Body Text_Chapter 1070: The Eve of the Wedding
After he said this, he thought to himself, okay, you still want me to invite Bai Bing over, Zixuan, you don't know, Bai Bing used to be tired of my father-in-law Lu Zhouxing for a while, even if the two did not have any ambiguous relationship, but if at the wedding scene, the father-in-law found out that he invited her over, and then thought about it, it would not be good.
Gao Zixuan nodded again and again, looking careless, and said, "Love please or not, anyway, you are in charge of this matter." But I'm talking about the ugly things in front of me, I can remember what you just said, you said that you and her are pure godbrothers, but if you let me know in the future, you have something else to do with her, you see how I clean you up!" Li Rui never expected her to make a sudden move, and he couldn't be caught by her, he screamed out in pain, took a few steps back, and said angrily: "Why are you so too much, every time you rush here, sooner or later you will be wasted." Gao Zixuan said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, I have to go back quickly, and I have to stay up all night with your wife tonight." Li Rui said: "I'll send you down." ”
When the two came downstairs, Gao Zixuan was just about to get into the car, but suddenly turned around again and said, "People say that heroes still need three gangs, and it doesn't sound like you don't even have a best man." In this way, I took matters into my own hands and called Lu Xing and asked him to come over tomorrow morning to be your best man. Li Rui has always had a good impression of Lu Xing, he felt that he was very angry with himself and was a friend to make, so he nodded and said, "Okay, then you can call him and thank you for me." Gao Zixuan said to herself: "None of your relatives over there came, it's really cold, even more humble than the son-in-law who is stuck in the door." You beware that the relatives of the Lu family look down on you. ”
After seeing Gao Zixuan drive away, Li Rui was really a little apprehensive in his heart.
The so-called "the speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional", Gao Zixuan may just say it casually, but he is a little touched in his heart, remembering the scene when he accompanied Qingman to visit her aunt in the hospital. That time, in the ward, he was not less ridiculed by the eldest aunt and daughter, but the eldest uncle's attitude was better, otherwise he would have directly denied their family. And it is foreseeable that there will definitely be relatives of the Lu family who look down on themselves as "countrymen" like the eldest aunt, and if there are one or two sudden difficulties at the wedding tomorrow, the new aunt of the Lu family will be embarrassed.
However, it's too late to think about it, and it's useless to think about it, so it's better to go back to bed early than to be in the mood to think about it. It's also more than twelve o'clock, and I have to get up at about five o'clock tomorrow morning to prepare, that is, I can sleep for about four hours, so I have to cherish the time.
He walked briskly back to the upstairs house, washed up briefly, and went to sleep.
Compared to Lu Qingman, he is still happy, after all, he can sleep for a few hours tonight. Lu Qingman is miserable, wearing a wedding dress and maintaining a hairstyle, where can he sleep? At best, he can take a few naps by being stacked. Fortunately, someone stayed with her all night, so she didn't have to be lonely. Gao Zixuan was not the only one who stayed awake with her all night tonight, but also her aunt, several aunts, and five or six cousins and aunts. With so many women all gathered in her bedroom, you can imagine how noisy it will be.
The two cousins of the aunt's family also came. Lu Qingman didn't want to pay attention to them, because when she took Li Rui to visit her aunt last time, she was humiliated by their mother-in-law. But who knows, this time the two cousins changed their temperament and said good things about Li Rui, such as when describing him to several other cousins who had never seen Li Rui, they said that he was "tall and handsome, handsome and chic, and talented", and said that he was "calm and atmospheric, filial and sensible, and a good man", and also said that he had an "unlimited future", which caused those cousins to be full of curiosity about Li Rui, and they all wished to see him as soon as possible.
Although Lu Qingman wondered why the two of them suddenly changed their tone, who didn't like to listen to good words, he was still very happy in his heart, and soon talked and laughed with them.
After chatting for a while, the women got down to business. In fact, it is not a serious matter, it is the two checkpoints that the groom must pass when he comes to pick up his relatives tomorrow, the first is to knock on the door of the bride's house. Friends who have wedding experience know that the door of the bride's house is not so easy to knock on when picking up the bride, and it will cost endless spit, money, candy and other benefits to knock on each door. Especially the last door, that is, the door of the bride's bedroom, is the most difficult to open, sometimes the bride's relatives and friends will give a particularly harsh question, if the groom can't answer, don't want to knock on the door, don't want to hug the bride; the second level is more perverted, is to find shoes. The bride's side will hide the bride's shoes somewhere in the room, and the groom will have to find the shoes for the bride to put on before he can pick her up and leave. If you can't find your shoes, you can't take the bride with you either. Many grooms are so anxious that they vomit blood at this level.
What everyone discussed was to set up problems for the groom Li Rui at these two levels.
According to Lu Qingman's original meaning, this wedding can be simply handled, go through a ceremony, and let the relatives know that Li Rui is her husband from now on, and it will be okay, and some other details and procedures will not be followed, such as the two levels they discussed in front of them, which can be completely omitted, and it will only delay time, which will delay Li Rui's time and his own time, which will delay the entire wedding, that is, everyone's time. But these people are happy about it, and they are not easy to stop, and then I thought about it, forget it, let them do it, since it is a festive day, how to be happy and lively, but my husband is going to be abused by them.
The first thing to discuss was the opening of the last door, some said that the groom should sing a full song, some said that the groom should show his chest muscles bare, and some said that the groom should do a hundred push-ups on the ground...... The more we discussed, the more excited we became, and many people kept laughing, as if they were getting married.
In the end, two tricks were determined: the first was to print the lip prints of Lu Qingman and his cousins on white paper, and then hand them to the groom, so that he could identify Lu Qingman's origin, and if he couldn't identify them, he had to drink a mineral bottle of water, and then continue until they were identified; On this special day, only the groom is brave enough to eat these things to be considered a true bride. After eating these five foods, the bridegroom will shout: "It tastes great!"
After listening to these two questions, Lu Qingman couldn't cry or laugh, and said in her heart that her husband would suffer tomorrow.
We didn't decide which of these two problems to use, because each one has a lot of supporters. Later, Gao Zixuan proposed: "Just use the two together!" Everyone applauded, and they all passed.
Lu Qingman looked at Gao Zixuan with a wry smile, and said in his heart You are worthy of being Li Rui's enemy, and you have sneered at him at this juncture, if you let him know that it was you who made this suggestion, it is estimated that he will settle accounts with you afterwards.
After the problem of opening the door was settled, everyone began to discuss where to hide Lu Qingman's shoes.
Hiding things is a very skillful activity, and it also has a lot to do with people's psychological character, and a hundred people can give a hundred completely different solutions. The women in the house quickly gave a bunch of various suggestions: some said to hide in the deepest part of the closet, some said to let Lu Qingman sit under the buttocks, and some were more cunning, saying that Lu Qingman should be hidden in her skirt...... In the end, it was the tall lady who conquered everyone: "I'll wear it tomorrow morning!"
All the women were impressed, and they all said that she was more cunning, more insidious, and more vicious than herself. I've seen hidden shoes, but I've never seen such a hidden one, okay, she wore it directly on her feet. When the bridegroom enters the house, he can't imagine that the bride's shoes are on her feet, at most he is rummaging through the cabinets for a while, how can he pay attention to her feet? Even if he does, he will think that they are her shoes. Tsk, this girl is too poisonous, this time she played the groom to death.
Poor Li Rui was sleeping soundly, completely unaware that the "little wife" had set up two poisonous plans for herself.
At four o'clock in the morning the next day, Lu Xing called Li Rui and said that he had arrived downstairs. Li Rui hurriedly asked him to come up.
After the two met, Li Rui observed that Lu Xing was wearing a more formal suit, but he didn't wear a tie, guessing that he might want to be a good best man while not competing for his own limelight.
Lu Xing said: "I also called Zengqi, and he will be there in a while." I didn't greet you beforehand, are you okay? Li Rui smiled: "How is it possible, I want to thank you." I don't have any friends here in the provincial capital, and I'm too late to be happy that you two came to support me. Lu Xing said: "My brother, what are you polite about?" Are you ready?"
The three of them went to the Wangye's Tomb Reservoir to catch the "water monster" once, although it cannot be regarded as living and dying together, it can be regarded as sharing dangers, and the friendship between men has improved the fastest in bad and dangerous things, so the three of them have not known each other for a long time, but their friendship is already very deep. Li Rui is also willing to make friends with the two of them, and if he is a happy event like a wedding, he will have a bottom in his heart. That's where the beauty of friends comes in. There are many things that you can do on your own, but if you have friends to do them together, you will be able to work down and relax.