On the 27th day of the first month of Xiantao Village, a full-scale war broke out between Lei Huanxi and the Annie Legion!

The war went on in a tragic way, with the Joy Brother losing at first and Anne's Legion taking complete control of the battle.

Brother Huanxi, who was in a failed ending, broke the boat, jumped over the wall in a hurry, and brazenly used weapons of mass destruction on the night of January 30:

Skunk!

This is a chemical weapon that is expressly prohibited by international conventions!

But this is also Brother Huanxi's last Jedi counterattack!

The war has changed dramatically.

On the morning of January 31, Emily, chief of staff of the Anne Frank Corps, sent a tentative peace negotiation.

On the morning of the same day, Brother Huanxi agreed to the negotiation request.

At 9:30, the negotiators of the two sides, Lei Huanxi, Zhu Annie, and Emily, entered the first square inch hotel where the negotiations were held.

Guo Yukang, the manager of Fangcun Hotel, who is an international mediator, charged Lei Huanxi a total of 180 yuan for seat use and tea.

For this reason, Lei Huanxi lodged a solemn protest against this unilateral and unfair charge.

Guo Yukang gave a perfect explanation:

In the face of the existence of super-hegemonist Zhu Annie, Lei Huanxi had no choice but to accept it helplessly, even though he had 10,000 dissatisfaction in his heart.

At the beginning of the meeting, Anne proposed a package solution, but many of its provisions caused Lei Huanxi to be seriously dissatisfied and threatened to withdraw from the meeting.

Anne made a slight concession, but the negotiations remained deadlocked.

At 11 o'clock in the afternoon, the two sides of the negotiations, who had temporarily put aside their prejudices, had a friendly lunch. Emily, the deputy representative of the Anne Legion negotiating team, even inquired with interest about a large number of Lei Huanxi's private privacy, and showed some affection for Lei Huanxi.

This caused Anne to be greatly dissatisfied.

Internal contradictions arose in the Anna Frank Corps.

Taking this opportunity, Lei Huanxi decided to use divisive means to break them one by one. Trying to win over Emily in various ways such as flattering eyes and verbal teasing.

At the end of lunch, the bill of 298 yuan was once again borne by Lei Huanxi.

After a short break of half an hour, the negotiations between the two sides continued.

Guo Yukang, manager of Fangcun Hotel, who is an international mediator. Lei Huanxi was charged a total of 180 yuan for seat use and tea.

"Your sister!" Lei Huanxi finally couldn't bear it anymore: "I will accept you in the morning and in the afternoon?"

"You ate at noon and didn't eat at night?" Guo Yukang retorted in a righteous manner.

Due to the division within the Anne Legion, the afternoon negotiations went in favor of Ray Huanxi.

At 2 p.m., after arduous negotiations, the two sides finally signed a "non-aggression pact".

The treaty states:

The Anne Legion will live in the Lei Huanxi Villa in Xiantao Village until February 6, after which a planned withdrawal will be carried out. The party will be held no more than 12 p.m. each night, and the battlefield will be cleaned in time by noon the next day. Guarantee that there will be no large-scale destruction of Lei Huanxi's vegetable garden and fish pond, etc., etc.

Lei Huanxi is assured. Appropriate compensation for damage to the Anne Anne's Legion, etc., caused by the use of skunks (this compensation does not include moral compensation), and cleaning of the air in the villa, including ventilation.

The compensation was made in the form of a hand-cooked dinner for all members of the Anne Anne Corps over a three-day period.

At the same time, Lei Huanxi made a solemn statement:

Never be the first to use weapons of mass destruction, including the Skunk!

At 2:30, the two sides signed the treaty, and the two sides participated in the negotiation and held cordial and friendly handshakes, photos and other activities.

The First World War in Xiantao Village came to an end for the time being!

It is known as the "Battle of Xiantao Village" in history.

After seeing this agreement, Guo Yukang sighed deeply, and then glanced at Lei Huanxi meaningfully:

"Lose power and humiliate the country, lose power and humiliate the country!"

Well, it seems to have a little bit of that.

The villa is obviously its own. Why did you sign this unfair agreement?

But now it's too late to regret it.

In short, Brother Huanxi can get a temporary peace-

After 12 o'clock at night.

"Brother Huanxi, I heard that your cooking is delicious?" As soon as the negotiation ended, Emily's hand was on Brother Huanxi's shoulder: "Don't wait for three days, just make it for us today." The villa is still stinky, so let's be in this restaurant, we have to eat anyway. ”

Brother Huanxi's mind jumped out of the incomparably great boobs he had when he first saw Emily.

But before I had time to think about it, I suddenly saw a pair of beautiful ones. But the eyes that can trigger the Second World War anytime and anywhere.

Annie!

Brother Huanxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Today's weather, hahaha." ”

"Brother Huanxi. That's it. Emily didn't care at all, and actually touched Brother Huanxi's chin affectionately.

It's frivolous, it's frivolous!

If you have the ability, you can touch your family a few more times.

"Thunder rejoice!"

"Ahh

Poor, just signed an armistice.

Anne clutched Brother Huanxi's ears: "Brother Huanxi, that's it, isn't it?"

"Nope. Not. The unlucky brother Huanxi didn't know which fairy he had offended recently, why he was so unlucky: "That's your little sister, what's the matter with me." ”

Uh, it seems that this is also true, do you have the feeling of luring a wolf into the room?

Anne unconsciously let go of her hand, but she still glared at Brother Huanxi fiercely.

That couldn't be clearer. If you really do something to be sorry for her Miss Anne, hehe, you can watch it yourself.

Looking at the back of Anne leaving, Guo Yukang sighed deeply: "Brother Huanxi, having more women may not be a good thing." ”

Do you still want to say that?

Three women in one play, what about these ten women? It can really make you collapse.

Brother Huanxi suddenly turned his head: "I said the war knife, the account between us should also be settled, right?"

"Between us, what is the account between us. Guo Yukang smiled dryly.

This offends Brother Huanxi, and generally speaking, there is no good end.

"How much money did you charge me just now?" Brother Huanxi snapped his fingers unhurriedly: "I said that the cost of our hotel for the New Year should go up, right?"

Guo Yukang's face suddenly turned pale, this was what he was most afraid of.

"Do you think it's better for us to triple or five times?" Brother Huanxi calculated there: "It seems good to go up ten times or eight times?"

"Brother Huanxi, Anne and those women are too disagreeable. ”

Guo Yukang expressed his loyalty to Brother Huanxi without hesitation: "How can they be like this? Isn't this a loss of face for you at all? Don't worry, I am your person for one day and your person for the rest of my life!"

"What if something like this happens again?"

"I promise to be on your side, but of course, if those women seduce me, I can't guarantee it. ”

I'm rubbing, who are these people?

"Brother Huanxi, do you see the cost?"

"Get out!"

Brother Huanxi scolded viciously!(To be continued.) )