Chapter 160: No next time

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Don't look at Mao Xia, who is usually very fierce, she is also panicked at critical times.

Then I saw her hurriedly turn her head and hold Ding Yi with one hand: "Hurry up, let's talk." Then he thought about it and was not convinced, and added: "It's disgusting for men to go to the toilet." โ€

"You women are disgusting when you go to the toilet. Ding Yi laughed in his heart, beaming proudly, but of course he refused to spare people.

It's a pity that you can't take pictures, if you take pictures and go back and show them to Du Yi, Du Yi will die.

It's finally over, Mao Xia is also a little used to it, so she naturally helped Ding Yi put on all his clothes and walked out without saying a word.

After Ding Yi came out, Mao Xia wiped the sweat on his head: "It's too hot, I'm soiled by you again, I want to take a bath." โ€

"I didn't change my clothes. "Ding Yi's 'kind' reminder.

"It's okay, the clothes are washed, and tomorrow will definitely be dry. After a pause, he said, "You'd better wash it too, your whole body is covered in blood and sweat." โ€

"How do I wash it?" Ding Yi raised his hand, his hands were injured, and they were still wrapped in gauze, looking like they were wasted, very pitiful.

Mao Xia's face turned red, but his eyes were spinning, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking.

"Forget it, you wash it, I'll be dirty for a day, after today, tomorrow will be fine." Ding Yi said righteously.

"You stink, how do I sleep at night, the room is so small, you want to stink me. Mao Xia said angrily.

The two of them stayed for a while, and the room was already full of sweat, and if they didn't take a shower and continue to get hot, it would be really serious.

Ding Yi lowered his head, not daring to make a sound, looking very pitiful.

You coward, Mao Xia was angry when he saw it, when he saved me just now, he was quite fierce, and now he is cowardly again.

"I'll rinse it up first, and I'll wash it for you later. Mao Xia was like a man at this time, treating Ding Yi as a woman, and said in an unquestionable tone.

"Isn't this okay?" Ding Yi whispered, like a little daughter-in-law.

"It's useless. Mao Xia ran in angrily, regardless of whether the glass was transparent, he peeled off his whole body in three or two clicks.

Ding Yi lowered his head and didn't dare to look.

Mao Xia looked at Ding Yi from time to time, and found that Ding Yi just didn't dare to look up.

It's really useless, the more Mao Xia looks at it, the more angry he becomes.

hurriedly washed it, and then stuck out his head: "You come here, quickly, I'll help you wash." โ€

"Ah, that's not good. Ding Yi said again.

Mao Xia was going crazy: "Mother-in-law and mother are like." โ€

Suddenly, he rushed out and dragged Ding Yi to the bathroom.

"Don't tell anyone. Ding Yi said in horror.

"Don't worry, I won't tell Du Yiyi. Mao Xia said angrily: "Don't move, don't move, the space here is small." โ€

"Ah, it's touching my chest, go ahead. โ€

"What are you thinking --- you are thinking, why did he change?"

"It's a normal reaction, okay, don't touch him. โ€

The bathroom is getting messy.

Ding Yi is like a child, and Mao Xia is like an adult, coaxing him to take a bath.

The two began to keep the distance, washing and washing, getting closer and closer.

Mao Xia tried to use his words to divert Ding Yi and his attention.

But it seems that the topic of the conversation was not right.

"Frankly, have you ever been like Du Yiyi?"

"Do you want to swear that I'm such a casual person?"

"Really?"

"Not really, I swear, I'm going to live her like that, I'm not human. "Dude, we are gods, Ding Yi smiled secretly.

"Is TV real?" asked Mao Xia suddenly.

"What really?" Ding Yi was puzzled.

"Is it true that it hurts?" asked Mao Xia again.

"You're insane, how do I know, I haven't. Ding Yi pretended.

"You--you're like me? Hehe, you're a beginner too? You coward, you know you're useless. Mao Xia laughed.

Outside the door, the left-handed brother and the wood, and a few other people put their ears on the door.

"Brother Zuoshou, you have practiced national arts, what are they talking about? Is there that, haha. โ€

"Don't make any noise, I won't hear you when you argue. "The left ear is motionless.

After a while, the left-handed brother began to translate.

Mao Xia asked Ding Yi to stand up, saying that Ding Yi was sitting on the toilet and it was not good to help him wash. โ€

Ding Yi said that whatever you wash, just don't sit down. โ€

Mao Xia said that he had to sit down. โ€

"Ding Yi said you dare. โ€

"I'm grass. The left-handed brother suddenly screamed.

"What's wrong, left-handed brother. The crowd was shocked.

The left-handed brother had a complicated expression on his face, and swallowed: "The stinky girl really sat down." โ€

Someone also swallowed: "Is she sitting on the ground or sitting on Ding Yi." โ€

"What do you say? The left-handed brother looked strange and lowered his head again.

The crowd also hurriedly attached their ears.

I only heard a burst of voices from inside, and it seemed a little painful at first, but slowly, it began to change.

"Don't listen, don't listen, get out. "The left-handed brother began to chase people.

I'm tortured, the left-handed brother is too disagreeable, and I'm listening alone.

Everyone expressed their dissatisfaction, but there was nothing they could do.

Some people even ran to the corner of the side, holding a roll of newspaper, secretly trying to listen, but the location was wrong, obviously not as good as the left-handed brother, and he couldn't hear anything clearly.

About two hours later.

In the room, Ding Yi felt sorry for Xixi, squatting naked in the corner, and kept looking at Mao Xia.

Mao Xia was washing clothes, and it was Ding Yi's inner that washed first.

While washing, he turned around: "Okay, it's like I'm forcing you, if you don't react yourself, how can I sit up." โ€

"You said that you don't want to take advantage of me. Ding Yi said aggrievedly, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"I didn't take advantage of you, it's the first time for everyone, okay, okay, don't worry, it's going to be fine. Mao Xia smiled: "I just like women, today is a test, I won't look for you in the future, okay?"

"Do you count?"

"I swear I won't force you again. Mao Xia said this, but he was thinking in his heart, this kid is stupid, is it easy to deceive, I can't let him go easily, and I must not let him escape from my clutches.

Sometimes it's like this, Mao Xiajue used to be very happy with Du Yiyi, but today I suddenly found that I was much happier with Ding Yi than with Du Yiyi.

Her heart slowly began to change, she planned to have a boyfriend, and Ding Yi unfortunately became her first target.

In the evening, the left-handed brother sent someone to open the door and deliver the food, and at the same time, he also kindly sent the remote control of the air conditioner.

Ding Yi took the meal and Mao Xia ate it in the dining room, although the clothes were not dry, but with the air conditioner, it was not as hot as just now.

After eating, there was no sweat on the two of them.

"Ding Yi, I'm going to take a shower again. Mao Xia said: "Now that I have the air conditioner, I won't sweat anymore, I want to wash it again." โ€

"Then you wash. Ding Yi said weakly.

"You're going to have to wash it again, too. โ€

"Oh, don't. โ€

"Stop talking nonsense, come here. โ€

Mao Xia couldn't help but say, pulled him in, and then pressed it on the toilet: "Sit down, don't move." โ€

"Don't sit down anymore. โ€

"Don't worry, I like women, I just tried it with you. โ€

It doesn't take a while.

"You- why are you sitting down again. Ding Yi said angrily.

"Don't move, beware of hand pain, don't worry, I like women, try again, I didn't have experience just now, I may not do it right, you can rest assured, I promise that there will be no next time." โ€

"---" Ding Yi's expression was pitiful without tears.

Mao Xia just ate this set, and when she saw Ding Yi's expression, Mao Xia felt very happy.

After taking a bath, the two watched TV for a while, and when it was about eight o'clock, Mao Xia began to get irritable, and then turned off the TV and said angrily: "Sleep." โ€

Ding Yi was inexplicably wonderful, so he had to sleep.

Nine o'clock in the evening.

Ding Yi slept on the ground, and Mao Xia slept on the bed.

Ding Yi was already asleep, dazed, as if someone was pushing him.

"Ding Yi, Ding Yi--Ding Yi--"

He slowly opened his eyes, and Mao Xia was sticking out of the bed, pinching his face with his little hands.

"Why, don't you sleep, I'm sleepy. "Ding Yi has been dispensable for sleeping since he has immortal energy, but today he is really tired, Mao Xia has already helped him take a bath three times, and each time he has to take a bath for nearly an hour, the immortals can't stand it.

"I can't sleep, you talk to me. Mao Xia squeezed his hand around his face.

"Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep. Ding Yi turned over.

"Are you hot?" asked Mao Xia suddenly.

"Neurotic, there's air conditioning, how can it be hot. โ€

"Shall we go take a shower again?" said Mao Xia shyly.

"----" Ding Yi wanted to cry, and suddenly regretted today's scene.