Chapter 0002: I'm here to check the water meter

"Ah~" The beauty was terrified, her clothes were torn, she desperately covered her chest with her hands, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Help, someone to help......"

The middle-aged man took off his pants, stared at the chest of the beautiful woman with obscene eyes, and said in a weird tone: "Call it, no one will pay attention to you if you cut your throat, haha, wait until you serve the uncle, and then call me louder." “

No matter how you look at it, it is a strong drama, Lu Feng's body was boiling, and with a "......snap", he sat up from the corpse bed suddenly.

There was a loud noise, and the middle-aged man hurriedly looked back, only to realize that the corpse on the corpse bed had disappeared at some point, and a middle-aged man with a pale face was slowly walking towards him.

"Mom......" The middle-aged man sat on the ground in fright, trembling all over, looking at Lu Feng like a ghost, and asked in a voice that was almost trembling, "You...... Is it a human or a ghost?"

Lu Feng said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is handsome and chic, suave, half human and half ghost, he came from the underworld to check the water meter, did it bother you?"

"Check the water meter?" The middle-aged man was stunned, and then frowned slightly, as if he had thought of something, and slowly stood up from the ground, a sneer crossed the corner of his mouth, "You're not a ghost, you're just a patient." “

In the hospital, there are not a few cases where patients are confirmed to be dead, pushed into the morgue and brought back to life, and the middle-aged man classifies Ye Fan in this situation.

He took out a dagger from his pocket, shook it in front of Lu Feng, and said in a weird manner: "Don't spoil Lao Tzu's good deeds, otherwise Lao Tzu will stab you to death." “

The beautiful nurse on the table seized the opportunity, jumped off the table, ran to Lu Feng and threw herself into his arms, "Help me, please save me......"

Through several layers of fabric, Lu Feng's chest felt amazingly soft, and the comfortable little brother was about to stand up, hugging the woman with one hand, with a wicked smile on his face: "You can save me if you want to, but you have to agree to my request." “

"As long as you save me, I will promise you everything, you save me, please save me......" The beauty was almost insulted by the white coat, and there was a turning point in despair, so she didn't think much about it, and hurriedly agreed to Lu Feng.

"That's what you said, don't go back. Lu Feng tightened the beauty into his arms, "Don't be afraid, with me protecting you, no one can hurt you." “

Lu Feng came out and played a heroic game to save the beauty, the white-clothed coat was not happy, he took a step towards Lu Feng, and said angrily: "Stinky boy, I think you are looking for death." If you know each other, hurry up and send that girl to me, otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you. “

Lu Feng joked: "I'm just here to check the water meter, don't you be so fierce, I'm so scared, I'm so scared that my legs are about to tremble." “

", look at Lao Tzu who doesn't want your life. The face of the white-clothed coat suddenly darkened, and he rushed towards Lu Feng with the dagger in his hand.

Lu Feng hugged the beautiful woman's body with one hand, grabbed the hair of the white-clothed coat with one hand, pulled his head down, and hit him with a knee, directly kicking the nose bone of the white-clothed coat, and kicking him at the same time.

The white-clothed coat flew several meters away, and the mask on his face was torn and fell to the ground, revealing an ugly face inside.

Lu Feng looked at the beautiful woman's good figure, and then glanced sideways at the white-clothed coat, it was completely a beauty and a beast, fortunately he was there, otherwise a white swan would be cheap lazy toad.

"Big brother, big brother, you like that little girl, you enjoy it first, whatever you old man cart or something else. The white coat was bleeding, cold sweat couldn't stop breaking out on his forehead, and his legs began to tremble.

He knew that with his own skills, he was not Lu Feng's opponent at all.

What is an old man's cart? Lu Feng lives abroad, these words are quite fresh, and he slapped the white-clothed coat over, "What old man cart? Lao Tzu doesn't understand." ”

The white-clothed coat was quite unexpected, the man still didn't know the meaning of these words, looking at Lu Feng's appearance, it seemed that he really didn't know.

Immediately, a smile appeared on the face of the white-clothed coat that all men understand, and said: "The old man's cart and the cow across the mountain are all moves on the bed, and they are the two most common moves. The old man's cart is for women to ......"

The white-clothed coat said very obscenely, staring at the beauty as she spoke, saliva flowed down the corners of her mouth, she licked her lips, and wanted to push her down immediately to an old man's cart.

Lu Feng listened, and gradually understood what was going on, which was considered a long knowledge.

After the white-clothed coat finished talking about the old man's cart, he said several moves in a row, and finally said: "Big brother, the old man who guarded this morgue was taken away by me, and there are just a few of us here, or you can do this little girl here, and let the little brother get my ...... too."

The beauty blushed and had a thick neck, and chirped: "Shameless !!"

"Beauty, if you get angry, I'll smack him a few more big mouths, and by the way, I will abolish him and let him not lift it for the rest of his life, what do you think?"

As soon as Lu Feng said this, he "plopped", and the white-clothed coat knelt on the ground, "Brother, big brother, I was wrong, I also used people's money and people to eliminate disasters, so you can spare the little one." “

"Take people's money and people to eliminate disasters?" Lu Feng heard the taste, it seemed that things were not so simple, "Who made you defile her?"

"This ...... This, the rules of the road, I can't say. “

"It's okay if you don't say it, actually, this matter has nothing to do with me, and I can't be angry with you, it's just that you see that I can't work in vain, you have to do me a favor." “

"Help, help, big brother, as long as you can let me go, don't say do you a favor, it's 10,000 favors, I'll help too." The white-clothed coat slammed his head, and at the end, he looked up at Lu Feng expectantly and asked, "Big brother, what do you want me to do?"

"Hey, it's easy. A sneer flashed on Lu Feng's face, and then he said word by word, "I want you to go to hell." ”

The white-clothed coat was stunned when he heard this, and his face turned pale.

Before he could get up from the ground, Lu Feng put his fingers together and quickly clicked on his death hole, his eyes rolled in the white coat, his legs kicked, and he died.

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