Chapter 775: Communication Barriers
As for the two concepts of 'world' and 'universe', they are both terms that have been systematically translated and processed, and Yang Ling can't imagine what it looks like at all, maybe it's a galaxy, maybe it's a dimension in the mouth of the old spider man, or maybe it's a broader unknown existence. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Goblin ...... Goblin ......"
Yang Ling silently muttered in his heart, he is not unfamiliar with the name of this race, and now in the Western fantasy novels that are flooding the Internet, there are many goblins in this race, they live in a magical continent full of magic and alchemy world, they are timid as rats but claim to be the smartest race, claiming to be the descendants of the greatest creator god, they have a weak physique, they like to research and invent various scientific and technological items, with the support of powerful magic technology, even the giant dragon fight has been abused by them and cannot find the north, and even helped humans defeat the demons in the war of gods and demonsγ
But this race is still despised by all races.
Because they are ugly, they are almost synonymous with ugliness, lowliness, dirty, and low.
Of course, these are all descriptions in modern online novels, basically creatures imagined by the super imaginative author of the earthlings, but I didn't expect that I would really encounter it now, dirty or just as dirty, ugly as ugly, and even the skin is green.
Moreover, this tube in his hand is really a magic technology item.
Also, the goblins have come out, will the dwarves also come out?elves, giants, dragons......
Nima!
Yang Ling covered his forehead and closed his eyes, he felt so confused, as if he had traveled to another world.
The thought was like a spell, constantly appearing in his mind, and it became clearer and clearer, an ugly and dirty nouveau riche goblin kept dangling in front of his eyes, especially the long green tongue, which put him in a state of extreme euphoria all night, and he felt like he was about to collapse.
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The next morning, Dou Yuntao was the first to arrive at Xishanju Villa.
When he got off the flying car, he saw Yang Ling with black circles under his eyes and an abnormal color, and he was immediately startled.
"Fuck, second child, have you spent this year in the kiln? Why do you look like you have been wheeled seventy or eighty times by a group of old ladies?"
Yang Ling yawned, rolled his eyes, and said, "Lao Tzu met a goblin yesterday......"
"Ah?hahahaha~, you lost sperm last night?"
Dou Yuntao burst into laughter for a while, laughed for a long time and finally closed his mouth, and immediately couldn't help but laugh wildly, "I always thought that only a bachelor like Lao Tzu would lose sperm, it turns out that there will be women like you, it doesn't matter, it's okay to jerk off more and solve it, wow, ...... it"
Nima, is this what Lao Tzu is talking about?
Yang Ling's face suddenly darkened.
At this moment, two more flying cars flew over quickly, and before the back door was fully opened when they landed in the courtyard, Gao Wenfeng's voice came out.
"Who did you say was visiting the kiln for the New Year?"
The door of the other flying car was also cocked, and Yu Qiang jumped out with anger on his face and shouted, "Yes, yes, although it is far away, but I heard it just now, who did such a shameless and obscene thing in the kiln for the New Year, it's too unusual!
Yang Ling almost hit the ground with a pestle.
This group of animals is simply hopeless, and their ears are automatically filtered, and only the dirtiest voices in their hearts can be heard.
A few people stood in the courtyard for a while, and Chu Yuan also drove a flying car and flew over leisurely, looking at the flying posture of the flying car, as if he hadn't woken up.
After the flying car landed, Chu Yuan really yawned and got out of the car with two black circles under his eyes.
Dou Yuntao looked at him and asked very sadly: "Fourth, could it be that you also spent the New Year in the kiln?"
Chu Yuan shaved his chicken-like hair and rubbed his eyes and said: "During the Chinese New Year, my mother introduced me to seven objects in a row, and as a result, I accompanied them to eat and watch movies every day, alas, it was too disturbing, and they all rushed to marry me, what should I do?"
All:......
Everyone turned their heads away from the goods.
After sitting down in the living room, everyone stared at each other, and finally their eyes fell on Yang Ling.
"Second brother, what are you doing in such a hurry to get us together? I still want to come back after spending the fifteenth day of the first lunar month in my hometown!" Dou Yuntao said with a depressed face.
A group of people here, except for him, the rest of them all live in Chang'an, only he is the farthest, and it takes several hours to go back and forth.
Yang Ling cleared his throat: "Now that you have all cultivated to the Yuan Qi Realm, I decided to take you to fight the Yuan Scorpion ......"
Before Yang Ling's words were finished, Gao Wenfeng said excitedly: "I've only heard of playing mahjong, is playing Yuan Scorpion a new way to play?"
At this time, Yu Qiang also became interested, and shouted: "Damn, I have fun to talk about it early, I am almost tired of playing mahjong recently." β
Dou Yuntao also nodded again and again, "Not bad, yes, I went home with a group of poor relatives, I can't afford to play mahjong for five or ten yuan, I play one piece or two all day long, and I have to pay for one and two pieces, and I am going crazy." Let's talk about how to play the Yuan Scorpion, today we will play a little bigger, at least 10 million handfuls......"
Yu Qiang glanced at him resentfully, "Douzi, you seem to owe me 300 million last year." β
Yang Ling's face twitched...... Pumping ......
He felt that after a year, he had a little communication barrier, that is, as the saying goes, he was stupid, and he couldn't tell this group of people at all.
So he turned up the light curtain of his followers and chose Ding Cong to communicate.
Soon Ding Cong's figure jumped out of the light curtain.
"Second brother, what's the matter? I'm still arranging the handover in the company, and I guess I can only get to Chang'an in the evening......"
Before Ding Cong's words were finished, he was interrupted by Yang Ling, "Handover a fart, the company doesn't want it, hurry up and come to Xishanju." β
Ding Cong looked at him in horror, "The company doesn't ...... Don't want it?"
Yang Ling nodded indifferently, "You are all immortals now, why do you still need that money?" Just tell Brother Yuan and let him arrange for someone to be in charge in the demon capital." β
Ding Cong was stunned for a moment and nodded.
After turning off the communication light curtain, Yang Ling found that the four goods were all looking at him directly.
"Er, who were you talking to the air just now?" Gao Wenfeng asked in surprise.
"I was talking to the sixth child just now, he will come over later, I'll take you to a place to see first, remember, I've seen it and kept it secret!"
Yang Ling said a word of advice, and at the same time released the aura to wrap up the four of Dou Yuntao, communicate with the system, and then several people all disappeared from the living room.
In the courtyard of the system, four goods stood on the grass in a daze, four pairs of eyes were like mechanical searchlights, sweeping over and over, the cervical vertebrae in the neck made a clicking noise, and it took more than ten seconds before a series of surprised 'slot' sounds sounded one after another. (To be continued.) )