear with it!" After he finished speaking, his mouth suddenly opened wide and cracked, becoming like a terrifying monster, and with a snort, he swallowed the materials all over the ground, and then his body also enlarged, and after more than ten seconds, the stick opened its mouth, spit out a round object like a burp When it fell to the ground with a loud bang, Yang Ling picked it up and saw that it was indeed a skateboard thruster, exactly the same as the one produced by the bricks.

"When the long is ......" The pillar spat out a dozen thrusters in one breath before stopping, and then suddenly crouched on the ground, snorted a few times in his mouth, and actually pulled a bunch of on the floor of the living room.

Yang Ling looked at the stick standing next to him with a smile, and then looked at the pile of on the ground, feeling that countless grass and mud horses were galloping through his heart.

"Boss, don't blame me, it's too much, I can't hold it back!" said the stick rubbing his hands together with a blushing face.

"****, you won't pull it into a square?" Yang Ling flew up and kicked him in the ass.

"Uhhhhh

"Fart!"

"Hehe, don't be angry, boss, I just want to experience the pleasure of human!" said the stick with a quick smile.

"Okay!" Yang Ling was completely defeated by this goods, he pointed to the room, "Go, find a few clothes to wear, and, why are you making ** so big and so dark?"

The stick said embarrassedly: "That guy has too many active metals, I don't have time to digest them, and I heard that black birds are generally bigger, and women like them, so hehe!"

A few minutes later, the stick came out wearing a floral shirt and big pants, and a high lump bulged under the crotch of the pants, and he threw it around as he walked, Yang Ling was completely speechless.

"Boss, how am I dressed like this?" the stick twisted triumphantly.

"Not how? like a **, how do you feel now?" Yang Ling asked angrily.

"Feeling?" the stick thought for a moment, "It's very cool, that guy doesn't know what civilization made it, his IQ is not very good, but the body material is very good, much stronger than my meta-magnetic synthesis, if I eat a few more of this thing, it is estimated that it will not be far from real life!"

"That's good!" Yang Ling patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "From today onwards, you will be my number one junior brother, always on call, and you are not allowed to be absent from work!"

"By the way, and, in the future, pull the into a square!"

"Yes, Boss~!" said the stick dejectedly.

The bricks are gone, the stick is resurrected, one gain and one loss, in fact, it is a gain, Yang Ling's mood suddenly became very good, he handed the car key to the stick, "Let's go, I'll take you to meet a few friends, and the errands will be yours in the future!"

The stick happily took the key and hurried to open the door.

On the street, the stick drove the off-road vehicle fast, shouting excitedly all the way, "woo woo woo" continued to let out bursts of wolf howls, Yang Ling sat in the passenger seat and closed his eyes speechlessly, I really don't know what messy information this thing has seen on the earth.

Not for a long time, the off-road vehicle creaked and stopped outside Dou Yuntao's small yard, the stick honked a few times, the pillar ran out to take a look, and quickly pushed the big iron gate open, the stick drove the car into the yard and jumped down, looked at the pillar several times and turned his head to ask Yang Ling: "Who is this thing? Why does it look like a fool!"

The pillar was immediately displeased, and he slowly walked up to the stick, and as soon as he reached out, he pinched the stick's face and pulled it a few times, and said, "Where did you come out of a fool?"

"I'm~!" The stick was furious, jumped up and was about to make a move, but a voice sounded in his ears, "You dare to do it, Lao Tzu cut your **!"

The stick was excited, and he quickly grabbed the hand of the pillar with eyebrows and said, "Dude, I was wrong just now, it's rare to be as handsome as you!"

"You can't lie to me!" the pillar was overjoyed and couldn't help touching his face.

"Of course, look at me, do I look very similar to you, this is called honest and handsome, do you know?" said enthusiastically as the stick patted the pillar on the shoulder.

"I think so too!" said Zhu Zihan with a smile.

"The world actually doesn't understand the profound connotation of such a handsome man as us. The stick said triumphantly.

"What's the connotation of a man like us?" asked the pillar inexplicably touching his head.

The stick whispered, "Haven't you heard of the big bird?"

The pillar shook his head, and the stick pulled open his big pants, "Brother, do you see how big my bird is?"

The pillar glanced at it and nodded, "It's okay!"

The stick said excitedly, "What do you mean it's okay? Let me see yours." ”

"Hehe~!" the pillar also pulled open his pants, and the stick immediately jumped up with a strange cry after a glance, pointed to the pillar and said, "It's not scientific, how can your bird be so big?"

Yang Ling looked at the two second goods with black lines, kicked on the butt of the stick with a black face, and let out a miserable howl from the mouth of the stick, and flew out several meters in the air A large character hit the wall, the pillar was frightened, and he ran to the house with his pants, just bumped into Xue Yurong who came out, and his pants fell to the crook of his feet.

"Ah~!Dead pillar, what are you doing?"

Xue Yurong let out a scream, like a kitten in heat, jumped up and waved her two hands at the pillar, and the pillar lifted her pants and fled.

At this time, Xue Yuqin and Dou Yuntao also came out of the room, looking at the wolf's unbearable pillar and the angry Xue Yurong, very puzzled. (To be continued.) )