Chapter 884: A Bunch of Maniacs
"For ...... For us?"
Director Liu looked at the large number of bells and whistles and brightly colored mushrooms, and couldn't help but shudder, he is a person from the town, and he still knows very well about the toxicity of these mushrooms, and he will be poisoned if he takes one out and eats one, what are they going to do?
The young man next to him showed a very frightened look in his eyes, and he took a few steps back in a trembling manner, he also knew poisonous mushrooms, these rural people are too special and unsophisticated, and they will be poisoned if they don't agree with each other, and they have no sense of law at all, so his lips trembled and said: "I warn you not to mess around, you are against the government's violent resistance to the law, poisonous ...... If you poison us, you will pay for it...... Die!"
Dou Yuntao rolled his eyes and walked to the side of the mushroom, and casually picked up the largest and most colorful, "Who said that we want to poison you, we are a group of poor jingles, we don't have money, we have a life, if you insist on fines, we will eat mushrooms and poison ourselves." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Director Liu's eyes almost fell, and he said in horror: "Put ...... Poison yourself?"
"That's right!" Dou Yuntao nodded indifferently, threw the mushroom in his hand at Chu Yuan, and the shrimp grabbed it in his hand for unknown reasons and asked strangely: "Old Five, what are you doing for me?"
Gao Wenfeng next to him also understood at this time, and slapped him on the head, "Stupid, the fifth child asked you to poison yourself first! Hurry up and eat, don't delay time, let's die a few more, and Director Liu will go back to pay the errand." ”
Chu Yuan was stunned for a moment, Yu Qiang poured a full glass of wine and pushed it in front of him, and said with a serious face, "This past year, it should be a good day, the beautiful scenery is imaginary, drink this forgetful water, go all the way, don't blame others on the Huangquan Road, only blame us for being too poor." ”
"Is it me?" Chu Yuan muttered, and then stuffed a colored mushroom that was still stained with mud into his mouth in front of everyone's eyes.
"Ahh
Except for the brothers and Yukiko Oda, everyone screamed.
Not only Director Liu and the young man were so frightened that they almost collapsed to the ground, but Yang Ling's father and mother, as well as Zhang Erbo, Han Xue, Han Xinglin and Sun Xiaojing, all turned pale.
Chu Yuan swallowed a mushroom very indifferently in a few bites, smacked his lips with some unfinished thoughts, picked up the wine glass and poured it down, wiped his mouth, and then his face suddenly changed, and he made a noise...... A pestle went to the table.
"Quick, call an ambulance~~" Director Liu shouted in horror, shivered and took out his mobile phone and slid a few times without opening the lock screen, his hand shook and the mobile phone fell to the ground with a click, and the screen fell into a spider web.
"Did you see it!" Dou Yuntao smiled and picked up another colorful mushroom and threw it to Gao Wenfeng, "Tell you, if we don't solve it today, we will die one by one for you, and what will you do when the time comes?"
"I ...... I...... What to do...... "Director Liu sat down on the ground and watched Gao Wenfeng stuff the mushrooms into his mouth.
"Crazy...... Crazy, you're all a bunch of madmen!" the young man kept backing away with a pale face, and then suddenly turned and ran away with a sudden hysterical scream.
"yes, it's crazy...... The madman ......" Director Liu also got up quickly, and he didn't want his mobile phone, and ran out of the yard after him, and there was still a pool of wet water stains on the ground.
After a while, I heard the sound of a car igniting outside, followed by a few bangs, and a few big trees outside the yard were knocked and shook a few times, and then the sound of the car quickly disappeared.
"Haha, the sample is still fighting with me!" Dou Yuntao proudly patted the soil on his hand and came back to sit down and pick up chopsticks.
Yang Ling was also dumbfounded, he never thought that Dou Yuntao would use such a shameless method to solve the matter, as for the poisonous mushrooms that Chu Yuan and Gao Wenfeng ate...... That was completely out of his mind.
If this little poison poisoned the two Divine Yuan Realm Great Perfection monks to death, it would be too much of a bastard.
"Phew~Bah~"
Gao Wenfeng spit out the half-chewed mushrooms, and then desperately wiped his mouth with wine, and kicked Dou Yuntao very dissatisfied, "Why did you give Lao Tzu such a stinky one, it's disgusting to me!"
At this time, Chu Yuan also raised his head, picked up the dishes and chopsticks casually and began to eat and drink, only to make Yang Ling's father and mother and Zhang Erbo stunned, and they didn't know that the wine glass and chopsticks in their hands fell to the ground.
"Baby, are you okay, you have to go to the hospital quickly!" He Xiumei went up and touched Chu Yuan's forehead and said in horror.
Gao Wenfeng smiled next to him and said, "Auntie, don't worry, we didn't eat it, lie to them!"
Seeing that the two of them seemed to be fine, the people at the table relaxed at this time, Yang Benshun smashed his head on Yang Ling's head, glared and said: "This is how you deal with it, if you are poisoned, I won't beat you to death!"
Yang Ling covered his head and glanced at Dou Yuntao resentfully, and said innocently: "I didn't expect them to be such shameless lions!"
Dou Yuntao drank the wine proudly and said: "How about it? I have a good trick, I am scared to pee my pants, they will never dare to find fault in the future!"
Yang Ling kicked him with a black face, but it was much more refreshing to think that it was better than what he was going to bargain with them, but it was just a little too exciting.
The originally happy meal was disturbed, and everyone picked up a few bites and ended hastily.
Yang Benshun stuffed a few bottles of fruit wine into Zhang Erbo's hands at the gate of the courtyard, and apologized repeatedly, Zhang Erbo wiped the sweat on his forehead and hurriedly walked away like being chased by a dog.
After walking a long distance, he still looked back at the new house with a flying beam in the shade of green trees, and he decided not to help the Yang family in the future.
In the afternoon, the sun was scattered and a group of young men and women were playing on the river beach.
Han Xinglin was pulling Yukiko Oda to pick all kinds of wildflowers and weaving garlands and hats, and Han Xinglin was barefoot by the river catching small shrimp.
The rest of them sat or lay down on the grass to rest.
The sky is high and the clouds are light, the breeze is blowing, the trees are green and the grass is green, and the wildflowers are everywhere, and it is a good weather to bask in the sun and relax.
"Third child, you really don't have the mushrooms to eat?" Chu Yuan asked Gao Wenfeng next to him with a bitter face.
Gao Wenfeng pursed his lips, "Didn't Uncle Yang say everything, it's poisonous, how could I be so stubborn, did you eat it?"
Chu Yuan nodded depressedly, feeling that he was unhappy all over his body, touching his stomach for a while and touching his forehead for a while, and his mouth was also a little nausea.
"You're such a shit. Gao Wenfeng said speechlessly.
Chu Yuan jumped up and grabbed Dou Yuntao's neck, "Damn, it's all your fault, I don't feel good all over my body now!"
Dou Yuntao desperately shook Chu Yuan's hand, with a look of horror in his eyes and said, "Fuck, why is your face green!" (To be continued.) )